The first thing we're doing today, Primal Therapy.
Alright.
Primal therapy is this technique created by this guy,
Arthur Janov, so...
- Oh, I'm a big fan of that guy. - I don't know who it is.
Yeah, yeah, he created it.
John Lennon did it.
Mick Jagger did it.
It's a therapy where you scream
and the screams are supposed to be like spontaneous
and impulsive and they're all directed at childhood trauma.
I had a really good childhood.
And so I thought I'd kind of guide you
through some primal therapies.
You're so privileged.
You got to know your dad his, your whole life.
Whoa, show off!
Come on.
That was real good.
Let's go to any childhood injury you ever had.
Worst childhood injury.
When I was 11, I got 26 teeth knocked out
with a baseball bat.
Oh my God.
Okay, I'll yell about that.
What are you gonna yell about, Bobby?
My dad literally used to, if I ever got like an,
A minus on my report card,
he used beat me with like a ping pong paddle.
Really?
- Yeah, yeah. - It's kind of racist.
The beating or the ping pong paddle?
No, it's just idea, the idea
that your dad would choose a ping pong paddle.
What else?
It's like if he tickled you with chopsticks.
What other sports?
You think we played badminton?
Donnell, now what's the worst injury you've ever had
when you were a kid?
Ah, the worst I got beat up by an African dude at bus stop
and he hit me in the head with a trumpet.
Okay.
That is a true story.
You got hit by a trumpet
and Bobby got hit by a ping pong paddle
and I got hit by a bat.
We all have, okay, I say we all yell at the,
the instrument of pain.
- Okay. - So I'll yell at the bat.
You yell at the ping pong
and you yell at the trumpet.
Okay, go ahead.
Stupid fucking bat.
Donnell, my penis isn't that small.
That's a motherfucking lie.
Trumpet!
But you got to do like this.
(speaking Korean)
Wow.
You sound like my grandfather.
It is supposed to sound like your grandmother.
What was your grandfather into?
The same shit you're into? This shit runs down the family tree.
Oh fuck.
What the!
(screams) I don't wanna do this anymore, man!
But you know, if you get naked with us, it's about art.
Oh, we should've done this, Bobby.
Oh no!
I hate fucking art, okay.
Oh okay.
What if you do like a real like a pose like..
It's no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
It's not no "what if?" Y'all not gonna trick me, bruh.
By the way, I'm feeling really good.
Do you think this therapy works?
I feel really relaxed.
I feel better.
Why do I have five brothers and sisters
the same age as I am?
Yo, get your head off of me man.
I just like it.
Oh my God, sweaty Asian.
You're gonna get SARS and the bird flu.
I feel like Robert Kraft in the massage parlor right now, man.
What's your wife's name again?
- LeeAnn. - She's great.
- Yeah. - I won't comment.
But I understand, she's great.
She has to be great to put up with you Bert.
Yeah, she's the whole reason I'm out here.
Oh really?
Yeah, she wanted me to get off the road,
slow down the grind and get..
Naked with two fucking comedians in the fucking woods.
She didn't know about that, I got naked with Ms. Pat too.
I didn't know about this.
You got naked with Ms. Pat?
Yeah.
She saw my dick and called it a chicken leg.
Oh, a raw, not even a cooked chicken leg.
A raw chicken leg.
No, I saw your penis.
It looks like a fat thumb.
Alright, let's go.
Cheers to the end of our friendship.