- So I don't about you guys, but I find the whole experience
of going to the doctors a complete nightmare
even if it's just going for a checkup.
So firstly, you actually have to make an appointment,
which goes something a little bit like this.
(phone ringing)
Hello, doctor/surgery reception how may I help you?
Oh, hi, is it possible for me to make an appointment
today with the Doctor please.
Okay I'm afraid that we're actually already fully booked
for appointments today; would you mind calling back
at 8:30 in the morning?
Oh, uh okay sure, thanks, bye.
Now this is fine, I'm completely aware of how
busy doctor/surgeries can get, but when you literally tell
all of your patients to call back at exactly the same time,
well, I'm pretty sure you can guess what happens.
(busy tone)
- [Recording] The line is engaged, please call back later.
The line is engaged, please call back later.
- So eventually you manage to book an appointment.
(children cheer)
- When you arrive at the doctors the receptionist then
requests that you go sit in the waiting room.
The waiting room of doom!
Seriously though, why is it wherever you sit,
even in a completely empty waiting room,
someone will come in with an infectious, germy cough thing
and they will sit right next to you: go away, I don't want
to sit next to you, you could have sat on the complete
opposite end of the room, but no you want to share
your germs with me, that...
no!
I actually find waiting rooms really really creepy
because they're so quiet except for the disgusting,
snotty, coughing people and there is absolutely nothing
to do, there's magazines, they're for everyone,
but hey ho, there from like 2004, who wants to read old
magazines, oh, no one.
Then finally it's your turn,
a doctor comes out, calls your name, they guide you
back to their office and they ask you to take a seat.
So how can I help you today Cherry?
Oh, um, yesterday I was walking down the stairs,
and I sprained my ankle, it really really hurts to walk on,
um I was wondering if there was anything you could give me.
Now this is the part where you expect them to just hand
you a prescription so you can go and get on with the rest
of your day, but oh no no no no no...
no, they start asking questions.
Hmmm....
Okay so may I ask how sexually active you are.
- [Voiceover] What's that got to do with a sprained ankle?
- And how often do you poo a day?
Seriously do you expect us to keep a chart or something?
(flatus sound)
And if you're really really unlucky the doctor will
then proceed to ask you to go and take a urine sample.
Okay Cherry, I just need to take a urine sample
the loo is down the left on the corridor, I need you to
pee into this for me.
Uhh....
Okay.
Now there's this awkward moment where you eventually
find the bathroom, you sit down you take out your little
test tube, which by the way is extremely hard to aim into
if you're a female, and then this happens;
okay.
- [Voiceover] Come on, pee, think of waterfalls.
Come on, you literally just need to do a little bit.
Pssst, waves...
Come on.
Ugh, it's just not happening.
- Seriously I can never pee on demand!
It's like my body just forgets how to do it!
So the last thing that I find really awkward at the doctors
is when they take your blood pressure.
Now if you've never had your blood pressure taken
before it's like a little sleeve that they put onto your arm
and when they press the button it tightens,
now during this process you're not allowed to laugh,
you're not allowed to talk, you're not allowed
to do anything, you have to pretend like you're dead
for about two minutes.
Now the tricky thing about this is, I'm one of those
people that when you're told not to laugh,
or not to do anything, I can't help it.
Okay Cherry so I'm just gonna quickly have to take your
blood pressure, which is a quick procedure where I
put the cuff around your arm, I need you to
sit very very still, very quiet, no laughing if possible
and yeah it's just so we can get accurate readings, okay.
(laughing)
Owe!
Owe wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh!
Owe, ooh, okay,
owe, oh guys.
Seriously though, so much awkwardness it make me
never want to go to the doctors, like ever.
Let me know about your experiences with the doctors,
do you guys hate it as much as I do, let me know
down in the comments.
Also quickly before I go, I would like to firstly thank you
so much for subscribing, because I hit 120,000 subscribers
the other night (children cheer)
and that's just crazy, and I will see you next time, bye.
Then information is in the doobely...(car horn)
Thanks for ruining it you stupid butt hole.
Ah!
So firstly you've got to actually get around to making
an appointment, la la la la la la la la.
First off you've actually got to get around to
making appoint....
la ha la ha la ha....
I can't talk today.
Firstly you've actually got to get around to making an
appoint-ment, appoint, ha; who invented the word
appointment, Jesus Christ.
So first off you've actually got maken an, bla la la.
Actually got to maken an appointment, bla la la la la.
How many time?
Firstly actually have to maken an pul-la la la la
see happened again.
I want to kill myself.