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The first thing we gotta do--
Yeah is we got our cake
and the most important thing--
What are we trying to make, this?
This is like a tie-dye frosting
with your favorite technique.
What's that technique?
You forgot? I don't know?
(everyone laughing)
The spanking technique.
Do you remember? Oh yes, I do remember that.
All right, excellent.
'Cause it sounds nice and dirty.
Oh yeah. Especially for daytime.
We're gonna dirty ice the cake--
It's the spank-along. And then spank it.
Just sayin'. (laughs)
(slapping) (audience cheers)
Okay. (Rachel laughing)
So I'm gonna show you guys how to do it.
Let's frost along.
Let's start-- Frost along.
With some orange icing.
And we're gonna kinda put the icing into quarters, right?
So you wanna put it on top,
and then you wanna put some on the side here.
Okay, so frost along with me.
Buddy, did you ever have a frosting disaster?
Oh. Maybe as a child?
Rachel, when I was learning we had some frosting disasters
but, you know, frosting is like practice makes perfect.
Once you do it a couple times,
you just get into the groove of this.
And what I love about this cake is that it's very forging.
Especially with like kids-- Yeah, it does look kinda
And stuff like that. A little bit messy
at the end too. Yeah, it's a little messy.
So if you're not great at this, it's okay.
100%, we're gonna, this is a very forgiving cake to do,
and that's why I decided to-- Buddy, do we do
all four colors?
Yes, we're gonna put all four colors.
Okay. Kinda like I'm doin' here.
Can you mix 'em-- How are they doin'
in the audience over there, are they doin' good?
Can you mix them together as you're going?
Don't mix 'em together too much.
Keep 'em separate-- But I mean it's okay
if there's a little bit of orange and yellow.
Yeah, a little bit together
is gonna be fine. (audience chattering loudly)
Hey, hey!
We're trying to talk here too!
(audience laughs) Hey, come on now.
How they doin' over there, are they doin' okay, guys?
Uh. How's it goin' out there?
Yeah! (audience cheers)
They're startin' There might be one or two
to get the hang of it. we can hire, how's that?
We're takin' a couple?
At the end of the show I want an audience full
of cake bosses, all right?
No you don't, then you won't have a job, Buddy.
(Rachel and Buddy laughing)
Aw, Rachel, don't worry, I'll come here with you.
That's right. You know that.
Pretend you're about 7-and-a-half--
Look, I'm on two colors, Bud, I'm doin' well.
You're doin' good, you're doin good.
All right.
So you get it iced like that, right?
And I'm just gonna go check and make sure everybody's
in the audience is doin' good. All right, all right.
Get it all set up like that. Buddy's already got
all four done. Okay.
How we doin'?
Oh my God, you must be watchin' Rachel.
Hey! Okay, clearly.
Did I, I'm kidding! I will fling this frosting
at you, Buddy! I am kidding.
I did the whole thing on top.
I did the whole thing one color.
You did the whole thing one color.
Did you ever frost a cake before in your life?
(Rachel laughing) Yes, I have.
Okay. Not very well, clearly.
Not very well but, all right, so the first thing
you're gonna do here is you're going to hold it
with one finger, put your pointer finger here.
Okay. Okay?
And you're going to take a little bit of the icing, put it
on the tip of the knife. Buddy's leaving me
totally alone over here. Okay.
And let's try to put it here.
You don't wanna work in, you wanna work in front of you
so you can see
what you're doin'. How many people
already have four colors? All right?
Wow, showoffs! Now try to get
some of the pink on there and some of the yellow on there.
Showoffs.
And how you doin' over here sweetheart?
Oh my God! Obviously you can see
how it's goin'. We gotta put
some blue in there, fill in the gap with some blue.
[Woman In Red Shirt] Okay.
Okay? [Woman In Red Shirt] Sure.
But you're lookin' good.
Did you ever ice a cake before?
No. Where you from?
Whitestone, Queens.
You're representin' Queens here, all right.
C'mon, show 'em how it's done!
I will try.
All right. Okay,
we got all four colors on, now what?
All right, so we got the four colors on, okay.
Now what we're gonna do is we're just gonna
kinda pull through a little bit.
Pull through.
Just pull, like some different lines, just to--
Guys are you seein' this, anybody who has four colors?
Pull through, he says.
Pull through. 'Kay.
Wipe off as you pull through?
Yup, and then I'm just goin' this way.
To make it a little tie-dye-yeah?
Okay. Yup.
And now I'm just goin' to--
Pull through on the sides?
Yup, do a little bit in the sides.
We're going to spin around just a little bit.
'Kay. Okay.
And now comes my favorite part, okay?
You gotta show this cake who's the boss.
Who's your daddy, all right?
(audience cheers)
you gotta say, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
(Rachel laughing) Just spank it.
All right, you spank this cake.
Okay, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Say, "Who's your daddy?"
You know it! I'm your mama!
I'm yo' mama!
I'm yo' mama! Show 'em, say,
"I'm yo' mama, you know it."
(Rachel laughing)
So I prefilled some piping bags for you guys.
Okay wait, the top too?
The top too, yeah, spank it.
Who's yo' mama?
Who's yo' mama? Who's yo' mama?
Who's yo' mama? Use the tip.
Okay. Do I got any questions
from the audience?
Okay.
Anybody gotta question for me?
How we doin' spanking?
[Man In Chef Coat] Hey cuz,
I'm takin' the day off tomorrow,
she's coverin' for me! Oh she's comin'
with me?
I love it, I love it. Top row, top shop.
Where you from?
[Buddy] Where you from?
Burlington, New Jersey.
(audience whoops)
Oh, Jersey girl, love it!
Good job.
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