Halloween is a very special time speaking of Halloween for my next
guest and we're always excited and more than a little apprehensive when
he's on our program please welcome now Pee-wee Herman
how are you
ah David so you must be pretty excited about the pretty excited about Halloween huh yeah yeah I'm
really excited hey Trader country trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat
yeah I was out trick-or-treating tonight I really raked in the candy corn today yeah
I didn't see my hook can't look I noticed that sure that guess what I am you're a pirate right
a pirate I thought I thought for a minute there had been an accident in shop class when I saw that
Hey Jake I got a really lot of cool Halloween stuff too for Halloween look I got this thing
right here it's called it's called I want to bite your finger and that's a
really cool toy look but you stick your finger right in there do you want me to
shake my face yeah yes just stick your finger right in there I promise nothing will happen
okay let's take it out now look you have a little little two holes of red blood on your fingers
wow this is a valuable piece of equipment this but this little baby set me back yeah
well worth every penny though and and they have this really cool toy my friend Christian gave
me this and he would only loan it to me if I told his name on TV and stuff are you satisfied
so look at all the stuff that does look look there's a scare can you
get in in closer on this because look a scary kitty right there
see the ghost right there out the window there's a ghost that the window's in oh my look
now this is the scariest part let's look at the roof now
yeah the whole house can you believe it
well it's it's uh certainly easy to see why your friend wanted credit for that
for me on the road when I was just touring on my big you know mini national tour that I was
just doing and this thing I don't know if you can see there's you right up in the corner see
I'm in there yeah oh yeah and here's me and I'm on your show doing my dance look
pretty cool huh yeah that's very nice it has my name on it though and I'm a lot bigger than you
in here you know you're kind of teeny there's a little message back here it says Dear pee
that's right yeah hey look at you doing a big shoe dance on the show
on The Lettermen show but I like this deer pea why don't you marry it okay
I'm so excited about it being hot are you really anyway because yeah I brought this
in case you wanted to have silver hair tonight uh
you know maybe later how about if I clean your contact lenses
yeah I got two look look here's Casper look
oh that's cute yeah you can make them talk yeah that's great
are we okay Peewee I tell you what we got to go away here when we come back you're gonna do some
other uh things for Halloween yeah oh okay hi there of course is uh Pee-wee Herman and
uh did you ever participate in the holiday of of Halloween to any extent oh yeah yeah Halloween's
always been my favorite holiday I love Halloween I'm not gonna marry it though but yeah because
Halloween's a time when you can you know dress up in scary costumes and look real weird and be
real weird and people don't even care they don't even get little second thought yeah I was walking
up here tonight and this afternoon people are just going you're like oh big deal yeah that's
right it's in some neighborhoods that wouldn't attract any attention I guess that's right David
yeah hey Dave put these these cool glasses on and you don't
look different too slip into these glasses I hope these have been boiled
it's a big spider Along came a spider and sat down beside
her and said hi baby what you got in the bowl
look look a brain oh a brain
hey we got this really cool effects set updated it's kind of a Halloween thing you
know special Halloween thing so we can look different ways you know like disguise kind
of stuff yeah yeah this thing's just about to drop off your nose oh no oh Big Mo ah
eat it
I gotta show you this cool effect though because I think if you if you look that way and then I
look this way then we can do this thing where where we can make each other look really fast
which way am I supposed to look I think that was I think right there right here
okay I'll look here and I look this way about here and look you won't
believe what we're gonna do that and I can't I can't see what we're doing
wow hello everyone
welcome to the show
oh this is me isn't it yeah yeah oh no oh no oh
all right
it's like discount plastic surgery
guys too I can make my Mod on your face too okay
well that's that's certainly plenty I haven't done it yet though
uh-oh it doesn't seem to work here yeah just hold still hold real still
okay
this is what American television is all about yes that's right that was enjoyable
yeah I got these cool Halloween glasses too if you want to put these on there pumpkin jackets
well it's pretty much putting putting the other glasses on isn't it yeah but different they're
kind of a deal with an optician apparently don't you yeah well it's kind of the same as putting the
other glasses down only crunchy yeah only yeah they're from TV no I don't get it I got some
other cool junk too I got an E.T fingers maybe we gotta do this again we're going away for a station
identification but when we come back you can show us your light up finger okay Pee-wee Herman is
still with us Elizabeth Ashley will be joining us Frank Zappa is here tonight tomorrow on the
show Bob and Ray you're a big Bob and Ray family oh yeah I love them yeah they will be here also
uh cartoonist Mark stamati am I pronouncing that name correctly stomati stametti stamati stomati
stomati he'll be here tomorrow and uh you're still here as I mentioned before I'm still here
I'm gonna give you this this bat that tattoo his kids love tattoos don't they yeah I love
tattoos I love tattoos look so you put this on right here and then you put the sponge on
top and you have to apply a little bit of pressure I thought we thought it was done
with some sort of a hot needle or something but yeah well I've got the hot needles here
well maybe later at the party later at the big cool party yeah cool Halloween
party yeah I guess my [ __ ] yeah probably was that one yeah
yeah oh no oh brother now how how long ago will it take to get this off of there oh that'll be off by
the time you go into your fourth season now what if I run into a fat guy on the train tonight and
he asks me about this tattoo you could just sock him in the face and then it'll be on his cheek
how would you like to go with me right now to a haunted mansion all right I'd love that come on
come on Mansion yeah it's gonna be really scary and everything too because it's the
Haunted Mansion where a scary mad scientist lives and we're gonna go right over here
okay we've got a haunted mansion yeah it's right back up in there to zombies
better chance of scaring the zombies off it's too scary
don't sleep
it to town Come On Come On Dave come on coming up to the mad scientist chamber
yeah this is the place
it's scary in here yeah yeah it really is look
and what is this do that again oh brother I'm going to mix up a special potion Dave
certainly had us worried there for a minute yeah yeah now we've seen that yeah well you
could look at this too look put your hand under here and you can see something real big this
would be good for viewing the new tattoo wouldn't it yeah well that's exciting yeah
oh I hope the mad scientist doesn't come back but would you like to drink some potion Dave
no that's all right are you sure this one's raspberry flavor jack-o-lantern flavor you
want to have a little of this sure hope it doesn't turn you into a monster though
not too bad I'll see you in the basement
here we have a happy Halloween