(retarded toad noises)
SMG4: Waddup!
Toad: AAAAAAA
SMG4: The Merch Fairy has arrived!
Toad: AWWWWWWWW NOOOOOOOOOOO
SMG4 (Merch Fairy) RIP Bucket
OH CR-LOL RIP Car
Toad: AW COME ON!!!!!
"Merch Fairy": Why have your own clothes when... you can have clothes on the SMG4 uniform merch line, like this vintage SMG4 shirt!
Or this Meggy shirt,
Or even this crappy shirt. (WHAT THE F**K IS THAT)
Boopkins: Heeeyyyy! :(
So head on over to SHOP.SMG4.COM and get your merch now. It would really help support this channel.
Merch Fairy...
AWAYYY!!!!
YYYYYYY
HEYHEY
Weeeeeeee!! (enters the washing machine while a warp pipe sound plays)
Toad: okay
(Glitch Productions Intro)
(SMG4 Intro)
Welcome to Glitchcon
A Mushroom kingdom convention that takes place ever few years ;)
(Ink:Its got a Sci-Fi Booth....)
(Random fat guy got killed by lightsaber. screw you Harry Pott-)
(...A Religon Booth...)
Devil: Ooooooohhhhh....
(...a Learn Your Basics booth...) Baldi: You're doing fantastic! {Ink:Why the f*** is Baldi here?}
(...and even a Sith Booth.) Cookie Monster: OH, COOKIES VERY IMPORTANT TO ME!!!!
(Ink:Oh look! Its Luigi Finn the Retarded Human!)
Luigi: WOOOW! *laughs* (idk wot he just said lol), lucky me! (except the teletubby booth)
{Look! It's Mario!}
Mario: Imma tired *more gibberish*
Luigi: (is some reason happy) *laughs* Mario!
Luigi: Pow Pow! Bang Bang!
{Ink:are you sure about that?}
Luigi: (talking about his adventure time finn cosplay)
[Ink:wat.]
(is bored) Mario: Ok, bye bye!
Luigi: Mario! No...
Luigi: It's not that bad, that's a pretty good.
Luigi: Oh, yeah!
Luigi: Oh, yeah! (THEY HAVE A ROBLOX ONE?!)
Luigi: Excellent!
[Ink:I didn't know that they had a GF one.]
Mario: Let me think, I'm-a looking for SPAGHETTI!
Luigi: Wahaah!
Mario: Doh!
Luigi: I gotcha!
{Ink:no u don't]
Luigi: Wee-gee Time!
Luigi: Let's go!!!
Mario: Ooohhhh...
Mario: Mama mia!
Darth Bowser: (Robotic sounds)
Mario: Look at this dude.... Pokemon! Pokemon! Wawa Pokey! [Ink:uh..]
Bowser: Huh? No...! Go!
Bowser: *sighs*
Luigi: Wah-hah-hah-hah! Oh yeah! (look at that yoda tho, tf.)
Mario: What is this....SHIT?
*boom* (rip.)
Luigi: Wow! Oh yeah!
Luigi: Hey! Mario! *gibberish*
Mario: What da hell did you just say?!
Luigi: Hah-hah-hah-hah! Thunder!
Luigi: Go wee-gee!
Luigi: Huh? Waahhh! Help!!
*Strange Teleportation Noise* (RIP LUIGI)
Mario: Woah! The hell is that?
*Ding* (Hallelujah!)
Mario: Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Mario: Yah!
Bowser: Kah! No...! Gugh...
Bowser: (OOF)
[Ink:oh.]
[my god.]
Bowser: (Screaming in pain from the Lightsaber)
Luigi: Oh....
Tari: Oooohhh! (girls hanging out)
Meggy: (Squid Language) What the heck?
[luigi sobbing]
Tari: Oohh.....Aahhhhh...
Tari: Wow!
Tari: Yay!!
Goomba and Monty mole: (singing) (people cosplay as splatoon characters?)
