- You can Zoom in jail to me,
we can continue this when we're both behind bars,
it'll be great. - Me and Joe Exotic,
just hanging out in jail.
(upbeat orchestral horn music)
- Hey, guys, welcome to Stir Crazy,
the only show currently taping from inside my apartment,
as far I know.
You know my guest from "X-Men: Apocalypse,"
"Magic Mike," and the new Netflix film,
"Love, Wedding, Repeat," it's Olivia Munn.
Hey, Olivia.
- Hey, how are you?
- I'm doing great.
I'm thrilled to see you but I might be
even more thrilled to see your friend.
- This is Chance.
This is my first-born.
- Chance is a supermodel.
Whose womb was Chance?
- Chance, he is a Cavalier King Charles,
he was rescued by Social Tees in NYC, actually.
And you probably have seen him and my dog and myself
on billboards and bus stops across the country,
especially in New York, for The Humane Society
and the Shelter Pet Project.
So...
- Is he keeping you sane, are you keeping him sane,
who's doing more for who in this scenario?
- I think that he's definitely doing more for me.
Him and my other one, Frankie, come here.
(fingers snapping) Get Frankie to come.
Frankie! (laughing)
Wait, let me get Frankie, he's just the cutest.
Wait, Frankie, come here.
Come here, look, I gotta lure him out.
Is this widescreen?
You can see all of this happening?
Frankie, come here.
- Oh, yeah, we're getting it all, trust me.
- So this is Frankie, see, he's got this one floppy ear
and it goes
♪ flop flop floppy ears ♪
♪ I've got some flop flop floppy ears ♪
♪ What? ♪
♪ Flop flop, floppy ears ♪
♪ I've got some flop flop floppy ears ♪
♪ Okay now ♪
- Thank you for putting an earworm in my head
that's never going to leave now as I fall asleep tonight.
(laughing)
What about video games?
What's the appropriate amount of video gameplay
during quarantine?
- There is no appropriate amount.
But I'll tell you this, I've been playing "Hearthstone."
Do you know "Hearthstone?"
- I don't.
- Don't know, well, I play on my iPad.
- Okay.
- And it's a card game.
I have a dream of becoming a "Hearthstone" champion.
And I've really been trying, no, no joke,
I've been putting a lot of time in over the last year.
And then quarantine happened and it was like,
this is all I do.
- For those watching,
Olivia just talked about "Hearthstone" for three hours.
We just cut it to that 30-second bit.
But I've been here all day and I am exhausted.
(laughing)
- You're finally, you're like, "I'm done,
"I don't need to know what's happening
"in the rest of the world."
- Yeah, can you give me a little bit of a sense,
a little tour, of Casa Munn, where are we?
Like, is this like where you hang most of the day?
- This is the living room
and there's the kitchen over there.
There's upstairs, there's a office back over there.
But yeah, this is pretty much the hang, the hang spot.
I cut some lemons today, big day.
(laughing)
But I will tell you
there's somebody who lives across the street.
And they have a massive orange tree
and all the oranges keep falling.
And they're not picking their oranges.
And there's a law in L.A., and I think it's a law,
someone told me this, I never checked it,
but I'm guessing it is,
that if you have a fruit tree
and the produce is hanging over their property
onto public, you know, like a sidewalk,
then anyone can have it.
So I'm thinking about going over there
and getting some oranges.
- It's called shopping.
- (laughing) It is. (Josh laughing)
I mean, you can't really, I'm gonna see if I can show you.
- This is an exclusive at her neighbor with oranges.
Oh, yeah.
- Wait, hold on.
- [Josh] Oh, there it is.
- No, no, no, wait, where, is that, wait one second,
that's not the orange.
That's the orange tree. (party horn blowing)
Do you see the oranges now?
- I do, I see little flecks of orange, I see it.
- Yeah, so I'm gonna go and take those oranges later.
(laughing)
- You have just given us incriminating evidence so--
- No!
But there's that law.
- But we don't know it's a law, Olivia, you just, yeah.
- Wait, you're gonna cut this down anyways, right?
You're editing this?
- Oh, this part I'm keeping, this part I'm using. (laughing)
I'm sure you can Zoom in jail to me,
we can continue this when we're both behind bars.
It'll be great.
- Me and Joe Exotic, just hanging out in jail.
