[chattering]
[Lynn Sr] Hon! Where are you?!
Hut, hut, hike!
[Lincoln] I'm okay!
[music playing]
Get ready for the 12 puns of Christmas.
[screaming]
[unintelligible]
Get ready so it's game time!
Christmas is only two days away, and I can't wait.
When you've got 10 sisters,
Christmas can get pretty epic.
[phone whistling]
[chiming]
Your driver, Bill is in route with your package.
This year I ordered an extra special gift
for my family.
[music playing]
It's the day before Christmas,
and there's no better time to be in the Loud House.
Luan, what gives?
I decided to up my game
from the 12 pun of Christmas to the 12 pranks of Christmas.
Well, if it's a Christmas prank, then I'm all in.
That was number nine. Three more to go.
My 12 puns of Christmas are off to a great start.
I've only got to come up with 11 myrrh.
Ho ho ho ho ho. Make that 10.
♪ It's Christmas time And our hearts are free ♪
♪ Presents tucked Underneath the tree now ♪
♪ It's the best day Of the best time of our lives ♪
Great Christmas tunes, Luna!
Thanks, little bro!
♪ I want those gifts So I won't be bad ♪
[sighing] Come on.
Having trouble with this year's Christmas song, Luna?
Bro, I'm stuck like Santa in a chimney.
Ooh, that's not bad.
♪ I'm stuck like Santa In a chimney ♪
♪ Been good all year ♪
♪ So gimme, gimme Gimme, gimme ♪
Uh. Rubbage!
Tell me honestly, Lincoln, does my concept design
for my custom-made Christmas pajamas
have too much sparkle?
Tonya thinks it's borderline too much.
Don't you, Tonya?
Leni... there can never be too much Christmas sparkle.
Thanks Lincoln. See, sparkle equals happiness.
Hey, Lincoln, look, I just made the perfect Christmas outfit.
[Rita] Has anyone seen
my plaid Christmas tablecloth?!
Shh.
How's the perma snow coming, Lisa?
With a trace amount of ammonia
needed to sustain the creation of snow.
That is the constant variable.
Whereas I like to call it, Thursday.
You're our only chance at a white Christmas.
Science will prevail.
[Lisa] Wasting your time.
Factoring in sleigh speed, time zone changes,
and reindeer bathroom breaks, it's scientifically impossible
for this so-called Kris Kringle to deliver gifts
to the approximately one billion qualifying children.
As you can see, X equals no stinkin' way.
[growling] You're lucky I'm being nice right now!
Now, that Luan is gone, I'll be safe for awhile.
Hey, Stinkin'! [screaming[
[both screaming]
[groaning]
Spoke too soon.
Just getting ready
for a Christmas afternoon football game.
Can I try that tackle one more time?
- No. - Uh!
And now for step two.
[snoring] OMG.
[snoring]
[groaning]
Not happening, Stinkin'. it's my name on Leni's card.
So, if you even think about trying to pull a swap,
you're going down.
I already am down.
[both] Huh?
What?
[snoring]
There's always downer, so keep it moving!
Ow.
Hi, Lincoln.
Lucy, you scared me.
You're welcome.
I've collected all the dead pine needles
from our Christmas tree.
I'm sorry for your loss.
[music playing]
- See anything? - Nope.
[grunting]
Looking for gifts from mom and dad, huh?
Have you checked dad's underwear drawer?
Have we checked dad's underwear drawer?
Lincoln, please. This is not our first rodeo.
[unintelligible] Figgy pudding.
- Hey, dad. - Hey, Linc Meister.
Wanna give the old figgy pudding a test drive before the big day?
Ah, ha ha. That's so nice, dad,
but I'll save it for Christmas.
- Yuck. - Hey, Linc.
You feeling the Christmas spirit?
I sure am.
Me too, bud. Me too.
♪ Dashing to the stove ♪
Hey, son, you're just in time to try the crown jewel
of old dad's Christmas Eve feast,
the figgy pudding.
[coughing]
And ruin the surprise at dinner? I don't think so.
Honey, are you sure this is necessary?
We're leaving tomorrow.
Lynn, I can't have a lopsided Santa!
Are you crazy?
Am I crazy? You're the one up on the roof.
I heard that!
