• From delicious hair of the werewolf to blood bags filled with sugary goo, we count
15 of the funnest, most awesome pieces of Halloween candy ever prepared by crazy companies
and websites 15 - Insect Candy
• So you might look at these and think, hey, a bunch of plastic insect toys imbedded
in a lollipop • Well, hotlix.com process real insects
and dip them in candy - yes, they're real, live insects frozen in time, ready to be eaten
with a crunchy, delicious taste • You can get ants, crickets, worms and
scorpions in your lollipop, although the scorpions are more expensive since they're usually reluctant
to become food 14 - Brain-flavoured Zombie Mints
• These are made specifically for zombies, but regular people can eat them too
• The official website mcphee.com suggests eating these to make your breath autopsy-fresh
in case you need to disguise yourself in a zombie-packed street
• They also come in Cthulu flavour, although those will just drive you insane
13 - Blue Cheese Lollipop • This one started out as a joke, blue cheese
on a stick, and then somehow it took off and became an actual thing
• The company that designed it, Lollyphile, they're been experimenting with lollipop flavours
like breast milk and absinthe, and this was their latest attempt at candy that makes no
sense 12 - Gumball Eyes
• A ton of bloodied up suckable eyeballs perfect for strewing around any Halloween
candy table, and they're filled with fat-free liquid cherry candy
• Course, they taste just like any other gumball so don't expect the familiar delicious
taste of real eyeball juice inside - for that you'll need a dark alleyway and some sharp
cleavers 11 - Death Mints
• Amazing simply for the case alone, it is, according to the website, the preferred
mint of choice for vampires, corpses and zombies - and it comes with 100 mints similar to the
brain-flavoured one • According to reviews it takes about 5
of them to get you fresh breath, but since the case is so cool you can store proper mints
in there AND NOBODY WILL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE 10 - Blood Mouth Candy
• This is more of a Halloween prank candy, but effective and still spooky
• They key is either to eat one yourself or give it to a friend - as soon as you start
sucking, it'll fill your mouth with blood covering your teeth and running over your
lips • And because of the ingredients it looks
like real, think and genuine blood - perfect if you want to convince someone they're suffering
from a serious throat condition 9 - Nose Candy
• This is a strap-on witches nose with an oozy snot-like coming out of a nostril tube
- you're supposed to flick the snot with your tongue and suck it into your mouth
• You might want to tell people you're wearing the nose candy strap though, otherwise you
may find it difficult to pick up a date 8 - Interlocking Bone Candies
• These are seriously awesome - a plastic coffin filled with bone pieces you can assemble
yourself into a skeleton • And just like the Death Mints, you can
keep the case for other things when you're done - a sliced off finger for instance, just
don't tell anyone where it came from 7 - Candy Blood Bags
• Good for freaking out the large percentage of people that can't stand the sight of blood
• It comes filled with a red cherry flavoured liquid candy you slurp up like a melted icy-pole,
and rumours suggest it does indeed come with a few drops of real blood, but the health
department has failed to comment on the matter 6 - Doctor Dreadful Stomach Churner
• Although you could exchange this item on the list for any other Doctor Dreadful
set, in this one you pour coloured liquid through tubes and pump it inside the stomach
piece, producing a gooey cherry cola • You can also create edible dripping arm
blisters, and while it takes a little bit of time to set this up and actually produce
anything, it's also cheap - about ten bucks on amazon
5 - Forked Eyeballs • Exactly what you might imagine - eyeballs
skewered on forks so thick and bizarre that they look like they were made for small monkeys
• They come in 4 flavours green apple, grape, blueberry and strawberry - and according to
reviews they taste amazing • Although the pupils look like they came
from a decomposing zombie that's stared at the sun too long
4 - Wasabi Kit Kats • It might not be Halloween themed, but
I can guarantee these'll still scare the crap out of you
• The box is deceptively friendly, green patterns and Japanese letters implying a common
mint-flavoured • Then you take one bite and your mouth
explodes in a furious tornado of unholy fire 3 - BBQ Larvets
• Cooked worms with a BBQ seasoning baked in - now, while they are technically bugs
that have been cooked to become edible, they've been hollowed out so much that they taste
more like crunchy BBQ-flavoured chips than anything that was once live and wriggling
• These are made by hotlix the same guys who manufacture the insect lollipops, and
apparently they have a massive hardon for edible wildlife
2 - Crime Scene Candy • Made by niftycandy.com - a mix of body
part type candy including two eyeballs, lips and squishable entrails
• Most people leave these outside gingerbread houses to warn all nearby that delicious,
delicious death is afoot 1 - Halloween PEZ dispensers
• A bunch of them including skulls, ghosts, skeletons and a mummy
• Coolest thing about them though - they glow in the dark