- I have some provocative "Would You Rather" questions,
quarantine edition, you ready? (upbeat horn music)
Would you rather be stuck in your house for six months
or stuck at a wedding for six months?
- I was gonna say my house at first
but then maybe you wanna be around other people.
I'd say a wedding 'cause there's always little pockets
of places you can kind of hide.
And weddings always have food. - [Josh] Right.
- And there's people and there's music.
Yeah.
- Would you rather only be able to watch movies
or play video games?
(laughing)
- That's like,
I'm gonna say video games just 'cause
I think I'm learning so much more from "Hearthstone."
(laughing) I think I'm learning a lot about myself
and negotiating and skills and...
- Would you rather win an Oscar
or be the all-time champion at "Hearthstone?"
- Ooh, "Hearthstone."
(Josh laughing) For sure.
- [Josh] Gotcha.
- 'Cause "Hearthstone," that is so difficult, you know?
There's a lot of,
I mean, you know, winning an Oscar,
you know, obviously people have to be extremely talented.
But there's a lot of like,
you've gotta hope that a lot of things line up.
You're getting the great work at the right time
and there's the promotion, there's a lot of stuff.
"Hearthstone," that's on my back.
It's all on me.
That would be my win.
- [Josh] Right.
- And I'm excited about that day.
- Let's play a game of Charades.
(upbeat orchestral horn music)
You're, you're marching, you're, you're a marching band.
You're putting on, you're getting married,
you're getting married, "Love, Wedding, Repeat."
You're the bride, "Bride of Frankenstein."
Bride of the, bride, bride, "Bridewars," classic movie.
Godzilla the bride, the bride, god-bride, bride-god.
(laughing)
Let's move the bride. (buzzer buzzing)
Oh, that hurt.
- That was not my fault.
- That was me?
What was it?
- Bridezilla. (Josh exhaling deeply)
You said "bride-god."
- Bride-god.
The god-bride.
- (hands clapping) It's exciting.
One word.
(sighing)
Explosion.
X?
X-Men?
X?
Apocalypse? (bell clanging)
I got it!
Oh! (hands clapping)
- Oh, thank God.
That was much needed.
- X and me, that was good, I put that, and then--
- That's probably cheating, to do the X, to be honest.
- Is it?
What are the rules?
- I don't know, there are no rules.
(laughing)
If I've learned one thing the last few weeks,
there are no rules.
Okay, last thing for you
and then I'll let you go, I promise.
- I don't care, this is fun, I don't wanna go.
(Josh laughing) I want us to do this forever.
Should we do an hourly check-in from now on?
- Absolutely, I'm definitely available.
So,
we're doing a lot of video chatting.
I don't know about you,
I'm doing non-stop video chatting, right?
So, here's the problem, though.
I feel like it's hard to end a video chat now
because everybody knows there's nowhere to go.
(laughing) - [Olivia] Yeah.
- So, my challenge for you is,
we're calling this "You're Breaking Up."
Can you pretend that you're having technical difficulties
as an excuse to get off a call?
(upbeat orchestral horn music)
Olivia, are you still there, Olivia?
(laughing)
The video connection's really bad.
- I feel like it's glitching.
- No, no, I don't think so, I think, 'cause I saw--
- Josh?
- You moving the entire time.
You can hear me, I know for a fact that you can hear me.
There's no problem.
- Okay, well, I'm around for the rest of the day.
I mean, if, uh, - Yeah.
- If you-- - Can you see me?
- If I don't answer, - I'm waving.
- Just keep trying.
All right, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna text you.
- Okay, you don't have my number.
- My phone's not working, either, I can't--
- How would you even be able to do that?
That's - Okay.
- All right, well, Olivia Munn, everybody.
- Wow, that was good, yeah, I got off.
(Josh laughing)
- [Olivia] Yeah, he was so annoying.
I don't know, he just wouldn't, I mean, I told him,
I have things to do, I mean, "Ozark" season three is on.
- You're still on, you're still on, Olivia.
- [Olivia] What?
- Olivia?
Okay, well, Olivia Munn.
"Love, Wedding, Repeat" is a great new movie
and stay safe out there, Olivia.
- [Olivia] I can't hear you.
- Good luck with "Hearthstone."
- Oh, for that, I'll come back to say "Thank you."
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