- Here at BuzzFeed we do a lot of stuff
that deals with body image
but we don't do a lot of stuff
that deals with male body image.
And I happen to know that most guys
are self-conscious about their hair.
So today I'm gonna walk around
and ask the guys of BuzzFeed if they like their own hair.
(gentle guitar music)
- Do you like your own hair?
- No, I hate my hair.
- What person in the office, if you could have their hair
who would it be?
- I want somebody with like super thick
beautiful, gorgeous hair.
I want Shane's hair.
- Shane's hair.
What's going on, Shane?
First off, do you like your own hair?
- Uh, no.
- Well, Steve said he would like your hair.
- Steve would like my hair?
- Yeah.
- If I don't like keep it back
it just hangs in my face.
- What person in the office, if you could
have their hair, who would it be?
- Quite honestly, I like Branden's hair.
- Are you serious?
Why?
- Because look at it, it's just got it's own thing going on.
- Branden, do you like your own hair?
- No, I hate my hair!
I dunno, Zach Gibson has some pretty nice hair.
- Actually yeah, I really do like my own hair.
- Wow, this is the first one we've gotten!
- People don't like their hair?
- Yeah, I think it's a well-kept secret
that all guys don't like their own hair.
- I think I think about my hair like three times a day.
Colin's looking good, I'm gonna go with Colin's hair
yeah, he's got a good haircut right now.
- My hair's alright.
I think about my hair more than I would ever care to admit
I think you've got pretty sexy hair, Ryan.
- Thanks man!
(Ryan laughs)
- Chris Guerrero also has nice hair
- In general would you say you're self conscious
about your hair, more so than people would think?
- Yeah for sure.
I actually really like Adam's hair.
- Adam I have one question for you
I just wanna ask, do you like your hair?
(laughs)
I don't think Adam wants to play this
so we're just going to skip.
- All guy's hair is just pretty basic and boring
Justin Tan has a pretty cool hairstyle.
- Uh, it's alright, my own hair's alright
- What do you mean by alright?
- It's kinda like yours, and yours isn't that great, so
- So your hair, by that rule, is not that great.
He tried to make it an insult about me
but really insulted himself, anyways..
- Mister Zach Evans has great hair
- I thought every guy loved his own hair
I'm shocked right now
- I am very self conscious about it
I have like a cow lick right here in the back
Oh, I'd have Eugene's hair, like easy money!
- Eugene, Eugene has nice hair.
- Eugene has amazing hair.
- I'm sure a lot of people have said Eugene
but I couldn't rock a hairstyle like Eugene can.
- So let's stop messing around
let's go to the man, the god himself, let's find Eugene.
- Yeah I'm self-conscious about my hair, for sure
yeah, especially if you see anyone with styled anything
it implies a certain amount of self-consciousness right?
Because you're putting time and effort and thought
into making yourself look presentable.
- You just dropped a major truth bomb on me
I think I need to go sit in a chair
for a couple minutes and digest that.
- If I could have anyone's hair in this office
it would be Quinta Brunson's.
- Alright, so there you have it.
Every guy in there is self-conscious
about his own hair, no matter how great
his hair is according to other guys
including myself.
So now that the secret's out, let's enjoy
this terrifying montage of everybody
photoshipped with the hair that they wanted.
(suspenseful music)
- If you could have somebody's hair in this office, who would it be?
It wouldn't happen to be me, it could be me
you could say that if you want.
- Oh, a guy?
- You could, yeah
- Oh no, I'm sticking with Quinta.
- Alright, well, you could've said me there
but it's all good
(Eugene laughs)
I know you wanted to say it in your heart.