- (exclaims)
- There's another one.
There's another one.
(continues to exclaim)
- Hey, hey Pear.
- Not now Orange,
I'm a little busy extinguishing all these TNT.
- But it's time for How To.
- Argh!
Does it look like I have time to do an episode right now,
I'm on the my non-existent ears and TNT medication dude.
They're everywhere.
(exclaims)
- Woh!
you're Pearly holding on by a clump,
aren't you?
(laughs) - (makes complaining sounds)
- Okay, okay, okay,
but that's why I think today's episode is for you.
How 2 Go On Vacation.
- On vacation?
That sounds nice,
but in practical.
- Pear, Pear, Pear.
Let's just take it one step at a time.
Start by picking a destination.
- Huh!
Well, I'd love to visit the living room,
but then again it's so far away from the kitchen,
I'd have to be running back and forth constantly
to put out TNT.
Maybe I should stay closer to home.
I could visit the window maybe,
or the sink.
I hear the dish washer is nice this time of year.
- Now come on Pear,
think bigger.
- What do you mean,
like the bathroom?
- Like Bermuda,
Bahamas,
somewhere free of drama.
- I guess it would be nice to go somewhere warm,
and with less TNT.
- Then it's time for step two.
Don't think,
just book a plane ticket no matter what it costs.
- That doesn't sound like very good advice.
- Here's your bag,
have fun.
See you later.
- Bye. - Step three,
hang out on a tropical beach.
- What? Wow!
Okay, I'll admit,
this is nice.
No TNT,
no stress,
and most of all,
no signs of the annoying...
- Orange is here.
(laughs) - (disgruntled)
Great. - Now for step four.
- Wait, quiet!
What's that noise?
Is that TNT?
- Pear,
that's the ocean waves and the breeze.
- Oh!
Sorry.
You were saying?
- I was saying step four is self care,
and with that in mind,
I got you a little something.
- ( makes scared noises) - (chokes)
- What was that for Pear?
It was just a cake celebrating four years
of How To Episodes.
- Oh!
I apologize dude,
after four years of being on guard about TNT,
its become an instinct.
- And that's exactly why we're moving along the step five,
try to relax.
- Ah!
Well you're right,
you're right Orange.
This is nice,
and huh!
(makes scared noises)
- Pear, Pear, Pear!
That was a scented candle,
see.
It even has relax written on it.
- Oh my gosh,
what's hapenning to me?
- Easy,
your stressed out,
but not anymore because your officially
on vacation from How To Episodes for a while.
- You're right,
thanks dude.
Doing four years of How To Episodes with you has been,
well,
its been a blast,
but as of this moment,
I'm gonna chill out.
I am hereby 100% over TNT.
- You can say that again.
(laughs)
- Wait, what?
(TNT explodes)
(both scream)
(cool music)