- Around these two, I always wear a cup.
- If I had a nickel for every time you've said that,
I'd have a full cup.
- But it'd be a Dixie cup, it's my dick, see?
Good night, everybody, hello, good night.
Can you say that on BuzzFeed?
You can say that on booze feed.
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- My first impression of them was that they were all
so very funny and kind.
- Well, Dave does the impressions.
- I do the impressions.
I am gonna, I swear,
I'm gonna poke you right in the eyeball.
- I was nine years old, so I knew who John Stamos was,
'cause my sisters were in love with him.
Just about everything I wore, I wanted to wear at the time,
although now I can look back and think,
that was not a good choice.
- Luckily, I was little enough that I had
plausible deniability that I was not in charge
of making those choices.
- Kimmy Gibbler had the most atrocious wardrobe ever.
- I have to say, those high-waisted jeans,
I don't know, I don't know what I was thinking,
I don't know why I thought they looked good.
- We wore some dresses one time,
and we liked,--
- that's before we started the show.
- Yeah, that was just,
- We weren't on the show at that time.
- We were in my home. - Yeah, that's true.
- My hair is not naturally curly, so I spent a lot of nights
sleeping in those terrible sponge rollers.
- Looking back, maybe we should've given her
a simpler hairdo.
Everybody wondered, how do these three guys
that knew nothing about raising girls, or doing hair,
manage to get her hair looking like that every day.
- Danny always stayed in his own bedroom
on the second floor.
- Then, eventually we turned the basement into Joey's room.
- The attic became a recording studio for Jesse.
- DJ got her own room which was, I think, Michelle's room,
which was weird because we had an extra room with Jesse.
There's an extra room there, why didn't Stephanie, DJ,
and Michelle all get their own room
after Jesse moved into the attic?
Interesting.
- Yeah, I mean I had cousins that are twins,
so I could tell them apart.
- Which makes total sense, 'cause, you know,
the Sagets and the Olsens, very similar.
- I think Ashley has a mole that Mary Kate doesn't.
- I would know them almost by the back of their head,
I could tell who was who,
just by mannerisms and stuff like that.
- I just wish they would wear nametags all the time.
- I could never tell them apart, ever.
I still can't tell them apart.
- When they announced that they were bringing back
Fuller House, and the fan reaction to that,
was the first time where I was like,
"oh, wow, this show means a lot to a lot of people"
- We're goin' home, I go,
"let's celebrate, let's go to a strip club."
and it was like,
and we were like, "we can't go to a strip club,"
- No alcohol, though, there was no alcohol.
- There were hats
they were very specific.
- You teed us up, you teed us up with,
you knew somebody there.
- It was very quiet.
I said, "I know the guys, they'll let us in,
it'll be very quiet, no one will know we're there."
We walk in, sneak in, we sit down and,
"hey, hey, tonight the guys from Full House are here.
How about that, girls?"
- "The famous Bob Saget, Dave Coulier,
Let's bring out Tiffany."
- Sweetin and I went into the bathroom to take a break,
and while we were in the stalls, some fans
followed us in there and were passing pads of paper and pens
underneath the stall to ask for our autograph.
So I thought, "wow, we're really famous now."
- The only review I read was,
"this show won't last through Thanksgiving."
- And that we were a Three Men and a Baby ripoff.
- They loved gum.
And they were too little to chew gum.
So if you were chewing gum, they always would stop
and try to pry your mouth open.
And they'd say, "what having? What having?
Or, they would, "got gum? Got gum?"
"what having?"
So funny.
- There was a time when Mary Kate didn't want to do a scene,
and she,
or her hands had peanut butter all over them,
and she was just like, "I wanna watch my hands,
I wanna wash my hands, I'm gonna sing,
I'm gonna sing if I don't wash my hands."
And, like, didn't want to do the scene,
and it was the cutest thing ever.
- When they wanted to stop working, they were just like,
"I'm done, I'm done,
I'm gonna sing if you make me stay here, I'm done."
And, we're like, "okay, guess that's a wrap."
- If I did have a crush on anyone, it was probably
Scott Weinger.
Although we are closer friends than boyfriend, girlfriend.
- Mickey, Mickey Rooney.
He showed us his boobs.
- People always ask if, like,
"oh, did you think John was so cute?"
No, he's, like, my family.
- He married one.
The girl who played big Michelle,
- Oh, yeah.
- You just remembered.
- I just remembered.
- I'm gonna say, if I had a crush on
or if I was in love with anyone, it was gonna be Comet.
- I never wanted to say, "Oh my, Gee Oh Dee," on the show,
so I used to just say, in my personal life, "Oh, My-lanta."
I think a babysitter of mine used to say it all the time
and I just loved it.
So, I just asked the writers if I could say that instead,
and it became a thing.
- The cast raided the set so thoroughly,
that by the time I thought, "Oh, I should take something,"
there was nothing left.
So, thanks guys.
- I took the Mr. Woodchuck puppet.
- Yeah, my favorite.
- I still have him.
My dog ate his face.
- I took my pillow person, which is no longer around.
It was very sad, my dog chewed it up one day.
- No, I didn't take one souvenir,
because John Stamos took 'em all.
- He took, like, the ceramic duck that was in the kitchen.
- Bunnies, I have a couch, I have.
I have the sign from Wake Up, San Francisco.
- There was a pig, like a plush pig,
that I think he took as well.
- We went on a date.
We went to Disneyland.
Now, she says it wasn't a date or something, and I say
when you make out on the Matterhorn, it's a date, right?
- Were you making out with her, or somebody else?
- I said, "why do you tell people
we made out on the Matterhorn?"
He goes, "'cause it sounds funny."
I think the real truth is, we're too old to remember.
- Never thought it in my life, and so happy I get to.
- You know, over time, we realized
how incredibly successful the show is,
but I don't think we ever thought 10 years ago,
that we would be coming back and doing this.
- And now look, they're bringing back all these old shows,
from the Gilmore Girls to Will and Grace.
We've certainly started a trend.
- We are a fun group,
even coming back and doing this incarnation of the show.
It's still,
I mean, look at him.
We just, you turn and look at someone after 30 years,
and they're there, and they're Joey.
- I absolutely knew that Full House would turn to
Fuller House, just like I know that Fuller House
will become Fullest House in 20 years from now.
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