(theme music)
(party noises)
Veronica: Tell me. Come on.
Tell me.
Tell me, tell me!
-I can't!
Your reaction has to be unrehearsed.
You're going to laugh so hard about this later though.
Oh god.
Tommy Wallace's twitter account is about to have a rough night.
We're doing the right thing. Yeah?
I mean, Tommy deserves this.
Oh she definitely deserves it.
I mean there could be other people so...
Well, there are.
Wait you know other people?
Yup.
Who?
Me.
What?
Yup.
(singing: I think that's how you'll go...)
(... I ain't chaste, I ain't prey)
(god forgive me when I touch you body...)
(I won't wait, I won't hide...)
(god forgive me, I'm a sinful thrill-ride.)
Alright, we've got time for one more song before we wrap this thing up.
(mic feedback)
(Tommy's recorded voice): Just gotta get those semi-straight girls drunk enough to sleep with them, am I right?
Bro, are you serious?!
Oh I'm am not your bro.
Bro!
Bro are you serious?
I think you really need...
... some professional help.
Hello everybody!
So. The audio you are hearing right now, is brought to you by tonight's artist...
...Tommy Wallace.
Tommy had sex with me 6 years ago, after I had consumed...
... about a litre and a half of tequila.
I woke up the next morning with no pants on.
And zero memory of how I'd gotten there.
(crowd boos and murmurs)
You might recognise me from some of the photos that are on display here tonight.
I was never asked if those could be shown.
I would've said no.
Tommy dear, I think you gotta go.
(crowd boos)
(Veronica sings): Goodbye Tommy...
(Sandrine singing:) It's not been nice...
(Alice singing:) Hope you seek some...
...professional advice!
Well let's not let that witch rain on our parade!
Let's have another song!
Yeah. Yeah? You want that?!
(Sandrine sings: I am unpolished, cracked not broken.)
(I will say what's unspoken.)
(Unmake myself, to know what's real)
(My buttoned heart, will learn to feel.)
(All those things, that kept me up at night...)
(I knocked 'em out, I won the fight)
(I got cut up, but you're gonna love the picture)
(That shows me in a bad light, oh ooooh.)
Go flash mob!
(Show me your unpolished, your face without a filter)
(Candid camera, the you that's off kilter)
(Let me see the dreams, that keep you up at night)
(Cause I'm a fire-starter, set to ignite)
(All those things, that kept you up at night)
(You knocked 'em out, you won the fight)
(You got cut up, but you're gonna love the picture)
(That shows you in a bad light, oh ooooh)
Veronica.
Veronica Vale.
Will you do me the honour...
...Of marrying me?
(fire alarm goes off)
(crowd screams)
Guys! Tommy Wallace's art show was literally on fire.
Actually, the building is on fire!
The building's on fire, the building's on fire!
Stop drop and roll, stop drop and roll everyone!
Gerard!
You could've set the entire building on fire!
I wanted to make a grand gesture. You've been kind to me.
Yeah! You're my fam ya friggin weirdo!
I have something to tell you.
Oh...
I understand if you don't want to be my friend after I tell you this.
Look, I know what you're about to say, and I am flattered...
-I wrote it on my hand.
Oh my god!
Oh!
Ohhhh.
You're the first human I've told.
Sorry, what?
You're the first human I've ever told!
Oh! That is so cool!
I am, whoo! So cool with that.
I would love to know more about like, what that's like.
Lulu: There you guys are.
I have Richard's car keys. Joy ride?
Well there's no full moon tonight!
Drive! Drive, drive drive!
Go, go go go!
Should we go back for the others?
No it's ok, I gave them the keys to Richard's fully loaded Tesla.
Oh my god, what is our stupid life?!
Oh my god, twitter is going to burn itself alive tonight!
Oh my god that proposal!
Oh my god. Maybe it was the vodka shots, but I was I'll be real with you, part of me was loving it.
What?
Shit.
So you've been drinking again?
Yeah.
What ever made us think that we could do this?
Love.
Being dumb.
(Veronica sighs)
It's never, it's never gonna work.
Is it?
With a...
... bulimic alcoholic, with tendencies to shoplift and commit arson?
I don't know.
You're the only person that I've ever wanted, Alice.
I love you.
You deserve someone that you don't have to care of.
You deserve someone who can give you a fresh start.
Do you think that could be you?
(turn signal comes on)
I don't know, I ...
Life without you would be... boring
Like I can already see the endless string of draft texts that I'm never to send...
... to people I wish would hang out with me.
Oh Alice.
The Barbelle Vortex.
No one else is ever really gonna like...
... get it.
Are they?
(turn signal comes on)
Where are we going?
I don't know.
Where do you wanna go?
I just don't want to get out of this car because it feels like the end... or the beginning.
(Alice turns the radio on.)
("Full Throttle" by Barbelle plays)
(told me to get in...)
(hot leather seats, burning into my skin.)
(the lightning strikes, an August storm)
(swear it'll never dry off, swear it'll never dry off)
(swear it'll never dry off)
(Full throttle, full throttle love)
(Let me take you away)
(Don't want you to leave but I know you can't stay.)
(Full throttle)
(Full throttle, full throttle love)
(Love, let me take you away)
(Don't want you to leave but I know you can't stay)
(Full throttle)
(Stacked white knuckles, in your cherry corvette)
(Full throttle love, on a mix tape cassette)
(The wrong people fall in love all the time)
(Doing buck sixty past the warning signs)
(Hearts crash. Break neck)
(Forever a love wreck)
(Full throttle, full throttle love)
(Love, let me take you away)
(Don't want you to leave, but I know you can't stay)
(Full throttle, full throttle love)
(Love, let me take you away)
(Don't want you to leave but I know you can't stay)
(Full throttle)
Veronica: Everybody! When you're riding the bus home...
... Tonight, or the streetcar, or the subway, or your bicycle...
... and you're looking up at the stars.
... and you see your lovers face reflected in the sky...
Think to yourself: how lucky you are.
And know, that no matter what they're thinking...
Everybody out there, is just looking for somebody to love.
So take their face in your hands.
Tell them, no need for any of us...
... to feel lonely, or lost.
You're gonna get home safe.
And whoever you're going home with... no matter who is making you breakfast tomorrow morning..
... You are loved.
I want you to do me a favour. I want you to take out a piece of paper...
... and a pen. I want you to write some instructions for me.
These instructions should detail how... we... love.
(Don't want to leave but I know you can't stay)
(Full throttle love)