Just don't fall off the roof... again.
- Whoa! - Whoa, oh oh.
Thank you, Santa.
Santa. [scoffs]
I would'a caught 'er.
- I heard that, too! - What?!
Oh mother, you've done so much
to make this glorious holiday perfect.
Allow me to look for the tinsel.
And after I find it, I'll rub your tired, aching tootsies.
Thank you, Lola. That's very nice of you.
Did you hear that Santa? She said, "Nice"!
I need to put my tiara on.
I need to get our [unintelligible] out there.
- I don't care. - Lola, Lana, Merry Christmas.
Come on, Hops.
It looks like Rudolph himself.
[croaking]
We've been waiting all winter
for the perfect sledding conditions.
So if you'll excuse us. [screaming]
Whoo hoo! My reindeer net worked!
Sorry, Lincoln,
I'm just getting ready for tonight.
I'm gonna catch one to keep as a pet!
[honking]
Whoo hoo! My reindeer pit worked!
Uh, don't worry, buddy! I got a winch!
How's the Christmas pageant coming, Lola?
If you must know, Lincoln,
it's literally taken years from my life.
Okay, I need my beauty time.
Hey, there, favorite big brother.
Allow me to dive into that pile of smelly, sweaty footwear
and find your winter boots for you.
[gasping]
There you go, good sir, two big brother boots.
Boy, these are stylish.
Okay, what do you want?
To get a good haul from Santa.
See, contrary to popular belief, I am no angel.
So, if I wanna get on Santa's nice list,
I have one day to undo 12 months of naughty.
Oh, that's so sweet, you guys.
Oh, it's dad's figgy pudding.
I've never missed dad's figgy pudding
on Christmas, ever. It's just so awful.
And yet, I love it! Oh, I've got to get home.
I can't be away from my family at Christmas.
What was I thinking? Okay, I can figure this out.
I-I'm strong, I'm independent. I don't need anybody's help.
[music playing]
Oh, I don't think mom will mind
if I just peel back the corner a little.
Hold it! You are mistle totally busted.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho! That's eight.
I can't help it.
The sound of the paper tearing, the smell of the tape,
that moment when you stick the bow in your hair.
Give me that!
You've gotta kick this habit, Lori.
We don't want a repeat of last year.
[paper rustling, laughing]
You guys got some great stuff.
Light tree.
Lily!
Tomorrow night, Lily gets to turn on the lights
for the Royal Woods' Christmas tree.
This is Catherine Mulligan coming to you live
-
One card left. Good luck, Lily.
[babbling]
Yes!
[Rita] Big news. I have
- an announcement, everyone. - Huh?
Since Lily is such a big girl now,
this year, she is going to be giving her very own gift.
Lily is Santa Claus. Oh.
So, whoever's name is on her card
is getting something very special.
And spoiler alert, it's probably gonna be finger painted.
Uh.
This.
Okay.
It's yours.
[chattering]
[farting]
[laughing] I got you.
Prank 11 and prank 12. The 12 pranks of Christmas.
[laughing]
That's my granddaughter. I'm so proud of you, honey.
Rip's book.
Rip Tinmen.
Rip rules.
[chattering]
Thanks for the pajamas, Leni.
Tonya and I worked super hard on them.
The hat was Tonya's idea.
Ah, more figgy pudding, anyone? Huh?
[Rita] Oh, honey.
I'm good.
Alright. Alright. Later, okay. [chuckles]
As you can see, things turned out for the best.
And I have 300 hours of community service,
but we got to spend Christmas morning together.
And in a few hours, Luna is going skiing with Sam,
Luan has a [unintelligible] at Sunset Canyon.
We're going to take Lori back to college,
and then the rest of us are going to...
Miami!
[cheering]
Oh, Lincoln, sweetie. We have one more gift for you.
What? Where is it?
Check it out.
- What could it possibly be? - Come on, Lincoln.
[chuckles]
It's our sled.
It was so kind and so thoughtful for you
to come up with such a special gift for the family.
So we all chipped in and fixed it
while you were asleep.
You can't even tell it was broken at all.
Thank you. Too bad there's no snow.
Oh, I wouldn't be so sure of that, big brother.
Never underestimate the power of science.
[thundering]
[chattering]