- P: Hey guys, so I'm here with Catrific! - C: Hi!
- P: And as it's near Halloween, I thought we could summon a demon and play a game.
- C: I think that sounds fantastic!
- P: Let's do it.
- P: What is your best summoning noise?
- C: Vooom!
- P: *Laughs*
- P: What's that? It sounded like a car going past!
- C: I was... I
- P: Vooom!
- C: I was picturing like a little demon popping up and me being like 'Voooom!', but...
- P: Alright, okay. Hear mine:
A-hum a-hum aye-ayyyy...
- C: You're a lot better. - P: Do.. do that... three, two, one.
- P&C: Hum a hum aye-ayyyy...
- (Dan's voice): Mwahahaha. - P: Ah! - D: You have summoned Lord Doom!
- C: I can't believe that actually worked.
- 'Lord Doom': Do you want to play a game?
- P: Um, I think so.
- LD: Well children! Welcome to... The Bucket of Doom!
- P: Ooooh.
- LD: Cause... cause I'm Lord Doom. - P: Yeah, you're Lord Doom. - C: Yes.
- LD: And this game's called bucket of doom.
- P: I get it. - LD: See? Yeah. It's an appropriate name.
- LD: You will each be given a scenario in which you might die, and you will be given one object.
You must explain how this object will save you from death.
You will play three rounds. Whoever loses will actually die.
- P: I'm so ready for this because I always think: "Imagine if that building fell down, how would I escape?"
- LD: Totally. - P: Do you ever go through that in your head, Cat?
- C: I pretty much think everyday I might die and how am I gonna escape death, so I think I'm prepared.
- LD: WELL THIS IS GOOD PRACTICE!
- P: Okay. Right, what's our first scenario, Lord Doom? Or are you doctor?
Or what is he? Captain Doom?
- LD: I don't like Captain Doom. It's not nefarious sounding enough.
Your first dangerous situation is... you are a snowman and a heatwave is coming.
- P: Oh god.
- LD: And these are the items with which you must decide how you are going to survive,
so please pick an item.
- P: I'm gonna go with... that one! - C: Gonna go with that one!
- P: Feels good to me!
- LD: Please read the black side and tell the peasants watching how you will do this.
- C: I've already lost. - P: A yoyo! What have you got?
- C: A worm from a bottle of tequila.
- LD: Nice. - P: What?
- P: Okay, who has to go first, Lord Doom?
- LD: Rock Paper Scissors. - P&C: Okay.
Rock Paper Scissors, go! Rock, Paper Scissors, go! Rock Paper Scissors, go!
- LD: Seriously?
- C&P: Rock, paper, scissors, go! - LD: Do something else! - C&P: Rock, paper, scissors, go!
- C: Oh no! - P: Yes! Oh no, does that mean I have to go first? - LD&C: Yes.
- LD: Phil, please explain to us
how, as a snowman with an oncoming heatwave, how you will survive using a yo-yo.
- P: Okay, well I'm a snow man, I'm about to melt and I'm just holding on to all my juices to keep them inside.
- LD: Don't say juices.
- P: I'm walking through the desert when I see a freezer shop
on the other side of the desert and using my snowman powers imbued to me by Father Christmas,
I get the yo-yo, throw the loop of string, lasso myself a freezer and climb inside to safety.
- LD: That is utterly implausible.
- C: You call Santa Claus 'Father Christmas'?
- LD: Do you not? - P: Father Christmas! Do you not say that?
- C: No! I thought that was the most exciting part of your story,
because I have never heard that before. - LD: Does it sound a bit creepy?
- C: Yeah it's like Father Christmas.
- LD: Daddy Presents, coming down the chimney. - P: You're ruining Christmas!
- P: You're ruining Christmas!
- P: Stop it! Okay Cat, tell your story.
- C: Okay so, I have to save myself with a worm from a bottle of tequila
so okay I'm a snowman in the blizzard and all of a sudden I see the sun coming from
the horizon and I'm freaking out but I see this little worm on the ground and
so I go up to it and I discover it's a genie worm from a tequila bottle.
- LD: Woah.
- C: And so it said that I have one wish and my one wish was to never melt.
So even though the sun came, I didn't melt from the magic worm.
- P: That is good. Though, I mean it didn't have lasso yo-yo action in it.
