Captain Man ran inside,
right through flames and saved all the animals.
And he didn't even get hurt.
Captain Man never gets hurt. He's a beast.
Alright, you ready?
Yeah.
Got my changing gum, got my sleeping gum.
Let's blow and go.
Hey, here's a cool job I could do, foot model.
Well, I learned from the best.
My hero. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
That guy sweats diesel.
Mom, I'm not okay!
- Piper, we're trying to study here. - I'm talking to my mother!
- What's wrong, baby? - Jessica unfollowed me!
- No one cares! - Henry.
I'm dropping these jerks off at the airport,
then Schwoz is going to helicopter me into Florida State.
Hurricane Piper about to make landfall, y'all! Peace.
And I cannot stress this enough, Snitches.
Henry!
- Henry! - I'll call you back.
[music playing]
Hello?
Hey, everyone. I'm Henry Hart.
And I used to be Kid Danger.
- Oh, and Ray? - What?
I'm taller than you.
Hey, how are you?
Cool, thanks. Great to meet you. I'm doing good. What's your name?
I'm Henry Hart here about the job.
- Age? - Thirteen.
I'll be fourteen on the next birthday.
Ah. So you're aging sequentially.
I like that.
- Thanks? - My name's Ray.
- Hi, Ray. - You ask a lot of questions.
I don't think I've asked any questions.
- Chocolate or vanilla? - Vanilla.
Helicopters or kangaroos?
- Helicopters? - Love it.
Scrambled eggs or dynamite?
- Both? - Maybe.
Complete this sentence:
I'm sorry, Mother, I didn't mean for my elephant to, blank.
Uh, lick Dad.
[laughing]
- Oh, that's not funny. - No.
Another statue of Kid Danger.
Yeah, we were gonna have one of Captain Man, but we changed our minds.
- I didn't know. - Get out.
Seriously, I didn't know that they were gonna...
Get out.
See you at Thanksgiving?
Of course.
Ready to go up to the roof?
Yeah, in just...
Just a sec.
OK, but we should hurry.
Hey, Kid Danger, when can I get that selfie with you?
Not now, Robert!
- Hold tight. - OK.
Is your father’s business legitimate, though?
Never ask me about my business, Henry.
Henry! Henry!
- Henry! - Whoa! What happened?
Did you give me a wet willy?
Mm-hm, it was real wet.
- What? - You slept through your entire test.
- I did? - You all see this boy?
This is what happens when you stay up all night on
Twitflash and Twittlegram.
How did I break my arm?
Uh, after I did my thing,
I slipped.
On poop?
Yes, Melvin, on poop.
[laughing]
Remember when he slipped on his own poop and broke his arm?
[laughing]
No one likes you, Melvin. No one likes you.
No further questions.
I... I have a lot of friends, and they're really cool.
And they like me and they believe me when I say things.
Dude, are you still crying?
[music playing]
When did Schwoz build all this?
Hm?
When did Schwoz build all this?
Later, Dangers.
Buh-bye, Henry.
Bye.
Have a safe trip.
- Wanna hug it out? - Nah.
OK, just one hug.
Alright, oh.
- That's my Goober. - Yeah.
I gotta go, Ray.
- Ray, I gotta go. - Yeah.
Ray, I gotta go.
Yeah, yeah, get out of here. Take that Goober rig.
Ah! Eh.
He-he, gotcha!