JOHN, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M EXCITED ABOUT?
YOU KNOW I LOVE SPORTS TRIVIA -- I LOVE SPORTS TRIVIA.
>> Jon: YOU LOVE SPORTS TRIVIA.
>> Stephen: HERE'S SOME SPORTS TRIVIA FOR YOU.
THIS SAWN DAY, SUPER BOWL.
NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT.
IT'S THE BIGGEST GAME IN MEN'S FOOTBALL.
>> Jon: THE SAINTS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE.
>> Stephen: YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT, MY FRIEND.
BECAUSE IT'S ON CBS, HERE'S THE THING, I WILL ACTUALLY BE DOING
A SPECIAL SUNDAY NIGHT EPISODE OF "THE LATE SHOW" AFTER THE
GAME THAT NIGHT.
WE GOT CONAN O'BRIEN IS GOING TO BE HERE, OUR GOOD FRIEND STEVE
CARELL IS GOING TO MAKE A SPECIAL APPEARANCE, MR. JAMES
TAYLOR WILL BE PERFORMING THAT NIGHT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) A WHOLE BUNCH OF SURPRISES.
YOU'VE GOT TO TUNE IN TO WIN.
JUST MY WAY OF PITCHING IN AND, HOPEFULLY, GETTING SOME PEOPLE
TO WATCH THE SUPER BOWL.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Jon: YEAH.
>> Stephen: DRIVING THE TUNE-IN TO THE GAME.
OF COURSE, PEOPLE AROUND HERE ARE VERY EXCITED FOR THE GAME.
IT FEELS LIKE EVERYONE ON MY STAFF WISHES THEY COULD ASK THE
PLAYERS JUST ONE QUESTION.
SO, I DECIDED TO LET THEM DO THAT.
THIS IS "THE LATE SHOW'S" "JUST ONE QUESTION -- SUPER BOWL
EDITION."
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>> SO WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST THOUGHT WHEN YOU FOUND OUT YOU
WERE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL?
>> MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS, I HOPE WE GET A LOT OF TICKETS BECAUSE
I HAVE A BIG FAMILY.
>> IF YOU WIN THE SUPER BOWL, ARE YOU GOING TO DISNEYLAND?
>> OH, MAN, I'M BANNED FOR LIFE BECAUSE I GOT TOO EXCITED ON THE
PIRATES OF CARIBBEAN RIDE.
I TRIED TO FIGHT THE SKELETONS BECAUSE THEY WASN'T ABOUT TO DO
MY BOY JACK SPARROW LIKE THAT.
>> DO YOU HAVE NICKNAMES FOR YOUR COACH?
>> YEAH.
WHAT?
E CALL HIM COACH.
YOU KNOW HIS REAL NAME'S NOT COACH, RIGHT.
>> THAT MAKES SENSE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> THROW ME THE BALL.
I'M ONLY.
>> YOU SURE?
EAH, COME ON, HIT ME.
ALL RIGHT.
WHOO!
DID IT!
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, WOO-HOO!
>> HEY, HOW MUCH CAN YOU BENCH?
LIFTING WEIGHTS OR FEEDING BIRDS?
IF I SIT ON THE PARK BENCH I CAN FEED BIRDS ALL DAY WITHOUT
GETTING TIRED.
THEY'RE LIKE NATURE'S FRIENDS.
( LAUGHTER ) >> DO YOU EVER GET SICK OF
PEOPLE ASKING YOU TO TAKE SELFIES WITH THEM?
>> NOT REALLY.
IT'S ACTUALLY A NICE WAY TO -- >> GREAT, LET'S DO THIS!
( LAUGHTER ) >> DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR
YOUR LIFE AFTER FOOTBALL?
>> YEAH AFTER FOOTBALL I'M GOING TO PLAY BASEBALL AND, AFTER
BASEBALL I'M GOING TO PLAY HAMLET.
ALAS POOR YORIK!
I KNEW HIM, HORATIO, A FELLOW OF INFINITE JEST, OF MOST EXCELLENT
FANCY!
>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IN THE HALL OF FAME?
>> YES, BUT NOT FOR FOOTBALL.
FOR POKER.
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>> HI, FOOTBALL PLAYER.
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED, HOW DO YOU DECIDE THE NUMBERS ON
YOUR JERSEYS?
>> SIMPLE, IT'S BASED ON THE NUMBER OF CUPCAKESSICS EAT UNDER
A MINUTE.
>> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
O BE OR NOT TO BE, THAT IS THE QUESTION.
WHETHER IT IS NOBODILER IN THE MIND TO SUFFER THE SLINGS AND
ARROWS OF OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE OR TO TAKE ARMS AGAINST A SEA OF
TROUBLES AND BY OPPOSING END THEM.
>> ARE YOU WORRIED SOMEONE WILL ONLY LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A
FAMOUS, MUSCULAR ATHLETE?
>> THAT'S FINE WITH ME.
( LAUGHTER ) >> LET ME ASK YOU THIS, ARE
THERE ANY PRODUCT ENDORSEMENTS YOU'VE HAD TO TURN DOWN?
>> JUST ONE.
ANDICOT'S PUPPY METH.
WHEN YOU WANT TO GIVE METH TO YOUR PUPPY.
NOW I'M ALONE.
WHAT A ROGUE AND PEASANT SLAVE AM I BUT IN A DREAM OF PASSION
COULD FORCE HIS SOUL TO HIS OWN CONCEIT.
>> WHAT IS THE HARDEST PART OF YOUR JOB?
>> TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH END OF THE FOOTBALL IS THE FRONT
AND WHICH END IS THE BACK.
I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS THING!
>> THIS IS THE FRONT.
WHAT MAKES THAT THE FRONT.
BECAUSE THIS IS THE BACK.
CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU'RE BRINGING LOS ANGELES TO THE SUPER BOWL FOR THE FIRST
TIME SINCE 1980, SO I'VE GOT TO ASK YOU, WHO'S GOING TO WIN THE
BACHELOR THIS YEAR?
>> WELL, LOOK, HANNAH G. IS DOING BETTER THAN HANNAH B.
SHE'S SITTING PRETTY BUT COLLIN DIDN'T TAKE HER ON ANY DATES
LAST WEEK BUT I SAY IT'S ALSO CASSIE.
SO I DON'T KNOW.
>> HOW NOBLE IN REASON, INFINITE IN FACULTY, HOW EXPRESS AND
ADMIRABLE IN ACTION HOW LIKE AN ANGEL IN APPREHENSION, HOW LIKE
A GOD.
THE REST IS SILENCE.
OH, OH, OH.
( LAUGHTER ) ♪