- C: Yeah it didn't have Father Christmas.
- LD: THE ONLY OPINION THAT MATTERS IS MINE!
- LD: Phil. - P: Yeah?
- LD: I thought yours was like really stupid, why were you in a desert?
But Cat, your answer was just that the object was magical and then you just wished for
the thing to save you, so based on the completely lack of creativity and that Phil's was really bad,
- P: Yes! - LD: Phil wins round one.
- P: Yay!... I dare you to touch his spike.
- C: *giggles*
- P: *laughs*
- LD: I can feel that.
- LD: Round two! The scenario of death is:
You are cleaning the windows of the shuttle (in space)
- P: Yeah. - LD: When your tether snaps and you float off into the great dark abyss.
- P: Oh no! - LD: How do you survive this situation?
- P: I'm Sandra Bullock!
- LD: Here are your options.
- P: I'm spinning! -C: Oh my god.
- LD: So Sandra Bullock did this without any items, so you really have no excuse for...
- P: So we have a bonus.
- LD: Randomly pick one!
- P: I'm gonna get this one!
- LD: Read the black side, - P: Oh what?! - LD: and tell it to the audience.
- P: Pink candyfloss.
- LD: Nice.
- C: A seaside donkey called Dolly.
- LD: Okay...right... - P: At least you got a friend in space, with a donkey. - C: That's true, that's true!
- P: I just get sugary goods.
- LD: As Phil went first last time,
please tell us how you would survive floating into space with your donkey named Dolly.
- C: Ok, so this is really simple, all I have to do is ride my donkey Dolly
and ride all the way back to space.
- C: I mean... - P: What? How does it breathe?
- LD: That kills the cat. - C: All the way back to earth!
- P: Is it a space donkey? - C: Well, duh!
- P: Oh. - C: What other kind of donkeys are in space?
- C: I'm dead, I'm throwing my card, I'm dead. - LD: Why are you helping the opponent?
- P: I don't know, I don't know why I'm helping.
- LD: Phil, please tell us how you would survive space with your candy floss.
- P: Okay, I'm Sandra Bullock, I'm spinning through space,
when I see an ice cream truck that has been released into the atmosphere by the Russians.
- LD: Wow, who did that? - P: Um, I fly towards it,
I grab some candy floss and I bite into it and it turns out it's genetically modified candy floss.
- LD: Right.
- P: That gives me the power to breathe oxygen.
- P: I mean breathe no oxygen!
- LD: The staggering misunderstanding of physics in this round is very disturbing.
- P: I find an alien called Linda, I mate with her and create a new race of humans...
- C: What?! Who's Linda?
- P: Linda the alien! - LD: You just had to get back to the shuttle.
- P: Oh. - C: I tried to be like simpler this time.
- P: Yeah. - C: And you just go and start mating with Linda.
- LD: If you're having alien babies,
then I presume you're not just still floating through space. - P: No, we're in the shuttle!
- LD: Irrelevant tangents aside, you utterly failed-
- P: No! - LD: - to solve the problem which was to get back to the shuttle because your tether snapped.
- LD: I appreciate your creativity but you just completely failed.
- P: Oh!
- LD: So Cat wins this round. - P: It was a stupid donkey.
- C: Mine was the worst.
- P: I'm gonna give you seven paper cuts.
- C: Oh my god! - LD: Okay.
- LD: You are having dinner with your date's parents for the first time.
You feel a hand traveling up your leg.
You look up and their dad winks at you.
- P: *Laughs* - C: What?
- P: What? What is that card? - LD: That is the scenario.
- C: What?! - P: How do you get out of that?
- C: That is the creepiest thing I've ever heard.
- P: I'm sorry Cat. - LD: Please choose the item that will save you
from this awkward sitch.
- P: Um, this one.
- LD: Please read the black side and tell it to the audience.
- P: A bag of rubbish.
- LD: Wow. - P: Or "trash." (Says trash weirdly) That's trash, Cat.
- C: "Trash" - P: "Trash"
- C: That's some "trash" right there. Okay.
- LD: What have you got? - C: I have a week old baguette.
- LD: Woah! that's just gonna accelerate the situation.
- C&P: *Laughs* - LD: Okay. - C: What?
- LD: Phil, you go first this time.
