YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST FROM FILMS LIKE "INHERENT VICE" AND
"STEVE JOBS."
NOW, SHE STARS IN THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED PREQUEL TO HARRY
POTTER, "FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM."
PLEASE WELCOME, KATHERINE WATERSTON!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪
>> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS!
>> Stephen: WELCOME TO THE CONCERT TO SAVE AMERICA.
( LAUGHTER ) >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
>> Stephen: WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER SINCE YOU WERE AT THE
FINAL PARTY, THE RAP PARTY FOR THE COLBERT REPORT.
>> I CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING BECAUSE I'M SITTING IN
THE SEAT STEVIE WONDER JUST SAT IN.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: DO YOU FEEL THE
GREATNESS WELLING UP THROUGH YOUR BUTTOCKS UP THERE?
>> YEAH, I'M JUST TRYING TO GET SOME OF IT UP INTO MY SKIRT.
WOW!
>> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.
WATCH OUT!
( LAUGHTER ) NOW, FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW,
YOU'RE THE DAUGHTER OF THE GREAT SAM VATERSTON, FRIEND OF OURS,
AND FANTASTIC.
WHAT'S IT LIKE GROWING UP WITH AN ACTING ICON LIKE THAT?
DID YOU EVER DO "LAW AND ORDER"?
>> WOW, YOU JUST WENT STRAIGHT FOR THE JUGGLER.
NO, I'M THE ONLY ACTRESS WHO EVER LIVED IN NEW YORK CITY WHO
COULD NOT GET HIRED ON THAT SHOW.
>> Stephen: I HATE TO TELL YA, I WAS IN "LAW AND ORDER."
( LAUGHTER ) YEAH.
>> HOW DID YOU -- >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW.
THEY JUST FOBBED YOU UP AND SAID --
>> THEY SAID, WE'VE GOT A GUY WHO KILLS AN OLD LADY WITH A
LIVE BOMB, WE THOUGHT OF YOU.
( LAUGHTER ) >> SOME PEOPLE ON THAT SHOW SAY
THINGS LIKE, SHE NEVER CAME HOME LAST NIGHT!
I COULDN'T EVEN GET A JOB LIKE THAT.
>> Stephen: DIDN'T YOU CALL YOUR DAD AND SAY, DAD, HELP?
>> MY SISTER-IN-LAW, BROTHER AND BROTHER-IN-LAW WERE ON THE SHOW.
>> Stephen: NOW YOU HAVE THE HA HA, BECAUSE YOU'RE IN THE
FANTASTIC BEAST AND YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM.
>> I SHOWED YOU, "LAW AND ORDER."
>> Stephen: YOU SURE DID.
YOU PLAY AN EX-ORORK, A BLACK MAGICIAN CATCHER.
>> I'M BASICALLY A DENOTED COP.
>> Stephen: A MAGIC COP.
A MAGIC COP.
>> Stephen: THIS IS A BIG MOVIEN FROM CHOOSE.
I'M SURE PEOPLE WHO LIKE ME WHO ARE FANS OF HARRY POTTER ARE
TRYING TO PRY SPOILERS OUT OF YOU ALL THE TIME.
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL TECHNIQUES FOR DOING THAT?
I LOCK YOU IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM AND DON'T LET YOU OUT.
( LAUGHTER ) DID ANYTHING SURPRISE YOU?
I ASSUME YOU WERE A FAN.
DID YOU FIND OUT ANYTHING ABOUT THESE MOVIES?
>> THEY DON'T TELL US ANYTHING.
PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY'RE SO AFRAID THAT WE'RE GOING TO
GOSSIP ABOUT IT OR SOMETHING.
YEAH, JUST LAST WEEK, WE HAD THIS FAN EVENT IN LONDON, AND
J.K. ROWLING WALKED ON TO THE STAGE.
THEY DIDN'T EVEN TELL US SHE WAS GOING TO BE THERE.
SHE TOLD THE AUDIENCE THAT WE WERE GOING TO MAKE A FIFTH FILM,
WE THOUGHT MAYBE WE WOULD MAKE FOUR, AND I WAS SITTING THERE ON
STAGE, ALL THE ACTORS HAD THEIR JAWS ON THE GROUND, AND I WAS
JUST THINKING MAYBE THERE WAS SOME KIND OF STEM CELL LAB IN
SWITZERLAND THAT I COULD GO TO DIP MY WHOLE BODY IN TO STAY
WELL PRESERVED TO GET THAT FILM.
I'M IMAGINING US WITH OUR WALKERS AND WANDS --
>> Stephen: I WOULD LIKE TO DO SOMETHING TO YOUR FACE NOW IF
YOU DON'T MIND.
>> THOUGHT YO YOU WOULD NEVER AS >> Stephen: I WAS WONDERING IF
I COULD PROVE YOU'RE SAM'S DAUGHTER BY GIVING YOU HIS
EYEBROWS.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THIS IS WHAT YOUR FATHER LOOKS LIKE, TO REMIND
EVERYONE.
SO LOOK AT ME RIGHT HERE.
>> MM-HMM.
>> Stephen: NOW, LOOK INTO THE CAMERA AND SAY SOMETHING SAM
WATERSTON WOULD SAY, AND WE'LL GIVE YOU THE SOUND EFFECT.
>> THE TRICK IS THE EYEBROWS GO UNEVEN, RIGHT?
>> Stephen: YEAH.
IT'S THE LAW!
♪ >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU THINK,
SAM?
ANY GOOD?
>> DAD!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: SAM WATERSTON,
EVERYBODY!
KATHERINE WATERSTON!
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NEXT FRIDAY!
KATHERINE WATERSTON, EVERYBODY!