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What's up guys? It's Emma, today I'm back with a video
I'm so fricking pumped because I'm about to eat some food
but it might not be so great because
Here's the thing I had this idea that I would go to the grocery store and buy all of the foods that I used to
Eat when I was younger like anywhere from like five to like twelve, during that age group time of my life
I ate so bad, so bad like I was I'm actually surprised
I don't have like diseases because I ate so bad
Extremely unhealthy I never ate vegetables or anything I ate so bad
Which is fine because when you're like seven like you have the fastest metabolism of all time
And it just like doesn't matter um. Yeah, well those days are over, but it was fun while it lasted anyways
I haven't eaten these foods in like ten years
This video is going to be taking a lot of effort from my side over here because some of this stuff
I actually have to cook in the microwave
Unbelievable, it's a lot of work, okay. First, We'll start out with a few snacks
This first snack was my favorite snack you might have never even had these before because they're really random
It's called sabritones, sabriTINOZ
SabritONS
Sabritina I actually used to call them Sabritino's when I was little Sabritino's
S-A-B-R-I-T-O-N-E-S which like if you Sound that out sabritinos yeah
LETS TRY IT OUTTT! I'm so excited these were so good
I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. my memory of these was like them being my favorite food
I remember these being the one thing I'd look forward to at recess everyday, and they're not living up to that expectation right now
They're honestly like not that good! like they don't have that much flavor. They're not bad
They're just boring I'd rather have a Dorito. You know what I mean. I'm not mad, because the memories that those gave me were absolutely
Irreplaceable during recess I remember my friends would ask me for one and I would decline every day
It was that one snack that you would just not share. kind of an emotional start
But what can you do next snack
I actually had to cook and to pour water in it and then put it in the microwave and then pour cheese packet in it
It was not all fun and games it was hard. I'm just kidding, but my next snack
Is this Annie's white cheddar mac and cheese I used to eat this for dinner like five times a week um
Ever since this mac and cheese came into my life
I have been a strong believer that white cheddar mac and cheese is superior
I don't know. Maybe it's just me, but this was my shit. I'm gonna take a huge bite
No, I'm not so what if I hate it? Mmm? I don't think you can hate mac and cheese
Oh f*ck this it's exactly what I remember this makes up for the fact that that was not that good okay
I need to stop cuz I have like a bunch of other foods to eat but
Okay, so this is one things kind of start getting a little bit interesting because see I grew up as a vegetarian meaning
I never ate meat so I haven't tried most of the meats that you probably eat on a daily basis such ads like steak, chicken,
hamburger like it just never landed in my mouth
So I gotta grow up like you know eating things that were like an imitation that would like make up for my lack of
meat one of the things that my parents would feed me as a young way as a
Youngin to help me feel like I really fit in was these morning star farms original sausage sausage
Patties okay, I've never tried real sausage, so I don't know how accurate this is but I have one right here
Um as you can see it looks like a nice hockey puck dog sh*t hybrid it doesn't look the best, okay?
I've seen more attractive things than this maybe it'll taste really good
I don't really remember exactly what these taste like because I literally haven't had them for years
I don't know what it's even made out of because it's not meat, but what else could it be beats me. Let's try it
I'd give the temperature of four out of ten the spice is in it not too shabby, but the texture is not the best
It's super dry I feel like I need like ten bottles of water to get that fully down my throat
But it's not bad definitely gives me some
Elementary school morning time feels I think that if I didn't eat these as a kids
I wouldn't be able to eat it cuz it's kind of weird, but because I have so much experience with these bad boys
It's kind of just more like memories
Will move on from the hockey pucks for now okay next let's get into something that literally it makes me feel something
We have pop-tarts right okay?
