Wrestling isn't fake, It's real!
Shut Up!
Welcome back to WEW! World Extreme Wrestling!
We got some heavy hitters for you tonight, so strap in your butts and get ready for a rockin' good show!
Hey, good to meet you Jim! Sorry I'm late...
So you're Roger, the new announcer, huh?
Just keep your energy up and roll with the punches.
I see what you did there
Shut the f**k up
Okay
And out first challenger of the evening is Frank "The Fister Phillips"
Straight out of his third retirement and fifth divorce
He's back ready to fist his way to the top
*Screaming*
*Applause*
And here comes the challenger, ready to keep that fist in the bottom
Oh, wow! It's "The Danny's Man Slammer"
Sponsored by Danny's
Danny's, it's food?
Woohoo! Come on, come on! I can't hear you!
Looks like someone wants to get fisted!
Hey, Frank, it looks like you qualified for the senior discount!
BOOM! Hahaha!
Yeah! ha ha You're f**king old! Hahaha!
And HERE, WE, GO!
Three! Two!
Oh my god! It's a surprise challenger!
You thought he only existed online, but here he is, in the flesh!
That's right Jim, it's the Menenist, the men's rights activist.
The gender wage gap's a myth!
You can expect the Menenist to get this fight done quick so he can take his true fight back to the sad parts of Reddit.
And the Menenist bows to his adversary as is the creed of the samurai.
THREE,TWO!
OH MY F*** IT CAN'T BE!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT JIM, we have another challenger here people
it is the Dannys randomly selected fan of the night:CHAD
Now to make things fair! Chad has now been injected with a cocktail of human brockomone steroids and pcp
That's right jim! If Chad wins
Chad will receive Danny's Man Slam
At any participating Danny's resteraunt
DANNY'S BADA BAPA BA!
Don't look at our Yelp reviews!
aaaand hee wee GWAAAAAA!?!?!?!?
OHHH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!
Making his way onto the stage it's
none other than a Creepy Red Ball
*grunting*
HOLY MACKREL
Chad just BOOTED that thing right outta the arena
WHAT AN UPSET
Chad is well on his way to that free Danny's Man Slam
faster than you can say food poisioning
indused diarrhea
WAIIT
OHHHH MY GAWWWD!!!
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN WRESTLING HISTORY
IT'S A GHOST!!!
AND HE LOOKS BIG!!
oh he does
this wrestling match went from good to fantastic
that's right jim i cannot wait to see
this ghost kick some mortal ass
OH MAH GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!
ENTERING THE RING AND
THE WRESTLING HISTORY BOOKS IT'S
me??
ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
WHO'S READY??!?!?!?
(to jim) uhh jim is that is that really me?
yes don't stop announcing or you'll lose your job
okayy *clears throat*
well i'm making my way toward the ring
i gotta tell you a little bit more
confidently then i should considering
i have absolutely no combat skills what-so-ever
yeah that's right roger
i gotta be real honest with you out there
in that ring you really like a
malnourished child compared to those buff man
NOW BEFORE I BEG-
*airhorns*
OH! and he's been hit by the inturrupter
CLASSIC!
YEAH!
truly suprising
*thump*
EYY GUYS LETS KICK HIS ASS!!
and it appears Roger is getting shown no mercy
this is a truthfully mindblowing turn of events
here's i feel every hit as it is happening to me
ONLY AT WEW World Extreme Wrestling
Brought to you by Danny's "Danny's Please.Just eat it"
*thump* OHHHHHH!!!! MABBA JABBA
IT APPEARS ROGER HAS BEEN DEFEATED AT WORLD EXTREME WRESTLING
Help. I need help.
WELL FEAR NOT DEAR ROGER FOR THE MEDIC IS HERE!!
ohh he-
oooh!
well!
RAAAA!!
OHHHHH AND HE'S DONE IT!!!
The Medic claims another victim!!
WRESTLE IN PEACE DEAR ROGER!!
what's happening to me?
if you die in the ring you die in real life
*thump*
AND IT LOOKS LIKE ALL THE WRESTLERS
ARE READY TO GO!!
*the wrestlers make noises*
hey, good to meet you jim sorry i'm late
ohh so you're boger!
the new announcer huh?
yeah.
well buckle up this is the real deal
just keep your- OH MY GAWD!!
ANOTHER WRESTLER!?!?!?
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