What are you doing Saturday night?
I'm dog sitting for my mom's bus.
Oh, what kind of dog?
I'm not sure.
He's got paws and a tail.
Maybe he's an English paw-tail.
Why, what are you doing Saturday night?
What? What, you think 'cause Beck and I broke up
I don't have anything to do Saturday night?
No, I never said--
I got a lot of things I'm gonna do. Like, tons.
Okay.
I mean, if you want me to cancel my plans
to come hang out with you while you dogsit, then fine.
Fine, I'll do it.
- You don't have to. - I said I'll do it!
But you owe me, baby girl.
Thank you.
Well, anyone want some licorice?
I'll take some.
Jade?
Thank you.
Yay, we're squat buddies.
Cat, don't turn on 21.
Don't what?
Turn on 21.
Twenty-one on!
No, no, no--
[groaning]
Cat! You just shocked me!
I'm sorry!
I have a problem, I need help.
Well, Tori and André are right over there.
But they just sent me here to talk to you.
So, you know the cowboy-luau dance this Saturday night?
Yeah, I know about the Cow Wow.
Well, Robbie texted me last night,
saying he wants to talk to me
and I know he's gonna ask me to be his date.
- Gross. - Don't say gross.
- I like Robbie. - So go to the dance with him.
No, gross.
You just said--
Look, Robbie is one of my best friends,
it'll be weird if I'm his date to a dance.
- Cat! - Well, think fast,
because here he comes.
- Quick, hide me! - Where, Cat? In my bra?
Oh!
No, that'll never work.
[laughing]
[screaming]
Wow, you guys really missed me!
Eww, Jade, you're all sweaty.
Never speak of it!
Now, what do you do with these? You use these as...
Yay, we're hanging out together--
No!
What's up?
- Nothing. - Just hanging.
We were not watching you kiss that girl.
Oh, Cat!
It's alright.
Hope you all enjoyed the show.
[laughing]
- Oh, it's my brother. - Did he give you the stuff?
Yeah, he says he got you the clown costume,
the power drill and 12 gallons of blood.
Wow, where'd he find 12 gallons of fake blood?
You wanted fake blood?
I'll go call my brother.
- I like your purse. - Thanks.
- What is this? - Monkey fur.
Oh.
- Hi. - Hello.
We brought you frozen yogurt.
Why? You know, frozen yogurt
doesn't solve all the world's problems!
I told you to bring her doughnuts.
Why aren't you being nice?
And why do you look disgusting?
Trina.
[grunting]
[both] Oh...
- Hi. - Nice hair.
What are you?
Jade!
[panting]
Ah!
What are you doing here?
You said you wanted to work on our project.
At your house, not here!
- Whatever, let's just go-- - No, you can't!
Okay, did you forget to take your special vitamins today?
No.
Yes, I better go take 'em now.
Um...
I think you look nice with no eyebrows.
[sighs] Jade, I just want to say
I really appreciate you having lunch with us.
And, thank you André and Beck
for handcuffing Jade to the table.
- Sure. - No problem.
[growling]
[squeals]
[growling]
I still don't get how this happened.
Well, Jade asked me to make her eyebrows look nice,
so I tried to wax them, but,
when I took the wax strips off there was, um...
a problem.
My eyebrows are gone!
No, they're not! I told you, they're right here!
[laughing] Yay!
Cupcake power!
[giggling] Whoo!
Hey, Cat! Cat, Cat, Cat!
Cat, you're killing me!
My brother got shot by a clown.
Why?
Because my brother kept poking him and saying,
"What you gonna do about it, clown? Huh?"
It happened on a bus.
Cat, color the tiger.
Yay, crayons!
Oh, look who's back.
I thought I smelled failure.
Then you must be sniffing yourself.
- Good, right? - For you.
You know you can't sing here.
Why would we want to?
So your daddy can let you win again?
He picked us because we sang the best.
Oh, my God.
That is so tight.
Tight means good.
That is so not tight.
Secret Santa!
- You're mine or his? - Yours, for you.
Give it.
Hey, guys, um, can I ask you--
Shut up, I'm opening a Christmas present!
Grunch.
Oh, my God. Cat, you did not.
[giggles]
- Scissors. - They're special scissors.
Okay.
They're from a real movie.
I cannot believe you got me these.
What movie were they used in?
The Scissoring.
Wait, that one about the girl
who comes back from the dead
and uses a pair of scissors on her two best friends?
- Yep. - Starting with the pretty girl.
Oh, is this a closet party?
Look, I have spoons!
Cat, come here.
We need your opinion on something.
On global warming?
No.
Because I don't think that's really happening.
- Cat... - Seriously,
I went to the movies the other night and it was so cold.
- Cat! - Hi!
We need your opinion on us.
Why not just ask a monkey?
I saw a movie about a monkey.
He wore glasses and carried a gun.
Don't you think Jade and I fight a lot?
- Sure. - Yeah, but all boyfriends
and girlfriends fight a lot, don't they?
- Well, sometimes, but-- - Yes or no?!
- [squeals] - Let her talk!
You never listen to me talk!
Can I go now?
No! What is your point here anyway?
I would like to have a girlfriend I can talk to
without it turning into a screaming match.
I'd like a boyfriend who other girls
don't stare at all the time.
I thought this was a closet party.
Excuse me, will I be auditioning next?
- Maybe. - Because I've been waiting
for like 40 minutes and I--
Okay, take care now.
You're so good with people.
So, why are we making a student film?
We're not.
So why are we auditioning ladies to play Jessica?
Listen, this is Tori's idea, all right?
Well, but all these ladies think they're auditioning for a role--
Here, open.
Yeah, that's right. Cat like cereal.
Good, good! You want some more?
Want some more? Yeah!
Any more questions?
[mumbling]
Yeah, I didn't think so.