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(Amy) A lot of people have been telling me
I look like Jennifer Lawrence.
I don't see that.
Well, I know I'm taller than her.
I'm not crazy.
Jim, what's your problem?
I just don't understand why you guys
would take me here.
Because you love hot wings.
What are you talking about right now?
I do, they're fine,
it's just a guy doesn't want to come to O'Nutters
right after a breakup.
Why?
'Cause there are a couple of good-looking waiters here?
Hey ladies, how we doing?
Hey. Hey.
All right, hey, excuse me.
My nuts are down here.
( laughing )
Hey, I'm Amber, welcome to O'Nutters.
Thanks. Thank you.
So who's been here before?
All right, so can I start anybody off
with a little pinot greej?
I'll have one. Yeah, me too.
Can I have a beer?
Uh, sorry, broham, no beer,
but we do have skinny girl white zin spritzers
and if you'd like, I can 86 the parasol,
throw in a lemon chunk for you.
I'll just have a pinot.
All right, three pinots for my three pinoteers.
Hey, um.
Normally, I wouldn't risk getting in trouble,
but you guys seem super cool.
If I were you, I'd go for the pitcher,
save you a few bucks.
Right. Great tip, thank you.
Let's do it.
You got it, no problem.
I'm being serious right now.
You guys are models, right?
What? Stop.
Oh my God!
We all work at Payless.
Oh my God, that's my favorite shoe store.
Get out.
But you guys should quit and become models.
I'll be right back with those pinots, guys.
Thank you. You got it.
Oh my God.
That was so cool, he told us about the pitcher deal.
He did not have to do that.
I should get his number and have him go out with us
when he gets off work. Oh my God.
Wake up.
He's just trying to get a bigger tip.
Jim, okay,
I know that you're still bummed about Karen,
but please, don't just dump your negativity on us.
At work it's one thing,
you know, all the shoes are around, the people,
but here, on our time, please get it together.
We have one hour for lunch,
we're here to have a great time, okay?
Listen, I don't mean to eavesdrop on you, brosef,
but you don't want to end up
like Rupert over there.
( glass smashing )
Yeah, after his wife left him,
he went into a real deep depression.
Got pretty bad.
He forgot how to live.
So sad.
Don't let that happen to you, man, okay?
Thank you.
Yeah.
Hey, give me some nuts.
What?
Give him some nuts, Jim.
Go on, Jim.
There you go.
A little of this
and a little of that and you return the favor.
Touch 'em.
Yeah, see?
There you go, huh-- Fun?
So cute. Yeah.
It feels good, Jim-- It's fun, right?
What did I just do?
It's good. Go with it, Jim, don't ruin this.
You know what, guys?
I think I have got just the cure
for senor sad sack over here.
The check?
( whistling )
Wet nut contest!
( cheering )
Go, go, go!
Woo!
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Jim, get up!
Get up!
( victorious yelling )