so good to see you long time no see Wow
- I'm so happy you're here so happy here
I'm gonna make it my absolute mission to
show you the face of Shanghai I'm so
excited it's my first time in China
first get to China
yes so this is Nanjing Road it's like I
don't really come here that often I was
out guess what made you move to China
who I don't know I just like a change of
pace I want to try something different
you know I got to say China's really not
what I expected
I've had that before so these are
handful of halal noodles from the
northwest I actually usually don't come
to these places too often but having a
friend in town is the perfect excuse
mmm so do they start dog meat here
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if I could never been here myself but
apparently they have the most famous
cello bow and all of Shanghai Wow
and it's super popular never mind
no part of the experience there's so
many people here they're sure I mention
Rene's varying shout hi really what a
coincidence I'm really excited to be
here I would like to practice kiss you
yeah we are dude what the hell gee that
was a tea scam on this place is crawling
with them trying to rip off unsuspecting
tourists your Chinese is amazing oh my
gosh you must be an expert by now pretty
much
woman 2 ponyo ow Yan Jing Chi Yong oh
you friend all the dresses oh my god
that's so impressive two tickets to the
peril terribly sting on temple here it
is man move on two tickets to the barrel
sir
sting on temple no bun help our King on
temple yeah the bun to ticket sting on
temple
come on to take it to the perrault our
wrongful arrow tower the one barrel
power climb three tickets to the bell
tower cancel the plunge two tickets to
the peril our
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Matt oh my god I'm a sucker for con I
was coming time it was a namer
I think great first time in China I'm so
excited you know even in the airport I'm
finding that China's not what you
thought it would be something this week
oh so you took it taxi here right no
what do you think that that
managing road Oh
so why'd you move here I like to move in
Shanghai not I guess huh wow these are
really slippery I guess would be free
without four fork right that's a good
guess no I only come here a friend but
otherwise I wouldn't be caught dead
Wow it really must be the most delicious
Selim von all song on but hey it's all
part of the experience right it does I
mean
so Chinese eat these everyday things it
feels like it yeah yeah it's my first
time in China I really like it so far
it's great yeah it's very very busy lots
of lots of people it's great I love it
I'm also a visitor in Shanghai I would
like to practice English with you
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Andy it's nice student from out of town
is also visiting Shanghai today she's
also kind enough to invite us to go with
her to a traditional tea ceremony
hi I'm okay I would like to practice
English with you I'm also a visitor in
Shanghai scrappy needs a very high
quality can be cheaper
can you help me out I really don't want
to get ripped off
creepy aneema what about all I died
about to do it needs a Bevin visa ma'am
oh she's already given me the biggest
discount can't go any lower
okay yeah man I mean it's just a bunch
of buildings you know a bomb here we are
hang on temple it means quiet peace
temple but clearly its name very
ironically the ticket Suhail please it
was actually built by Edward Bond who is
in love with rivers but famously afraid
of water I am a fierce building
ding on temple there kicks to the balls
box
jingle all the temple Bell Tara James
Barney hang on Colter think it's older
right fundage Paulo ting are dreadful
God he's our realtor sponge hang on
temple can bun growth over temple of
doom
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Matt oh thank god I almost thought you
forgot to come are you on your way but
Matthew okay oh I can do this this will
be fun yeah you know what's traditional
in China what's up
see ceremony not easy to find though
only a hopeful soul came along you had a
fine Wow me where I fell oh I'm from
Australia it's a high OE it's actually
started high power
yeah shall PM you know which is that up
now in the salad I was roll again back
changing brain John Jack what is he
hurt she is actually a visitor to
Shanghai one of the oven yeah and she's
on her way to a traditional tea ceremony
whoa how lucky away yeah dude I think
she likes you here's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna go run some errands give you
two a chance to get from know each other
and try some delicious barely prostate
Andy you're the best
hey man I'm just doing my job as Horace
news 5
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so when you think about it tacos are
just as Chinese is any of these other
tourist trap restaurants trying to sell
you traditional Chinese cuisine Wow the
website China's completely wrong
oh yeah there's a lot of misconceptions
about China and I'm going to introduce
to my taillight Supergirl
I kind of recommend
hey Matt it isn't you what luck I had a
little trouble with the address but some
friendly locals help me out Chris hey
see you haven't started eating yet let
me treat you to lunch
no no no no I know the address of an
amazing Exia long veil place supposed to
be the best in all of Shanghai we could
check it out sue whoo-hoo overpay hema
really okay shall we go eat some say
long bao
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Oh
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boy today was awful I have to move like
four huge boulders I am exhausted here
I'm so sorry I still can't believe they
make you go to Chinese prison just for
not knowing how to use chopsticks I know
I should have just stayed away from Asia
completely to begin with and they let
you Skype in Chinese presence
contrivance yeah they they lent it to me
in exchange for English lessons
yes still no assignment I told him not
to go to the scammer if he's all like
mr. adventurous ah how could you live in
it city so dangerous it is such a scary
place I mean I think the whole of Asia
is best avoided you know what they say
um this is best to be at all times stay
there never leave home guess what I'm
coming to Shanghai next month I'm so
excited and I can't wait for you show me
around what do you do Matt there's so
much less horrible death
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show them around if it's late you're
dead