Meggy: (Squid Language)
Tari: *giggles*
Tari: Thanks!
[Boring!]
Tari: Yay!
Weird Random Lady: Kawaii! Sugou!
Meggy: (Squid Language)
Boopkins: Oh, hey guys! Come check out my Anime store! (no one gives a shit, Boopkins.)
Please, please, please, please! (Ink:No you piece of shit)
Meggy: (Immensely terrified) (Has nightmares of anime from Boopkins and bob) (Vietnam flashbacks) [Ink:oh sh-]
Tari: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Boopkins: We have everything!
Body pillows... (Ink:Too inappropriate)
....cardboard cutouts...(The same thing)
figurines...(ONE OF THEM IS NOT ANIME)
Anime DVDs...
And my Original Manga!
Boopkins: For only $9.95!
Meggy: (Squid Language)
Tari: (Vroom) (Ink:Gotta go fast)
Tari: Oh my god! Oh, oh!
Tari: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Meggy: *sighs*
Tari: Meggy! Wow, yippee!
Meggy: (Squid Language)
Boopkins: May I interest you in a body pillow? (*insert lenny face here*)
Meggy: WAT
Mario: Mama mia...
[oh look!]
Luigi Finn: Mario! Yeah! Oh, yeah!
Merio the idiot: Oh... Oh yeh mamma-mia *gibberish*
Mario: WOAH!
(Its SMG4)
Mario: ohohoho, ohohoh, hello!
SMG4: Oh! Hello there!
SMG4: Ohhhhh
SMG4: Thank you! Oh yeah! Look at ya!
(Ta-da!)
Lonely Birdo: I am lonely.
Mario: Mamma mia. No!
Bye bye!
Luigi Finn: Oh oh, ha-ha! *gibberish*
Mario: LUIGI! NOOOOO!!!!!!!
SMG4: All right! :D
Wahay!
Tadaa...
Luigi Finn: YEEEEE!
Mario: Mamaf**ker!
BAM BAM BAM
DED
Tari: Hm?
Tari: Come on!
Meggy: (Inkling gibberish)
*sniped*
Tari: OH NO! S-S-S-S-sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry....
how the f**k...
Meggy: (Squid Language)
Meggy: eh.
Tari: Mmm?
[Ink:what the heck]
Tari: What? Hmm... Mmhh...
(Ink:OMFG)
Tari: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! Wow!
Meggy: (Confused Squid Language)
Tari: Ye! Waaahaaaau! *giggles* Meggy: *getting more tortured*
Meggy: (Squid Language) *you have seen too much*
Tari: Awww... *sighs*
Tari: Uhm...
Meggy: (Squid Language)
gotta go fast
Tari: AA?
Mario: Mama-mia... No!
Luigi Finn: Mario! Ya!
Luigi: Wah!
Mario: Mmm?
*Plays Messiah*
Luigi Finn: *sr pelo gasp * HOW COULD THIS BE? Mario!
Mario: (that gibberish tho)
Luigi Finn: *gibberish* HELP! HELP! Go weegee!
*Snoring*
Luigi Finn: MARRIOO!!!
Luigi Finn: Oh yeah! Oh-oh-oh, ha-ha-ha *gibberishy gibberish*
Mario: OOOOOOOOOH...
Mario: PINGAS
ow
(Mario humming while using his kart to run over the crowd)
Mario: *italian gibberish* Meggy: *inkling gibberish*
(uh.... 0h....)
Meggy: (Squid Language)
Mario: Oh hell no! *random things*
Meggy: fite me m8
Mario: come at me bruh, u mad?
(Uh oh!)
(Top 10 Anime Rivalries)
Hideo thing guy: help
kill me
Tari: *giggles I think*
Tari: OOOOOOOOH! Ahh!
Mario: Oh boy!
Mario: Finally. Ha-Ha!
(Mario Gibberish)
Shit, is the t-pose mushroom thing...
