Don't feel bad, Lori.
You sold almost as many cookies as Carol.
Oh don't feel bad, Lori.
You got almost as many votes as Carol.
Yay Lori, you got way more points than Carol.
Thanks Lenny, but let me explain golf scoring, again.
Try to have a little patience with Lily, kids,
she'll stop crying when she's ready.
I guess you're right, we'll just learn to live with it.
Ugh, speak for yourself.
Yes, your caterwauling is unbearable.
We need a plan.
-I got it! -Leaving is not a plan.
No, Fenton the feel better Fox.
My favorite toy when I was a baby, he always cheered me up.
Look what came in the mail,
the Fairway Golf University course catalog!
What courses should I take, Dad?
Biochemistry and bogeys or sand traps and sociology?
Oh, yikes, both textbooks are a hundred bucks.
Which shirt should I wear Daddy, the banana or the kitten?
What did you do to chef Pat?
Uh, whoa! Hi to you guys too.
She's holding a grudge against the Louds,
and it's making our lunch period miserable.
Chef Pat, I didn't--oh, wait.
I just remembered, it was the first day of middle school.
I had just gotten a brand new cell phone.
[yelling]
[trembling]
Uh, this is bad, real bad.
Hey, Dad, could you help me with my social studies homework?
Sorry son, it'll have to wait.
It's throwback Thursday, and I have to post some pics,
and post!
[screaming]
What did you do?
How could you post a picture from my awkward stage?
Ooh, five likes already!
Maybe it'll start trending!
[screaming]
Don't be embarrassed, Lori.
Everyone posts old photos like that, they're harmless.
And post!
Oh yeah, then maybe you'd like to see Dad's latest post.
Hashtag potty champ? Hashtag Linky made a stinky?
So cute, I'll post this next TBT.
Uh what is going on?
-Lori! -What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
I'm sorry you have to find out this way.
Bobby's been cheating on you.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about this!
Care to explain?
Sure.
That's my coworker, Dana, from the department store.
She was helping me pick out the dress
and earrings I bought Lori.
That's Monica from my tour guide job, she was showing me
the most romantic spots to take Lori to.
And that's Pam for my dry cleaning job.
She was fitting me for a tux.
Oh and that's Darren.
I met him on the bus. He was teaching me how to dance.
And in case you were wondering, Clyde's neighbor is Terry,
my co-worker at the pizzeria.
She taught me how to order in Italian Mandarin.
Oh wow,
so I guess we were really wrong about the dog.
Sorry, you guys.
We got a little ahead of ourselves.
Well, you did almost literally ruin our anniversary.
I ought to beat every one of you.
But I appreciate all of you looking out for me.
So you're not mad?
Ahem!
I hate to break up this love fest.
But how do you intend to pay for my linguine dim sum?
You're what?
Believe me, it's not my idea.
Well, did you tell your family you don't want to?
They're not going to listen to me.
-It's ten against one. -I've been there before.
Well, don't worry, you've called the right person.
I know, put Lori on.
Hey Ronnie Ann what's up? You're what?
I need you to do a makeover.
Oh, finally, we'll start by throwing out.
all of these clothes, I usually donate,
but nobody is going to want these.
Not me, her!
Oh, didn't mean that, you have just a really unique look.
It's sort of rugged, yet--
Dude, move on.
[whistling]
We're leaving, but Ms. Casa Grande is baking a cake.
Lincoln, I literally just lost my boyfriend.
Do you really want to argue with me right now?
Babe, where are you going?
What do you care?
Why don't you just go back to your precious Bodega?
You obviously care about it more than you care about me!
[crying hysterically]
I'm just going to go help Mrs. Casa Grande with the frosting.
[crying hysterically]
Lincoln, what's happening out there?
I don't know, but it was too much drama for me.
Wait a minute, they're hugging.
And Lori's smiling.
She must have finally convinced him, yes!
Thank you thank you thank you, I knew we could do this.
I'll go pack up my stuff.
-Uh, actually. -What?
I know I came here to convince Bobby not to move,
but after talking to him, I think he should stay.
After he totally forgot about you?
But he didn't, he's actually been thinking really hard
about how we can make this work.
We'll only be apart for a year,
and then we can both go to the college here
where your Uncle Carlos teaches.
Well, that's great for you guys, but what about me, Lincoln?
Come on, help me out here.
I don't know, Ronnie Ann,
I think your family's pretty awesome.
I mean, who can make a cake like this?
Ugh, Lori, you're so lucky you get your own room.
Bathroom's all set.
Go easy on her at first.
No heavy meals.
Oh, I can't believe it,
our first little bird is leaving the nest.
I said I wouldn't cry!
You guys, I'm only 20 feet from the house
and you can visit anytime you want, but call first.
Parents, am I right?
So what are we doing tonight?
I'll see you tomorrow.
Alone at last.
Ah, this is literally amazing.
Well, must be about bedtime.
Ugh, 100 people live here
and no one answers the door?
Hi, Boo Boo Bear, oh cute tux.
It goes great with my side salad scarf.
Come on babe, no time to waste.
Oh, I love this new take charge attitude.
Wait, where are we going? Gus's is that way.
Surprise! I'm gonna take you
to the best pizza place in the city!
Nothing's too good for my little garlic knot.
Aww!
Why don't you grab us a table while I park the van?
B-R-B-B!
Be right back, what's the extra B for?
Babe!
Awww!
Ugh, I guess it's time to say goodbye.
Aww guys, bring it in for a--
Okay guys, come on,
your big sister needs to get on the road.
And this isn't good bye,
it's just see you later.
Well champ, put her there!
Honey, let go!
Don't go! Don't go!
Boo Boo Bear, I'm finally here!
Look, it's my floor, yee!
[shushing]
But I was just--
Quiet floor, silence at all times?
I'll literally never survive.
[shushing]
Come on, pick up, pick up, Lenny!
You won't believe--wait,
why are you still in your bathrobe?
Didn't school start like five hours ago?
Well, yeah, but I couldn't go, you never said what to wear.
Now how about this fit and flare dress?
[crying]
OMGosh, is the dress that bad?
No, I'm stuck on the quiet floor!
and everyone hates me!
[shushing]
I'm trying, okay?!?
With that terrible tee shot,
a redo was requested and thus was created the mulligan.
-Oh my word! -Sorry!
Lenny, I can't talk., I'm in class.
Lori, please!
You've got this!
Huh?
Fine, but if I get a call from someone
named Boo Boo Bear, I'm gonna need that back.
It all comes down to this.
Everything rests on the shoulders
of Lori Loud, can a freshman with zero
tournament experience win it for Fairway?
[nervous laughter]
[crowd gasps]
I just jinxed her didn't I?
Come on, Loud.
You can do this.
Ugh, how am I supposed to make
the shot with the sun in my eyes?
She did it!
It's a miracle shot.
Fairway wins the Petoskey!
The glory loud will be allowed to show her face
around campus without shame!
Huh?
Thank you, Shanks.
[cheering]
I've got spirit, yes yes it's true,
let's give it up for Fairway U!
Sigh, I don't think Boris is coming home with us.