- It is breakfast time.
- Yes!
- Okay.
All right.
Somebody is a little bit crazy.
- I just know it's gonna taste like sunshine,
rainbows and lollipops.
- Hell, yeah.
- What is this?
Oh my God. (dramatic music)
- This is a no for me. (chuckles)
- Today, we're gonna be trying our favorite cereals.
Each other's favorite cereals, not just mine.
- Yummy.
- Okay, so my criteria for judging today is basically,
would I get a box of it and consume it within 24 hours?
- I think it just has to come down to a pure yum factor.
Or texture.
- Is it gonna be too sweet?
Is it gonna be too savory?
- Doesn't go soggy really quickly.
It's not just like eating a sock.
- Milk ratio.
Like milk has to be below the cereal.
- My ratio is more milk than not.
- It just comes up until it
just rises and floats a little bit.
- You don't want the cereal like swimming in a pool of milk.
- I could leave the cereal and just have the milk,
like a cat, just like a lap at the bowl.
(tongue slurping)
(Zeta roars)
- So, what we're gonna do
is try each other's favorite cereals.
Rate them out of 10.
- And whoever gets the highest score
will be the cereal champion.
- My favorite cereal in the whole entire world
is Froot Loops.
- Ah, yes!
- [Zeta] Even as an adult?
- As an adult.
Okay, that seems a bit, that seems like a bit of a dig.
- If you're consistently eating Froot Loops
then you have the palate of a five-year-old.
- Oh my God. (Zeta laughs)
I dunno if I want to do this anymore.
- I was just never allowed to buy it,
because it's literally sugar.
And I wanted it even more because of that.
- They smell like sherbet.
(Coop moans)
They kind of taste like, lemony.
Almost like washing detergent in them or something.
- It's actually like
not as sweet as I thought it was gonna be
- Just kind of tastes like a wheat circle.
It doesn't really have a flavor.
- They are yummy.
I can't deny that.
Right. But like, I couldn't eat this every day for a cereal.
- This is gonna be five out of 10
and that's fucking generous.
- It's kind of fun.
I'm gonna give it like a seven out of 10.
- It's colorful.
It's vibrant.
It's vibey.
So it's getting a 9.5.
It's just so good.
My cereal is a Nutri-Grain cereal.
It is nutritious.
It is delicious.
Also, I just wanted to take out time to show you guys
that I fully came dressed as a Nutri-Grain today.
- I feel like Australian media brainwashed us
into thinking that if we at Nutri-Grain
that we'd be able to do like an iron man.
- I just know it's iron man food.
- I love Nutri-Grain just out of the box
putting your hand in
and just eating like a handful.
- It's delicious raw.
- It goes soggy quickly.
- Here comes the airplane.
(Coop makes airplane noise)
(Coop moans)
- It's just good.
- It's not sweet enough that it makes you feel sick
but it's not savory enough that it's yuck.
- They're already going soggy, second bite.
- I feel so strong from the Nutri-Grain.
I could go on like rescue orphans
from a burning building right now.
- I rate the Nutri-Grain a six out of 10.
- Nine out of 10.
- Nutri-Grain is gonna get 10 out 10
because it is a superior cereal in every single way.
Maybe I could be an iron man.
One of my favorite cereals is Weet-Bix Bites.
(kissing)
They're little bites of delicious goodness.
You've got like little bits of berry in there
so they're kind of sweet,
but they also don't go as soggy as quickly
because they're small.
- Look how fun this is.
It's fun.
It's reckless.
- I remember this.
What is this?
- Is there sugar to put on them?
- [Zeta] No.
- Next. (laughter)
- I feel like I've had this before, but like
I can't remember.
And I feel like I liked it,
but, well, let's find out.
(Coop moans)
There's nothing better in this world than a Weet Bic.
Is that the singular Weet Bix?
Weet brick?
- Oh my God.
I've definitely had this before.
It's really not the best cereal like that exists
and I just am kind of mad about it.
So I'm just gonna give it a six out of 10.
- I wouldn't eat it, so a four.
- These are 10 outta 10.
My cereal is Crunchy Nut.
It is like the cooler cousin of Cornflakes.
I kind of feel like Crunchy Nut might be my death row food.
If I would just have like a gallon of Crunchy Nut
and then they could just like fry me
or whatever.
Die happy. (laughter)
- This is the cereal that I had
when I was trying to graduate
from like Nutri-Grain to like slightly more adult
but I wasn't fully adult yet.
- So I love Honey Crackles.
And this is basically a deconstructed Honey Crackle.
- The one thing I do like about Crunchy Nut
is that it's crunchy.
- This is good shit.
It's basically just honey Cornflakes.
- This might be sweeter than the Froot Loops.
- What I love about this cereal is if you're eating
near someone, you can really, really annoy them.
(crunching)
- Oh that was a really honey one.
- This is the one mom used to always pick,
and I have it at Sunday mornings after footy.
It's a winner for me, eight.
- This is way better than the Fruit Loops,
so it's gonna get like an eight.
- It's really good,
so I feel like I'm gonna give it an eight out of 10.
- And the winner is
Nutri-Grain!
- Yay.
As it should be.
- Yes.
It's not even my cereal,
but I will claim the victory.
I'm not even mad about that.
(Zeta burps)
- Burp. That was Froot Loops.
(laughter)
Yeah.