- One of my favorite new games from this season
is something called "Never Have I Ever."
I love it because it forces celebrities to reveal things
they probably would rather keep a secret.
It's basically a publicist's nightmare.
Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Paul Bettany
were here to promote the movie "Mortdecai."
And I got them to play with me,
and I played with them.
We all played. Watch it.
Here's how it works.
I'm gonna ask a series of questions.
Please pass these down.
Take one and pass it down.
And I'll play along with you.
I'm gonna ask a question,
and we will all answer "I have" or "I have never."
And the first one is: Never ever have I been
to a nude beach.
[laughter]
All right.
Never ever have I been arrested.
[laughter]
Never ever have I gotten a tattoo that I regret.
[laughter]
Never ever have I joined the mile high club.
[laughter]
Never ever have I lied to get a job.
- Oh, come on.
- I constantly get a job.
Never ever have I gotten out of a speeding ticket
by being a celebrity.
[laughter]
Never ever have I forgotten the name of a date.
Like--like, while you're with them?
I don't understand that--
- Yeah, that's difficult. - While you're with them?
- While you're with them? - That would be really horrific.
- Yeah.
No, I've never.
Never ever have I seen one of
my "Mortdecai" costars naked.
- Yeah.
[laughter]
- Oh, you've seen each other naked.
Never ever have I lied on a talk show.
- I don't believe you.
I just don't believe you.
- Never ever have I sexted.
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, no. I haven't done that.
[laughter]
Wow.
Never ever have I said a baby was cute
when it was obviously ugly.
[laughter]
- That's all the time.