These are the s'mores flavor which is an important factor
but let me just explain so when I was little I used to play toontown that was my sh*t
It was actually worrisome to my family. How good I was at it, and it was my main passion in life
I had dreams about it, but you know during the week
I would get home from school
And I'd only be able to play for like an hour so because I'd have homework the weekdays
I was kind of torn apart from my love, which was toontown, but then on the weekends
That's when I really want hand. I just remember you know Sunday's me sitting playing toon town
just defeating those cogs like a savage and
Eating s'mores pop-tarts, so I have very high expectations right now if I don't literally taste toontown
I'm gonna be disappointed as I miss toontown more than literally anything in my life
But they shut it down and now there's like weird like illegal fake versions of it
But like it's just not the same whatever if you never played toontown
This is gonna be over your head, but oh my god if toontown had a flavor
It would be these pop-tarts this should be illegal. I'm like emotional because I literally I must put it away
They're so good number one start. You know what? Not only are they just so fucking good, but they taste like toontown
I feel empty inside the fact that I can taste toontown
But I'm not playing it and it's really upsetting so we need to move on before I start
I don't know crying you my last hot food item
Yaki, soba, you know most of you basically just for all I used to have cup of noodles
And do you know why I had my fair share too
But this this was my jam I used to get the flavor teriyaki chicken
Which doesn't actually have chicken in it has chicken flavoring, so it's technically vegetarian, which I think is fucking weird
But whatever basically I remember one time I was at my friend's house my best friend at the time in elementary school and her mom
Cooked some of this up for dinner, and I had a little nibble of it, and I became addicted
I went home and I told my mom I'm like mom you need to buy this for me right now went to the store bought
Some of this. I don't know something about the flavor. It's probably the MSG in it they made me addicted to it
You know I don't know it doesn't look gross, but something about like this black plastic just
Really turns me off, but I know it's gonna taste good already because there's no way I was that obsessed with it as a child
I
Am struck again with disappointment don't get me wrong. It's good. But the flavors are just bland. It's just kind of boring
I'm not excited by it
I'm not feeling things like it doesn't make me feel something which is what I look for in these nostalgic foods
The noodles kind of feel like I don't know spaghetti squash, but like in the worst way possible
They're kind of soggy and like all one
Texture, but at the same time. I can't stop eating it
I'm pretty sure that's the msg at work, so let's stop while we're ahead
I want me to throw this away because it is quite addicting. There's something very addicting about it. I must stop
Let's do one of my favorite snacks that I seee you know during recess as well
And I originally wasn't gonna read like feature this in a video
But I realize this lemon zest Luna bar has made me the woman that I am today if you're unaware
Luna bars are for women only meaning that if you're a man
And you eat this you have a 50% chance of growing titties
I don't know if that's true on the back very small in very small letters. It says whole nutrition bar for women
which is
Weird this bar really helped me grow into a woman obviously it didn't do that well of a job considering people still mistake me for
a twelve-year-old boy
But Luna bars are like so bad for you the nutritional value in this is about equivalent to a Snickers bar, but oh
I feel myself becoming a woman right now amazing I mean it tastes fucking good
But it's just not good for you next lunch snack. I used to eat these
Yan Yans double cream strawberry and chocolate cream Oh wild okay basically how it worked is you have a stick and then you have two little
Icing things and you just dip it. And then just eat it. Oh wow. Oh my god this icing mmm. It's so soft
Wait this is actually really f*cking good the icing is like so light and fluffy
I am by no means mad at this, but I am a little bit mad because here is the dirty secret Yan Yan
You're hiding something from us all and here's what it is
Okay beware for all your dreams to be crushed because I know
mine were when I found this out as you can see you have you know this nice section here for the sticks and then of
Course you have your icing right here right now because this is such a long
Container you would assume that the icing would go all the way down right no
It doesn't the icing only goes to about here
And you can kind of see through this thing as a child finding this out was absolutely heartbreaking
It was kind of a sneak peek to what was gonna happen later when I found out about the Tooth Fairy
But I think this was almost worse
I've literally didn't two of these and I'm like already out icing that's just I don't really mean
