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- (Vince) Today you'll be eating...
- Oh no. - (Vince) ...this.
- (nervously) No. No!
What is it?
- Oh, what's-- I'm scared.
(gasps) Oh, it's canned.
- What could possibly be in it?
It better not be more testicles, that's for sure.
- You don't give me a label,
how am I supposed to know what it is?
- We have this bowl thing right here.
You might have to dump it in. It might be soupy.
I'm honestly a little scared.
- Oh, it's heavy.
(contents sloshing) Oh!
(sloshing) - (groans in disgust)
- Is this, like, a whole turkey in here?
What do you got in here? (sloshes)
- I was watching Chopped one day.
They had a challenge
where one of the ingredients was canned chicken.
And that's what this is reminding me of.
- (Vince) Why don't you open it up and pour out the contents
to see what it is? - (reluctantly) Oh, god. Okay.
- Dude, okay.
How do I even use one of these?
(can opener connects) - Got it, guys. We're good.
Yep. So how's you guys' day going?
- It's like Christmas. "Hey, Ethan, open your can.
Let's see what Santa brought you this year."
(can opener clicking) - (grunts)
Oh, I can't. Oh my god, no.
It smells so bad! It smells so bad!
- (whimpering) Oh god.
Oh shit.
- Smells like chicken broth.
Or chicken noodle soup, maybe.
Chicken noodle soup looks a little weird... if that's this.
- Aah!
- Oh, come on, man!
(screams)
- Oh!-kay. (chuckling) I wasn't that far off.
- (gasps loudly) It is the whole chicken!
- Oh, canned chicken. All right. I think I can work with this.
- That's a whole chicken. Really? Damn.
- I've never had anything like this. Yeah, this is gross.
- (Vince) Time to try it. - God damn it. It's not--
Oh no! No, no, no, no. Nonononononononono.
- (sulkily) No.
I'm really sorry I dropped this.
You guys don't have to make me eat it like this.
- Bon appétit.
(sniffs)
Tastes like chicken.
- Uh... oh.
I'm looking for the breast meat.
Mm.
- Light meat or dark meat? Which should I go for here?
Tastes like chicken.
- (retches)
This is like super salty-ass chicken.
- Oh god, I can't do this.
It's chicken.
I don't know why I would ever eat it like this.
- Find a good spot. Let me start right-- yeah, let's go in here.
Yeah.
At first, it's a little nasty. It's a little salty though.
(smacks) But tastes like chicken.
- Ready? Ugh.
(whimpers) Agh, it touched my lip. Eww!
(whimpers in disgust)
It's not that bad.
- (sighs deeply)
Okay.
It definitely looks and smells worse
than I thought it was gonna taste.
I guess if I was starving, I would eat this.
- They could've used in this on the Oregon Trail.
"Hey, we're gonna starve to death.
Just bring out the [bleep] bird in a can."
- I really want to know what this liquid is.
Preservative juice?
That can't be good for you.
- It looks like you guys went into the street,
and you're like, "Oh, something just got hit right there.
Let's put it in a can and then put it in front of the reactors
and have them eat it."
- (Vince) You just tried a full canned chicken.
- Ugh. (shuddering groan) Never again.
- That's weird.
- Who eats this stuff? Seriously.
- I did not know that existed.
That's a little weird that that exists.
- I've only heard of canned chicken noodle soup.
It's definitely not this.
- (Vince) The chicken is already fully cooked
and can be eaten out of the can.
But obviously, people usually prepare it in various ways.
- Okay.
Is this sold in this country?
- I can't see myself going to the grocery store
and being like, (gawkily) "Oh wow, this looks so dank."
- Zombie apocalypse, you know.
You never know what's gonna happen.
You need to have this stuff stored in your pantry in the garage.
- There's just no way in hell
if I tried to serve this to my own kids at home
that they would ever, ever, ever
want to eat anything I made again.
- One of my favorite things to make is Buffalo chicken dip.
So this, some Buffalo sauce, some cream cheese,
a little cheddar. It would come out all right.
- (Vince) Lastly, do you recommend
that people tried whole canned chicken?
- Yeah, try it. It's pretty good.
- Don't try it, please.
- Go for it. I mean, you can make something decent out of this.
- Yeah, I recommend it.
Take off the chicken and wash it
and maybe use the chicken to make chicken tostadas
or taquitos maybe.
- No!
I tried it for you, people of the internet.
- I'm gonna say you probably want to pass.
It's just not an appetizing experience.
- Sure.
Next time my son does something obnoxious,
this is what I'm gonna send-- (snickers)
this is what I'm gonna give him to eat.
- It's good. Give it a try.
You just gotta clean it up a little bit,
and you could fool anybody easily. (chuckles)
Kids especially and husbands. (chuckles)
- Thanks for watching us eat canned chicken on the React channel.
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- Bye, y'all. What the cluck did I just eat?
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