Sup, y'all? I'm Sam Jay, this is Ronny Chieng.
-Yo. -And you are watching Playback.
The show where I watch comedy with comedians.
This is like us watching, like, our school...
high school report cards.
'Cause I wouldn't do it.
All right, let's break this down.
Yeah.
It's like we're watching game tape now.
Oh, shit!
-Fuck! -Look at those sleeves, buddy.
Couldn't find a shirt that fit.
People on Facebook are so fucking stupid.
-Dude, they are so stupid. -I like the jump-off.
Those stupid idiots complain about
privacy issues on Facebook.
"Oh, my God, there's no privacy on Facebook!
Facebook just keeps taking all the data
which I keep uploading to it. Oh, my God."
I feel like this is 2013 or 2014.
I go by those shoes, and I would say it's 1987.
Come on, man. Those are Kobes!
I don't trust anyone that wears, like, Kobes out and about.
You're wearing Jordans right now!
Yes! This have been decided as, proper, like, street... fashion.
-Who decided that? -The world. And black people.
Black people, who kind of set the tone.
Yeah, they want that photo of you lying on the beach,
your legs in the sand. Right?
Or that photo of your cappuccino next to your notepad
because that's how you start your mornings.
All right, oh...
At the time, this was a huge deal to get this gig.
This was probably material I worked on for a year.
-You worked on that for a year? -Yeah.
OK. Thanks, Sam.
Are we discussing the artistic process,
or is this Sam just crushing all our sets?
Can we pull up Sam's first Just For Laughs?
This is one-way abuse right now.
Please, do not do that.
Do you want a drink? Dude, you all right?
Yes, can I have a drink, please?
For sure. Do you still have Facebook?
Yeah, I do. Everyone's complaining
about Facebook taking your data.
The joke is: why do you care?
What are you doing that's so important
that you think Facebook wants to take your data?
-Right. -It is a useful platform
for staying in touch with family and friends.
It is good for, like,
staying in touch with your aunties and stuff.
-Yeah. -Which is why I'm not on it.
Can I have some pineapple with this tequila?
It's, like, pure tequila.
I'll drink this one.
That is way too strong.
That's normal?
That's not strong.
-Dude, am I...? Am I? -You're a pussy.
I'm a pussy.
In fact, could I just get a pineapple juice? Thanks.
-Yeah, on ice? For sure. -Thanks, yeah.
When did a taxi ride to the airport
start to cost more than the flight?
No!
Can someone please explain to me how it's now cheaper
to fly through the sky,
than it is to sit through rush hour traffic?
Doesn't make any sense.
Still holds up.
I blame the budget airlines.
That's right you stupid, low-cost budget airlines,
in the stupid no-frills culture.
No-frills.
No-frills, man. You don't need frills.
What, are you high maintenance? No-frills.
No-frills. Basics. No perks. No-frills.
Frills, no. None, no.
I feel like that's where
you were having the most fun in the joke.
It's like those little pieces where you just get to, like,
pile on the tags...
Yeah. Yeah, I think I actually, I forgot what I was saying.
I had to keep repeating myself to remember the next line.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I totally knew that's what was happening.
I was like, "He doesn't know where the next beat is."
Dude, they're just trying to get the price low enough
to where you don't care about dying.
That's all that is.
Like, would you fly AirAsia?
No.
Fifty dollars to London.
All right, I'll roll the dice.
Yeah, I'll roll the dice.
That sounds like a bargain to me, I'll roll the dice.
Despite the fact there's absolutely no way you can afford
to pay for the maintenance of this aircraft...
based on the $50 fare per person,
but whatever, it's just my life. Let's do it.
So, every comedian has an airplane joke.
Yeah, I got one now and...
And that's OK, right?
I... I think it's fine.
You can make anything hack or not.
But to say you can't...
"No one can talk about airplanes."
-It's, like, "What?" -I agree.
You make it your own experience.
-Right. -You make it your own, and yeah.
I feel like we're all gearing up
for the greatest war of our generation.
Right?
-iPhone versus Android. -Yeah.
Or just use what you want and shut up about it.
Who cares what phone you use?
It's not like hating on someone else's phone is gonna,
like, make your phone better.
"Look at my Android just getting stronger with the hate.
Look at this, it's like the dark side of the Force,
just unlocking new abilities... The iPhone sucks!
Rise Android, rise!"
Do you think you could ever go to an Android?
No. Hell, no.
I don't think so either.
I mean, I'm never gonna not have an iPhone
because the green text boxes look poor.
And I don't wanna look poor.
Yo, how genius is that green and blue text box...
Apple's smart that they did that, 'cause it does...
Like, when someone is in the group chat with a green...
I'm, like...
I don't want it there,
and I don't want them in the chat.
Who are you? What is that?
Yeah, why are you here?
-You have to make a new group... -Right.
-Without that... -Without you.
-Yeah. -Because you're totally
messing up the quality of this chat.
Hey, listen, you guys have been great, thanks for listening.
I'll see you guys later.
Do you have any... any tips for me?
I just wish you would of put on better pants.
-That's it. I thought... -It was plain black pants!
Other than that, it was great.
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