Mario: Mmh?
Meggy: WHOA!
Mario: WHAAA!
Mario: OOF!
BOOM.
*ALERT*
Mario: Oh no! Whahahaha!
*oh no...*
Mario: WAAAAAAAAAH
Evil Kojima: Wahahahaha...
Ẅ̷̡͙̺̱̥͔́͛̂̎̉̏̆͒͒̀͊͊͒̅͜͝A̸̢̺̦̗̣̦͓͔̭̙̙͌̈́̂̀̈́̀̀̓͂̇̿̏̚͝H̶̫̳̗͇̞̳̖̎́͊̉͗͛͐̒̈́͒̓͠Ȧ̶̧̨̟̭̞͎͚͎͓̱̉̇̈̅̀͛͐͌͆ͅH̷͈͓̾̏̊̐͑̇̃͑̓͂̏̈́̚͘A̷̹͋͑̿̔̆̈́͐̃͋͋̐̈́͘͠H̵̨̛̼͎͕͓̩͔̯̞͈͙́̏Ȁ̶̢̧͎͓̞̭̺̫̗͙̠̻͈͖̌͊͜H̸̛͓̠́̇̈́̈́̕ͅA̴̬̯̭̱͚̓͒̈́͠!̴̛̬̦͇͂̓͛̊̂̒̄̌̓͗͘̚ (Yup, it's Waluigi.)
Koppa: Run, Bitch! Ruuuun!!!
Mario: *angery thing* no!
Mario: *gibberish* Waahaa!
Mario: Ha-ha!
Nope.
Ẁ̶̮̩̋ä̸̮͍̖̥́̀̀͛h̵̛̭̒̈́̆͊̽-̸̢͚̙̣̘͇̐̿̾͊̓͐̋ẉ̷̢͈͔̥̱̭̔̓͝a̸̛͚̳͇͉̜̐͛̆!̵̧͍̦̠͎̩́̎̅̋̽̋̕
Waluigi: W̸̨̮͙͓̲͓̳͊̍͒̓̀̕ą̶̙̳̘͍̪͉̈̄̿̔͂͒̕͘l̵͙̜̩̓̌͒̈̒̄̆̈́̇̂͐ų̶̱̥̲̝̟̬̤̞̙͍͛̇͑́͂̉͐̒͘ḯ̴̧͔͙̼̠͖̼͕͍̀g̷̫͉̱̘̪̬̾ȉ̸̫̦͔̲̬̾̈ ̷̡͖̯̲͓̭͚̠̀͗̎Ṫ̶̥͔̔̐̀́̃͗̓̒͝i̵̡̧̘̤̪͚̻͉͖͆̀͂̏͆̔́̆̑̇͝m̸̧̡̼͕̹̘̫̀̀̀̾ȅ̶̗̝̦̝̥̖̻͖͑͌̕̚!̴̡̻͖͈̙̘̤̮́͂͊͜
Mario: No! *crying fat italian*
Waluigi: WAAWAA!
Mario: AAAAAA! MAMMA MIA!
Luigi Hero: MARIO!!! Perfect Save.
Bam shock dodge -TWD98
R.I.P. Meggy 2017-2018
Mario: No!
Fishy Boopkins: May I interest you guys in a...
Fishy Boopkins: Ahhh! No!
Fishy Boopkins: Oh, are you ok, baby?
Fishy Boopkins: Oh, there you go!
Fishy Boopkins: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bowser: *still having his hand melted off*
Shroomy: Oh, so that's how they do that.
Oh, ok
SMG4: WHAT DA HELL IS GOING ON!?
FB: It's a Waluigi apocalypse!
Mario: Whahahaha!
Mario: Mamma-mia!
