- Here we go baby, Super Bowl LV.
LV, oh it's 55, okay, okay.
We're gonna be in 56, that's all I know.
I'm only watching this for the commercials.
They better not suck, I forgot Romo was announcing,
I love Tony Romo, that's my quarterback.
I'm just trying to figure out why we haven't signed Dak yet.
Oh, I remember her. Wasn't she at the inauguration?
Amanda Gorman.
Shout-out to the frontline workers holding it down.
Let me know when I can get my vaccine.
Okay, a couple of three-and-outs,
both teams getting the jitters out.
The first woman referee in a Super Bowl, okay.
Chiefs strike first 3-0.
Here we go commercials, give me the commercials.
Well, you can go to space.
You can go to space?
I forgot Antonio Brown was on the Bucs.
Did he play in the NFC Championship Game?
Of course, Gronk scores the first touchdown
should've been Witten on the Cowboys.
Why haven't we signed Dak?
Disney+ needs to go ahead
and drop that Falcon, Winter Soldier joint right now.
I still got to watch the last episode of WandaVision too.
Don't spoil it.
Did the Chiefs really hold the Bucs on fourth down?
Zeke would have scored.
I don't know why the Buc's challenged that
he clearly wasn't in.
If it hit your hands Travis Kelce, you have to catch it.
How do you line up offsides on a field goal?
They don't have Scott Linehan coaching, they have no excuse.
The Honey Badger's interception didn't count.
Holding, I still don't know why we didn't sign him.
The refs are cheating for Tom Brady, we all see it.
Can they do that for Dak next season.
Can we sign Dak?
I Hate Tom Brady.
How was Tyrann Mathieu the only one that gets penalized,
Did they show it out of order on purpose
to make Tom Brady seem like the good guy?
The Chiefs better make sure
the footballs are properly inflated at halftime.
Better safe than sorry.
Wait, so who came up to who first?
It doesn't matter Tom Brady's not going to get penalized,
he never does.
They really let the Bucs walk down
and score in less than a minute?
Any other QB that's an incomplete pass,
but for Tom Brady they call pass interference.
Tom Brady gets all the calls.
That's why I don't like him because he gets all the calls.
The Chiefs really didn't score a touchdown
the whole first half?
I know what that feels like.
Half time performance, let's see what you got Weekend.
(dramatic music)
Yeah, I'm getting like dizzy, What is this angle.
Bro, I'm getting dizzy.
He paid his own money for this?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie,
the Weekend sound like the weekday right now.
He paid 7 million dollars for this?
Can they turn his mic up at least?
Why was Russell Wilson sitting next to Roger Goodell?
Why didn't the announcer know how to say Sierra?
Sierra.
Are we storming area 51?
Why, why are we looking like aliens?
Are they wearing jock straps?
Bruh, let's just start the second half, I've seen enough.
He paid his own money for this, 7 million?
Another field goal, I know how that feels too KC.
If Kansas city doesn't start scoring touchdowns
instead of field goals they're gonna lose.
Touchdown playoff Lenny,
you gotta be happy for playoff Lenny.
I just don't think Mahomes is 100 percent.
He's limping!
Mahomes is not a hundred percent.
His o-Line's not doing anything for him.
Looks like the Cowboy's o-line.
I know that pain.
Well, I don't, but like, Ben DiNucci did.
Patrick Mahomes, literally just ran 74 yards,
just to throw an incomplete pass!
He's putting his body on the line, every play.
Catch the ball!
That would have been one of the best plays
of Super Bowl history.
My man ran 80 yards, laid out,
his body was almost horizontal
and the ball hits you in the helmet?
What else can Patrick do?
That's game.
Oh, we got a streaker on the field.
We got a streaker!
The streaker had the best run of the night.
Down 22 less than three minutes left.
Okay, yeah, this game's over.
Bucs got it this year.
We coming next year and we winning it all next year baby!
If we sign Dak.
This game really didn't live up to the hype.
I guess that's what happens
when you got to go against Brady and the refs.
Now I got to deal
with bandwagon Bucs fans for this whole year.
Shout out to the Bucs fans,
who were fans before Brady got there.
Y'all deserve, it's been awhile.
It's been awhile for us!
We need to get back to the Super Bowl!
What am I talking about?
I'm tired of this man.
We need to get back to the Super Bowl.
Eagles over here winning the Super Bowl, the Bucs.
It's our time now.
How does Tom Brady go to the Bucs
and then win the Super Bowl the next year.
Can Tom Brady retire already, go raise your children!
Raise your children!
Retire, let someone else win.
Dang.
Did Winfield really throw up the peace sign?
That's dirty.
(laughs loudly)
Act like you've been there before.
It's our time baby.
It starts now!
How about them Cowboys!
Let's go baby!
2021 our year,
the year of the cowboy.
I'm a grown man.
Can you get away from me!
- [Jon] Uh oh, he's breaking you up.
- Okay, okay.
- [Jon] Four people Magruder,
don't feel the pressure, no pressure.
Oh my gosh, pressure.
oh my gosh!
- Chill, chill!
- [Jon] Sorry, sorry, sorry.
My goodness gracious,
has he made.
- Chill!
- [Jon] Oh snap!
(Scooter screams)
Oh, you got this dude, get to the other land you got land.
Oh my goodness,
what.
Oh my God.
Shh shh
focus in.
two people.
(both screaming)
- Let's go!
The heck y'all thought this was!
- [Jon] That was the most anticlimactic ending
but you did it
- I don't care, give me the crown!