I'm not gonna blame Yan Yan, and it isn't their fault. No do you not get it is their fault
This is turning into my leg little like jump trot pot. This is turning into my junk pile, and it's kind of gross but
I'm also really
Sweating right now because I tried to wear a sweater to be spirited because it is fall now if you didn't already know
I'm sweating because it's really hot in California and like I'm sweating mmm. Okay, sue me I'm starting to feel a little bit sick
I'm not gonna lie next snack Lunchables now see as you know I grew up as a vegetarian meaning that the
Original Pam cheese and like little Ritz cracker knockoff sort of thing the og lunchable wasn't something that I could eat
and I also didn't like the pizza one because for some reason the cold pizza like upset me so my
Lunchable of choice was the chips and salsa one
But another funny thing about me was that I really didn't like nacho cheese
Until I was a little bit older than I started liking it
But at the time that I was eating Lunchables I for sure did not like it
I would get this right and I would just eat the chips with the salsa
And I'd ignore the cheese the funny part about that
Is there's actually more cheese than there is salsa which is rude. Holy sh*t this is good salsa
Yeah, that's like good salsa. Yeah. I can't just do all this and not try some of the nacho
You know what I mean like you know. I don't like it. I already hate it, okay
Do you know what that's just like not bad at all I don't know why I was afraid of it as a child I was
Like I was afraid of it like I wouldn't eat it because it scared me, but it just tastes like nacho cheese
I don't know what my issue was. Ew okay wait the aftertaste is really um
Disturbing so we're gonna cut ourselves off here
I Feel so nauseous right now like all this fucking shitty ass food is making me feel like I'm dying like I feel like I'm dying
I think the nacho cheese kind of pushed me over the edge, but for a nice little palate cleanser
Let's have my middle tool. So this is actually a little bit older my favorite middle-school candy
This is where my love for coffee bloomed coffee Rios, okay?
I have this friend in middle school who I sat near in English
I'm pretty sure she always had dope snacks and she would like share that like she was pretty open about it
You know one day she comes English class. I think with some of these
I pull up one of these in my mouth, and my life was changed forever
These are like coffee flavored candies or whatever. This is the caramel ones to be exact
Oh
my god, Oh
Bro these have like such a rich good coffee flavor. Ha the day after this girl
Let me have one of these in class
I went to a candy store near where I live and bought like five hundred of these in ate them in two days ow mm
That's bad for my teeth. We're down to our last two snacks this also includes nacho cheese
Which like surprises me because I I know that I used to eat these
but why was I afraid of the nacho cheese and the lunchable and not of this I don't know I was going to buy the
Crackers that come with this gross cheese and like the little red stick
I'll insert a photo so you know what I'm talking about
I was gonna buy that but it was like five dollars for a pack and this one was only two dollars for a pack of
Them and you know what we're on a budget here
So okay these
breadsticks look like I don't know but like not did this was a snack that I would eat in like fourth grade so I was
a little bit older
But still it's not it's not something
I respect you know I have like this time of my life when I was just really into snacks and like this was just one
Of those like I also eat those like 100 calorie packs. Anyways. Let's see how it is okay that actually is kind good
Okay, this cheese is much better than that cheese. I must say what I eat it again. No there are so many things
I'd rather eat, but you know what not that bad my last food
I started to say this one for last because the way that I eat it. Do you not hold on let's just it
Let's backtrack okay
You know what hold on a second, okay?
Sorry so last night, we're gonna be talking about his Ritz now
You might feel like Emma like everyone eats Ritz still like that's not weird the way that I used to eat Ritz was not only
Disturbing, but also should be illegal and probably is in some countries if you're wondering Emma. Wow you're a cheap-ass bitch
Why did you buy the weird off-brand because okay? I was trying to save $3 at the Lucky's this afternoon
please try not to get nightmares from this I
I know that you're probably gonna think of me differently after seeing that that's the way that I would consume Ritz crackers on a daily basis
But there is something kind of fun about it. Anyway is well leaving you with that
I need to go to the gym drink like 20 smoothies and green juices and
Drink a shit ton of coffee or something just to cleanse my body because this makes me feel ill anyway
I don't really know what you got out of this
I don't even know really when I got out of this except for a headache, but hey
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