Waluigi: Ẇ̷̞͇̹͔͓͇̠͊̆͗͒̅͌̚a̵͙͇̪͇͊l̶̯͎̠͇̟̻͌̀̾́̈́̕͜u̴̙̲̮̠͌i̸̢̧̩̦̟̤̫̮̤̒͆̈́̈́̌ͅg̸͎̘̫͎̟͓͇̣̘̗̰̉̕i̴̡̧̩̺̖̞̱̙̝̯̽̿̂̅̄̕.̶̮̤͖̾.̶̧͓̣̈́͗.̴̼̤̗̫̙̼̏̉̽̈́̈́̆̄ ̵̧̰̦̫̩̞̥̠̬̐W̴̢̨̰̼̞̪͖̞̗͒̉̌ả̷̞̹̬́̏͝h̶̙̰͇̥̝̤̓̈́!̸̨̮̝̜͍̠̼̝͚̱̊̊́
Waluigi: Ẅ̴̭̜̣̣͖͉́ͅã̷̬͓͚̹͎́h̶͎̯̞͎̺́̈́́̊a̵̻̮͉͖̫͙̯̾͛̿͠ḩ̸̞̗̹͔̘͋̊̑͒͊̕͝a̵͓̋͊͂̃,̷̡̮̤̓̂̌͝ ̷̬̤͔̫̳͕̓̈́͜͝͠W̶̳̾̃̍̋̐͗͂Ă̷̡̹̹̺̓́͜!̶̟̻͔͋
Luigi: Ehh?
Mario: Luigi! Nooo-ho-ho-ho-ho
SMG4: Hey, let's go! C'mon!
*crying fatass*
{5 hours since the Glitchcon Incident}
*Police sirens*
oh, there she is
Tari: *gasp*
Woohoo! Yes!
Tari: Huh?
Tari: Hmm...
Tari: Uh.... excuse me? Meggy?
Waluigi: H̶̱̱̰̰̩̠̥̩̆̽̐̈̌̕̕̕ͅe̶̫͒͋͑̆̋ḥ̷̛̖̱̱͇̻͕̆͆͐̈́͆̽̄̋͝͠e̸̢͓͖͓̍̀̇͑͘h̷̛̳̪̖̠̗͋͋̋̀̐͜͜͝e̵͕͗͊̌̅͋.̴̨̢̨͈͈̙̥̺͎̲̓̓͜͝.̴̲̣͍͔̅̎̑̇̒̓̋̅̈́̓͝.̴̢͚͙͚̻͉̃
Y̵̯̅̍͆̾̓̑͊̓̈́̚ẻ̶̡͓̤̟̦͙̗͕͓͙̰̍ą̸̮͕̲̱͇͍̟͖̃́͊̕͝ḩ̴͚͓̖̦̹̥͙̽,̵̳̞̟͚̋ ̷̣̋͊́̇̽̓y̸̨̻̣̫̺̪̞͖̳̥̌́̉̍͒e̸͔̞̺͖̰̎́͛̀̀̋͜͝a̴͙̹̱͚͂̓̔̄͊̃̓̊͘h̵̡̧̺̺̭̳̜̖̘̠͇͋͑̿,̷͓́͛̌̿̃̅̇̕̕ ̶̪͍͙̍̿͘ͅŸ̶̤̏͂͊͒͘E̵̯̱̥͔̖̭̎͊͛̃̐̇͊̚A̴̡̧̙̝͓̫̋̊̌͌̀͆̀̈́H̷͚̜̠͔̲̾͋̎̿̿̈́͒!̷͚̏̋
And they all die! The end!
Tari: Oh no!
