SpongeBob. Oh SpongeBob, how I love you. From my dozen or so videos on
every episode reviewed in 10 words or less, the retrospective, the episode reviews,
that game show I did with a bunch of Youtubers, and all the other movie reviews along the way,
this channel was really built off my love and passion for this little yellow sponge
that has taken the world by storm. Today, I’m gonna be going down a bit of a rabbit hole,
and rather than talk about the cultural significance, the songs, the worst episode,
or anything like that, I’m gonna be doing a video that virtually no one has done before,
reviewing the grossest, most disgustingly grotesque episode from the show! Now look,
SpongeBob’s had gross closeup shots since the very beginning, and even some of the more hated
ones are pretty ironically funny in my book, but then there are entire episodes that take the gross
aspect, and do nothing with it for 11 minutes straight. Most people think of the Splinter,
from season 6. Some bigger fans might say Fungus Among Us from season 5. But today, I’m gonna be
taking a quick look and deconstructing the episode from season 8: Face Freeze! With no further adieu,
I really wanna review this disgusting episode and move on with my life, so please be sure to
subscribe if you’re new to the channel, and tell me in the comments what you think of this episode,
and what your grossest episode is! With that said, let’s jump into this crap!
The episode starts off with Spongebob and Patrick having some lunch at the Krusty Krab,
with lazy season 8 animation and voice acting to boot! Spongebob makes a face,
and Patrick does...whatever the hell this is. Mr Krabs comes out and says that if they continue
making faces, THEY’LL FREEZE IN PLACE! We cut to a flashback told by Krabs about...FRED
IS THAT YOU? Oh, thank god, at least something saved this epis--AAND FRED HERE SUCKS! I don’t
think he’s voiced by Doug Lawrence and this story is so stupid! Apparently, Fred liked to stick his
tongue out, instead of you know, yelling MY LEG! I mean, come on, if this episode made even one
reference to the leg I wouldn’t even be making his video. And oh thanks for showing us his tongue dry
up and fall off on a kids show! Much appreciated. We cut back to Spongebob and Patrick, who agree to
not make faces, then walk on loop for 20 seconds doing nothing until Spongebob can’t resist making
a face. Speaking of which, remember that episode called Hooky where Mr Krabs warned these two to
not do something, and they do it anyway, then pay the price? I don’t know what it is, that plot just
sounds so familiar...I can’t put my finger on it! Anyway, look kids! They make weird gross faces for
30 seconds! Are you laughing yet? Please laugh, I need to feed my kids...They keep making faces and
realize that their faces don’t freeze, so they make a challenge to each hold a face for a long
time, and OH JESUS HAROLD CHRIST, what is that?! They decide to share their grotesque faces with
the world, their words not mine, and go and scare some people on the bus and at Goo Lagoon. Ya see,
this is what the Greek scholars refer to as ‘comedy’. We cut to them being annoying
for the 18th time in a tent...outside their houses...for some reason...when the best part
of this episode by only a little (remember how low the bar is) comes and yells at them. Yeah,
I love Squidward no matter what season it is. They wake up in the morning to...say it with
me...face freeze. Another thing, in that little flashback, Fred got face freeze after 400 times,
whereas here these two get it after just a few hours, so...inconsistency much? AND BRUH
SQUIDWARD AND MR KRABS GET IT AFTER LIKE 5 SECONDS LATER! Anyway, Sandy’s beautifully designed and
totally not scaringly disgusting hands give them a massage to fix their faces. And after
grossly squeezing their eyeballs and faces, this is the end result. I don’t even have a comment,
move on editor man! Oh wait, I’m the editor man. Uhhh, comedy gold??? SpongeBob goes to work,
hiding his face from Krabs, until he can’t make a Krabby Patty, and other than squeezing onion
juice in his eyes, having his spit on the burger, and having this atrocity on my screen for longer
than a nanosecond, this scene is pretty decent! Krabs eventually finds out, and him and Squidward
also get the face freeze, because that’s what us intelligent folk refer to as IRONY.
As far as a plot, this episode rehashes an old one, and drags on forever with long scenes that
do nothing. The characters are flanderized and annoying, especially the main two, and the comedy
is nonexistent. That would be excusable if the visuals weren’t so disgusting to look at! This
episode takes grossout humor, and shows us how not to execute it in a show like this.
With that said, I watched this episode so you don’t have to,
so please be sure to subscribe with the bell, and like and share this video to support the
channel! Thank you so much for watching, and I’ll see you beautiful ladies and jellyfish next time!
Shalom!