IT IS APRIL 1st, AND I LOVE APRIL FOOLS' PRANKS.
APRIL FOOLS, I REALLY DON'T LIKE THEM.
CALL ME CRAZY, BUT SHOCKING OR FRIGHTENING YOUR LOVED ONES IS
NOT A NATIONAL HOLIDAY.
WELL, IT IS, BUT IT'S THANKSGIVING DINNER.
I WANT TO BE CLEAR YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL APRIL ONE.
BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE PULLING PRANKS TODAY.
FOR INSTANCE, THIS MIGHT HAPPEN.
YOUR LANDLORD MIGHT COME BY AND DEMAND THAT YOU PAY HIM A LOT OF
MONEY TO KEEP LIVING IN YOUR HOME.
DON'T FALL FOR IT.
HE PULLED THE SAME TRICK THE FIRST OF THE MONTH LAST MONTH.
AND IT'S HAPPENING ONLINE.
OVER AT THE WEBSITE PORNHUB-- WHICH I HAVE BEEN TOLD EXISTS--
THEY CHANGED THEIR NAME TODAY TO CORNHUB, AND REPLACED ALL THEIR
DIRTY MOVIES WITH FOOTAGE OF CORN.
YEAH, SHOCKING.
IT WAS SHOCKING.
>> Jon: WOW.
>> Stephen: THERE WAS SOME HARD-CORE SHUCKING GOING ON.
ALTHOUGH, I GOTTA SAY, I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED BECAUSE ANYBODY
WHO WATCHES THAT IS GOING TO HAVE REALLY UNREALISTIC BODY
STANDARDS.
THOSE ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT NATURAL NIBLETS.
BUT THE BIGGEST APRIL FOOLS' DAY PRANK, I HAVE TO ADMIT, WAS
ACTUALLY PRETTY FUNNY.
DONALD TRUMP IS STILL RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU GOT US!
YOU GOT US!
AND YOU MIGHT HAVE FORGOT, STILL ABOUT 20 MINUTES LEFT,
MR. TRUMP, TO JUMP OUT FROM BEHIND SOMETHING.
OR OFF SOMETHING.