Waluigi: W̸̮̄͗̀ͅa̷̹͐̚ľ̶̫̖̓ű̷͉͘i̵̮͊̀g̷̗̔̆͂i̵̞͖͒́́ ̴͓͕̈́̾̍T̶̘͝i̴̼̺̐̒͝m̵̢̯͊ę̴͔̆!̶̨̩͓̂͋̀
Lord Waluigi: Ẃ̷̻̣͚̭͎ͅa̶̢͉̫͔̘̅h̶͍̜͒͛̐ạ̵͙́̀̅̓̀̕͝h̸̢̤̯͚͎́͛́́̎̈́̋a̴̧̪͈̦͚͓̰͗͑̍͋͂̚!̸̨͇̟͇̳̖̒̅͒̈́̒̐ ̷͍̗̗̑̓̋Ẅ̶̨̧̦͍͇̺̹̇̌ạ̶̻̾l̷̢̫̜͓͔̈́̉́̀̈́́u̵̢̲̭̲̪̘̤͋̕̚̕i̴̛͎̮̼̲̰̾̂̈́͂̚͘ͅg̵̺͍̠͆̍͋̐͘i̶̡̩̦̟͓͑̈́͛͗͊͝ͅ ̵̨̞̜̻͖͔͓̑̐͒̂͝n̵͔̱̯̂́̾̽͠u̴͎̼͑̈́m̶̟͔͎̲̱̆͛̄̌̚̕͜b̴̡̦͍̩͉͗̀͐͂͆͆̕ë̵̢̳̲ͅr̷̰̬̬͖̖̗̔̐̆ ̷͔̙͍̹̤̾̾̎̆͝͝o̵̡̼̜̯̮̎̈́̄͒̆̉͝n̷̞͎̺̍͊̈́͝ȩ̸̝͗͊͜!̷̨̹̤͍̪͔͎͛
Waluigi: W̸͇͓̑̒̈́a̴̮̋̀͜t̶͎̑c̸̜͗͂̐h̷̨̨͈͗ ̷͓̔͜͜o̵͙̐u̶͓̠̍͜t̵̢̀̆ ̶͔̂̋͝f̴̨̛͙͈̓o̸̦͖͊̊́͜r̵̤̱͊̐͒ ̶̛̥́̈́m̴̦̺̄̿e̵̲͓̳͛!̷̠͙̃
*angery sounds*
Waluigi: Ẉ̵͇̰́̿͜͝ä̴̻͕̹̮͒͛h̴̡̪̠̠̀̓?̵̟̈́͐͋̎̕
Waluigi: Ȏ̵̢͚̟h̴̛̺̝͖̠̎͂̀̓̅ ̷̦͗̃̔̋͝ǹ̴͉̹̤̠̤̪õ̵̲̘͉͠.̴̢̫̗̝̱͌̌͜.̷̢̜̣͔͛.̵̫͉̘̞͊̈́͑̀
Masterhand: *even more angery sounds* (Ink:YAY!)
Waluigi: H̴̠̰͂͐͗͗̍͘A̷̛̖̖̽̅̇͐H̶̨̨͈͉̠̦̍̿́͗A̵̬̘̺͇̯͖̐̈́̋ͅH̷̛̱͉̯͈̣̰͊͐͊Ȃ̵̢̦̺́̋͠Ȟ̴̼͖̝͒́̑͜͝͝Ã̸̝̟̬͎̹̮́͂͒̀Ḧ̴̡̹́̿Ã̸̡̪̰̻͋̓̓͋̾͠Ḣ̴̢̧͕͌̈́͌̈́̿Ą̷̰̻̀̽͑̀̈́́̚!