- P: Thankfully the waitress Melina has just emptied the rubbish from the restaurant right next to me.
So I knock it over with my leg.
- LD: That's... you're very clumsy.
- P: Yeah, which would happen, and then it will go all over the dad,
who then has to go and clean, and then I'll whisper to my date, which is Linda the half alien.
I'll be like: "Hey Linda, your dad's a bit of a perv. Can we go home please?"
And then I would run away to Mexico with her.
-LD: Nice. Do you think that Linda would believe that her dad would do such a thing?
- P:I don't know. I don't know. We might have to go on the Jeremy Kyle show or something afterwards.
- LD: But you got out of the situation. - P: I got out of the situation.
- LD: Okay. Cat, how will you escape this awkward date sitch using a week-old baguette?
- C: Okay so his hands on my leg, right? Super creepy. - P: Yeah.
- C: So I sneak over and grab a week-old baguette from the cupboard that's right behind me.
- LD&P: Yeah.
- C: And I stick it in between my legs.
Because this man is about to be like... going places he doesn't need to be going.
- LD&P: Whoa!
- C: And so he touches the bread thinking it's something else, he freaks out and he's like 'whoa!'
- LD: The old baguette-penis switcheroo! My favourite way to get out of a situation..
- P: Wow! Okay.
- LD: Judgment time. - C: Alright.
- LD: So, uh, Phil, - P: Yeah? - LD: Whilst again, I appreciate the creativity and the...
- P: Thank you demon! - LD:...storytelling that went into your trash bag thing.
And I'm sure that that would result in a lot of awkward conversations with Linda down the line in your relationship.
- P: Yes. - LD: I think that Cat's...
- C: Yes! - LD:...creative use of the baguette to, you know,
trick him into not thinking that things were not going the way he wanted was just like a...
it seemed like more in the scenario.
- P: What?
- C: Suck my baguette!
- P: I'm not even gonna respond to that. - C: *Laughs*
- LD: I... I came from hell and I'm disgusted by this video.
- LD: Well Phil, I am sorry but it is definitely time to die .
- P: No. Aaah! Waah! Waah!
- C: Sorry Phil!
- P: Baah! Baah! Baah!
- P: *Laughs*
- LD: He's still laughing! - P: I'm a ghost! I'm a ghost! I'm a ghost!
- C: He's still laughing! -P: *Laughs*...
- P: How do we summon a demon away? - C: I think...
- LD: You don't... you don't summon a demon away. - P&C: Oh.
- LD: You banish a demon away. - P: Shush.
- C: Okay you don't get to talk. I'm just kidding.
- LD: You want to get axed?! I mean.. I'm just.. I'm playing by my own rules here.
- C: I think you have to do an exorci..cism
- P: Exorcism
- C: Exorzicism
- P: Holy water!
- P: Be gone foul beast!
-LD: These nerds are getting on my nerves so I'm just gonna leave. Okay guys.
- LD: I'm sorry. - C: Okay.
-LD: I mean this isn't... I was gonna say it's not you it's me but it's you.
-P: Oh. -LD: I just...
-P: O-oh. - LD: I don't know. I have better people to be hanging out with and stuff.
So , uh, this was fun.
- LD: Sorry about the limbs and stuff.
- P: It's alright. - LD: Uh. - P: I'll enjoy being a ghost.
- LD: See you guys next time.
-P: Bye demon!
- LD: I see everything you do by the way just... some...some help.
C&P: *Laughs* -LD: Okay!
- C: I think we just got dumped.
- P: I think we just got demon dumped.
- P: Please like this video if you enjoyed it.
We also made a video over on Cat's channel doing...
- C: Seven second challenges.
- P: Oh yeah. So go click on that. Watch it, it's very funny.
- P: *Hums a tune*
- P: That's my 'click on Cat' theme tune.
- C: I liked it.
- P: Thanks.
- P: Um, I think we're just gonna go now.
- C: Alright!
- P: I'll take my axe and haunt some people.
- P: Is that giant wasp?
- C: It's a fly, it's a fly. - P: Okay, okay.
- P: Demons are scared of wasps, did you see that?
- LD: It's the one thing that can kill me.
- C: Do you know, actually you know there's a wasp in every fig?
- P: Oh there is a wasp in every fig.
- LD: That's my favorite fact, because I like horrible things.