(shrekku and donkey epically ride across an epic zipline epically)
(pat)
(staring intensifies)
p r e p a r e t o b r e a k i n t o t h e t e m p l e
(gasps)
(epic jump)
(hides sneakily)
C H I N C H I N
(crawls with malicious intent)
(weeb noises)
(epically sneaks into epic temple super sneakily epic)
(More weeb noises)
I c a m e h e r e t o d e s t r o y t h e n - w o r d p a s s e s
(cocks revolver with heroic intent)
(bang bang bang bang bang bang)
(kicks)
E P I C B A T T L E
(sonic appears after returning from his failed attempt at plastic surgery for the sonic movie trailer)
(epic slide)
(S P E E D)
(sonic spots Shrekku, who is currently in distress)
(G R A B)
(shrekku is officially very angry)
(chin chin deploys his weeb sword and prepares to fight shrekku to the death)
(E P I C B A T T L E C O N T I N U E S)
(sonic is mentally compromised after the shooting of his trailer and therefore cannot comprehend that his gun is jammed)
( E P I C B A T T L E N O I S E S)
C R O N C H
(shrekku epically falls backwards over an epic cliff face epically)
(chin chin uses the power of god and anime to charge his ultimate move: Otaku Projection)
O O F
(chin chin begins pursuit of donkey, now realizing where the sneaky burro went)
RUN DONKEY RUN
(epic jump)
(epic burrojitsu kick)
(H Y P E R D O N K E Y H A S R I S E N)
( HE IS PLEASED WITH HIS NEW FORM)
(HYPERGRAB)
(more weeb noises)
N O. I M U S T D E S T R O Y I T
I T ' S M Y M I S S I O N
(even more weeb noises)
S H U T U P
( HYPERDONKEY uses his epicness to condense the passes into a cheeseburger)
W H A T , W H Y I S H O U L D B E L I E V E Y O U
(HYPERDONKEY prepares to consume the cheeseburger and absorb the power of the n-word passes)
(more weeb noises)
S E E M S L E G I T
N O M
I F E E L T H E P O W E R
(even more weeb noises)
(W E E B N O I S E S)
B U T I D O N ' T W A N T T O B E Y O U R A D E P T
(HYPERDONKEY summons his epic N-Saber)
(chin chin runs away)
(HYPERDONKEY decides to chase him)
KRHZZZZZZ
(HYPERJUMP)
E P I C B A T T L E N O I S E S
(HYPERDONKEY BEGINS TO ENERGIZE HIMSELF WITH N-WORD POWER)
E P I C B A T T L E N O I S E S C O N T I N U E
(PAINFUL CRUNCH)
(chin chin almost dies at 3:00 a.m. (gone sexual)
E P I C B A T T L E
(HYPERDONKEY is wounded by the weebsword)
(chin chin prepares to execute HYPERDONKEY)
A N G E R Y A S F U K
(HYPERDONKEY is struck again)
(HYPERDONKEY DECIDES TO INCREASE HIS POWER TO 0.001%)
(HYPERDONKEY BEGINS CHARGING HIS CRITICAL BLOW)
(block)
(S L I C E)
(chin chins remains are condensed into the blade because of the epicness of HYPERDONKEY's N-Saber)
(HYPERDONKEY consumes chin chin's remains in order to obtain the power of god an anime)
(HYPERJUMP)
(Will Smith appears and escorts HYPERDONKEY to the entrance of the temple)
HYPERDONKEY HAS LEFT THE GAME
DARK LORD HAS ENTERED THE GAME
(DARK LORD views the epic aftermath of the epic battle between him and chin chin)
(DARK LORD creates another donkey using sheer willpower)
R I S E U P , M Y S L A V E
K E E P A N E Y E O N S H R E K
A N D W H E N H E W I L L B E D E F E N D L E S S , S E N D A S I G N A L T O M E A N D M Y S O L D I E R S
(DARK LORD stares at a faraway island, and on it, the mythical bigboombox stands undiscovered for eons...)
(...)
(until now...)
TO BE CONTINUED
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