Masterhand: *angery sounds continuing*
Waluigi: G̸̛̜̱̈́̐̄̋͆͋ỏ̵̦͕̙̣̬ö̴̫͍̲̘̣̈́̀̍̂̇ḑ̵̛̤̲͖̫̬̆͐̀͛ͅ ̴̢̢̝̣͈̦̖̀c̵̰̺̍̔h̶͕͐̊̍̀ǒ̸̥̮͉̮̒́̿i̶̻͕̫̤͔̱̾͛c̴̗̯̘̼̘̳͉͛̽̌̑̀̚͠e̵̢̨͓̫̜͋̽̈͌̚.̷̢̙̘͙̺̜̠͐̎͆̇͒͌̂.̵̨̨̖̳̼̂̿͑̄̆͂͘.̶̭̜̳̤̑͆̈͂̀̓͝
Waluigi: C̶̬͇͌'̸̧̡̻̫̺̻̈́̀͛ͅm̴͍̱̞̘̦͙̘̅̓̋̀̓̆̌o̶̭͒͆̓͝ͅǹ̶̤͕̮̒̋̋̔̍,̷͙̋̍͗͋̌̕ ̸̤̰̦̽̏̃l̶̝̪̥͕̈́͌̿̀͜é̷̢̨̯̘̜̜͍͂͗͑̂̕͠t̶̬̪̋͋͋́́̂̅ͅ'̶̤̲̫̰̹̝͛̽̎̓ș̶̝̐͠-̷̪͉̰̞͖̖̀͗̀̋̑̕͝a̶̡̨̟̬̫̗̭͌̓ ̴̣̼͆̐͝ǵ̵͇̖͊̑̓͌͝͠ơ̵̻͆̀͐͌!̴̢̮̝͉̖̜͉̔̇̚
Nope.
*Masterhand Struggling noises*
Waluigi: Ȯ̷̠͎ḧ̶͈́̈́̐ ̴̧͙̹̝͓̒̑͋̊̏͋͊͜y̸͉͇̾̎̿͗͋͝ȩ̶̾a̸͈͚̒̇̈́͌͐ḧ̸̤̜̹̖́͛̀̎͑̎!̷̖̞̫̈͊̄̑̕
Masterhand: *sounds of pain*
Waluigi: Ŝ̶͕͇͔̋̒ę̶͚̤͈̫̂̊́̆̀͘ȇ̸͍̹̖̐̋̑͘͘͜͜͠ ̷̮̮͈̜͍̦̞̿̉̐̐̔y̸̏̏͜ả̴̲̣̰̀̓!̵̢̳͉̗͎͇͐̈̓͆͌̆͝
*Bone cracking noises*
Masterhand: *idk sounds*
Waluigi: N̵̨̢̳̲̝͔͝i̸̘͆͆c̸̥͎̳̫̆̍é̵̤͒̃̀͠͝.̷̡̭̜̪́͐̾.̵̲͓̳̿͑̈́̓̚͝.̸̧̯͕̓́̍n̴̠͛͑͐į̸̠̒̔̿͘c̷̛͚͍͑̂͒̇̓e̶͚̟̻̘͈̯͆̉̔͌̊.̷̺̬̖͕̌̿̏̅.̴̖̍̄́̍͘.̴̢̡͍͈͎̳͊͋͑̓̇͒y̵̡̰͙͕̘͖̌͗̈́̈́͘͝è̴͍̟̠͔̆̀̂̏͝a̸̧̧̟̪͇̘̔h̸̞͚̭̤̖̾͊̚̕!̷̢̻̻͇̓̓̅
W̴͈͇̮̼̊́̾̃͐̿ã̷̢͌͋l̸̛̲̮̬̫͎̝̊͒͘͝ṳ̵̬̗̽̕͠ì̵̗̘̪̀̎g̵̬̐i̴̜̯̳͎͐͑͐͜ͅ ̴̧̛̙̦̻̦̮͝T̵̨̜̄̄̂͠͝ỉ̸̛̥̣̹̩̿͗m̶̨̖̰͙͍͆e̴̻̭̯̺͔̊!̵̹̯͔̳̬̆
W̸̖̪̝̮̞͌̎̎̔͜a̵̜̲̘̱̟͆̇̚h̷̠̻͊̋̚̚ą̶̛̱̩͚̖̯̔̾̀̋̅h̴̼̃̒͂͐̉̋a̶̻̺̔̉͘h̷̜̓a̷͈͓͖͓̜̿̆.̶͖̣͎͔̹̩͋.̵̱͍̪̺̩͖̎͠͠.̵̧̜̺͒̈́̒̿̒̍
The Waluigi Arc continues next week maybe...
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