CHUMLEE: Hey, how you doing?
STEPHAN: I'm great.
I have what should be in every home in America.
Um, a toaster oven.
STEPHAN: Better than that.
A lie detector.
OK.
I don't know if that should be in every home.
That could get a lot of people in trouble.
[CHUCKLING]
STEPHAN: I picked the item up at a garage sale
because it seemed unique.
And it actually works.
It turns on.
It registers body temperature, and it
ranges from an angel to a devil based on whether or not
you're telling the truth.
To be honest, if I said how often I lied,
that would be a lie.
CHUMLEE: It is pretty cool.
This is the Marlin Electric Company.
I think it was made in 1950.
STEPHAN: Yes.
It was basically just a toy to replicate a real lie detector,
because in 1950, police were starting to use these,
and kids wanted to be able to play with these.
And this one is particularly cool because it starts off
with an angel at zero, and then it gets to 9 and 10,
where she is no longer a angel and is now devil.
So does this thing work?
STEPHAN: Actually, it does.
These electrodes will monitor heat sensors.
CHUMLEE: So let's see.
Am I getting old?
No.
Oh, it says I'm lying.
STEPHAN: That's it.
So what do you want to do with it?
I was looking to sell it.
All right.
How much were you looking to get for it?
Well, I was hoping to get about $500.
I haven't seen them go anywhere near that.
STEPHAN: Wow.
What were your thoughts?
Honestly, I've seen these things sell for, like, $50.
So, you know, I'll give you the 50 bucks.
If you can come down, we can make a deal.
But otherwise, you're going to have to pack
it up and sell it another day.
Well, I cannot tell a lie.
CHUMLEE: [LAUGHS]
I'll take it.
CHUMLEE: All right.
Sounds like a deal.
Go ahead and leave it here, and meet me
up here at the front counter. - All right.
We'll write it up.
Great.
I wasn't completely surprised when
he said that the price was $50.
It really is based on whether you're interested in it or not.
CHUMLEE: You see that toy lie detector I bought?
Yeah, I saw it.
It's pretty cool, huh?
Catch your ass lying.
Well, first off, they don't work.
Even the modern ones don't work.
And I don't lie.
Beep!
It would have caught you lying right there.
COREY: What do you mean, you don't lie?
RICK: I don't lie.
I mean, generally, I'm a pretty honest guy, I think.
COREY: [CHUCKLES]
For example, if your wife asks you
if her butt looks bad in a pair of jeans, what do you tell her?
I tell her she looks great.
COREY: What if it looks bad?
I'm just being polite.
I'm not lying.
COREY: You're lying.
RICK: [SIGHS] This conversation's over.
Hey, Rick.
Does Corey look fat in those jeans?
RICK: Yeah.
CHUMLEE: [CHUCKLES]
COREY: See?
You're a liar.