• From really bad geology puns , to god-awful knock knock jokes, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact
some of the best true stories from our subreddit “most awkward bad-jokes we’ve ever told”
– I’m {} and today I’ll be your narrator
10 – GhostToast2 GhostToast Once in 5th grade, GhostToast had a geology
class with a girl he had a major crush on.
The teacher paired the students up and GhostToast was paired with his crush, so he was really
excited.
Everyone was handed shovels to dig for rocks and GhostToast’s partner said that he should
use the shovel because he was stronger.
She then handed him the shovel and he looked her straight in the eye and said "this is
ground-breaking".
Everyone stopped and stared at him, and literally nobody laughed.
For the rest of the day he was given the nickname ‘Digger’.
9 - jmhguy Pringle Pringle’s worst joke goes something like,
‘A party of adventurers walked into a witch's cottage.
A black cat leapt onto the table.
“Hey look!"
One adventurer said with enthusiasm, "it is one of those, Witch's Cats".
"Actually," stated the more educated one of the bunch, "They are referred to as Familiars".
The third one, who was a bit dull, stared at the cat in confusion and mused, "Doesn't
look familiar to me".
Yes.
Pringle’s worst joke definitely makes me want to throw myself into a bin.
8 – Clemntinetwd Zaraganba Zaraganba was hanging out with his friends
one day and they were passing around really cheesy jokes.
It was Zaraganba’s turn so he stood up, cleared his throat and asked, "What cheese
do you use to lure a bear?
Cam-on-bear!!!!"
He thought it was hilarious so he started laughing uncontrollably like a maniac.
Then suddenly his crush walked up behind him and stared while he had tears of laughter
rolling down his double chin.
Nobody else was laughing and he looked like an insane person.
She never spoke to him again.
7 – XxBlazingRhythmxX Cidius Cidius was in school with a friend and they
were particularly bored.
He said to his friend, “Hey dude, you wanna hear a joke?”
And he said sure.
Cidius began, “A guy wakes up in the morning and digs a 10 meter hole.
The next day he goes back and digs another 10 meters.
And another.
And another.”
He repeated the last line until his friend said, “Dude, stop!
That isn't even funny!”
to which Cidius replied, “It might not be funny, but you can’t deny it’s not deep”.
Cidius snort-laughed until he realized that his friend wasn’t laughing or even smiling.
They then went back to sitting in silence.
6 – pearl_taken Grgak and Spinal Palm When Grgak was in 5th grade, his math teacher
was giving everyone homework at the end of class.
Grgak and his friend SpinalPalm asked if they could make a math joke for the class.
They stood up and Grgak asked “What’s 9+10?”
they didn’t have an actual joke prepared, so SpinalPalm blurted out “21!”
Everyone including the teacher sat there confused, wondering if they missed a punch-line.
I guess the joke was that it was not the right answer?
Either way the teacher told them to sit down and never tell a joke ever again.
5 –photomonkey33 MKyleM In school, MKyleM was so, so bored in his
typing class that he decided to raise his hand.
When the teacher called on him, MKyleM said to her, "I wanted to tell you a farmers joke...
But it was corny".
Nobody laughed.
Nobody reacted.
Some kid at the back let out an awkward cough.
Even the teacher just sighed.
He thought he would at least get SOME reaction, but he got nothing.
A few seconds later he got up and screamed, “I’M A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE, OKAY?”
He sure got a reaction this time: his teacher gave him detention for a week.
4 -devourer908 Emojie When Emojie started at a new school, he was
pretty desperate to make friends.
One day on the school bus, Emojie noticed it was snowing and made a really bad joke
about snow.
He kept nudging other students and telling them how cool it was outside and pointing
out the window, and that everyone should just chill.
The other students were rolling their eyes so hard you could almost hear their eyeballs
spinning.
Everyone says stupid things when they’re young but nobody likes excessive puns.
3 – YoKevinT Melissa One day an old man decided to sit next to
Melissa at a bus stop.
They sat in silence for a while and then the old man kept trying to tell her jokes.
He insisted on talking to her.
She sighed and decided to acknowledge him.
“What does a rock say to another rock?” he asked her.
“I don’t know”, she replied with a tone that insisted she also did not care.
“Life is Hard!”
He whispered to her.
She shuddered and thanked her bird god when the bus finally arrived.
2 – ThePerfectEutopian17 Andiemations and Adam (IRL BF)
When Andie was in 7th grade, she was walking down the school hallway with Adam, who was
one of her best friends who she also had a crush on.
She wanted to make him smile so she said, “Knock knock”, and
he said, "Who’s there?"
“Olive” she replied.
"Olive who?"
“Olive you”.