OF COURSE, TONIGHT'S THEME WAS "WORKING TOGETHER," WHICH THEY
STOLE FROM VLADIMIR PUTIN AND DONALD TRUMP.
BECAUSE, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD, IN CASE THIS IS NEWS FOR
YOU, THE LATEST IN THE D.N.C. EMAIL SCANDAL IS THAT.
IS THE F.B.I. SUSPECTS RUSSIA.
AND IT'S EASY TO IMAGINE PUTIN AND TRUMP TEAMING UP.
AFTER ALL, WHAT'S ANNEXING CRIMEA IF NOT A VERY AGGRESSIVE
REAL ESTATE DEAL?
PUTIN FANS HERE TONIGHT EVIDENTLY.
OF COURSE, WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE THEY'RE COLLUDING.
ALL WE KNOW IS THAT THE HACKING GROUPS RESPONSIBLE
GO BY THE NAMES "COZY BEAR" AND "FANCY BEAR."
COZY BEAR AND FANCY BEAR?
HOLD ON, WAIT A SECOND.
JIMMY, PUT UP A PICTURE OF VLADIMIR PUTIN.
COZY BEAR!
NOW PUT UP TRUMP.
FANCY BEAR!
OH, MY GOD.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS-- EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS THAN THAT.
EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, PUTIN WAS RECENTLY SPOTTED HUNTING TRUMP'S
NEXT HAIRPIECE.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
BUT THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO PROOF THAT DONALD TRUMP IS COLLUDING
WITH RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE IN SECRET.
HE'S DOING IT IN PUBLIC.
>> RUSSIA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING, I HOPE YOU'RE ABLE TO FIND THE
30,000 EMAILS THAT ARE MISSING.
>> Stephen: ALSO, THOSE BONER PILLS DIDN'T WORK THE WAY
YOU SAID THEY WOULD.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
IF ANYTHING-- IF ANYTHING-- IF ANYTHING, THEY MADE MY HANDS
EVEN SMALLER.
( LAUGHTER ) STILL, STILL, I GOTTA SAY, IT
WOULD BE GREAT TO SEE HILLARY'S DELETED EMAILS.
AND, RUSSIAN HACKERS, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, SEE IF YOU CAN DIG
UP DONALD TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.