- I asked for the wine but.
- No wine.
- Probably because you're a teen and I'm a teacher.
We can't have the title, Teachers Corrupt Young Teens.
That's a different kind of website.
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- Hi, I'm Madison and I'm a senior in high school.
- Hey, my name's Ted and I'm a teacher.
- My name is Tselane and I'm a science teacher.
- Hi my name is Bryant and I'm a teen.
- We're going to swap snacks.
- Oh yeah. - Yeah.
- I really don't know what you would have,
(laughing) - some Sour Patch Kids.
- I feel like they're gonna be like apples and stuff.
- I feel like you have a very refined palette,
I feel like, something like to have with wine (laughs)
- Ohh the wine part, you got that.
- There's gonna be a lot of
sugary processed foods.
- How could you tell?
- They usually have, like full meals,
while us students have all the snacks (laughs).
- Not sure what exactly we'll be seeing
but let's get to snacking.
- Let's do it. (fingers snapping)
- I have raspberries and strawberries.
I would just put this in like a plastic bag
and then like eat it in the car.
- I chose Takis because most of the time
I'm actually not awake in the morning.
- Usually I like a full like fresh mango
but when you're at school, - Yeah, same.
- You don't have time for that.
- I chose these roasted seaweed snacks
because in the morning I like to eat something light.
- Try mine
- Here
- Definitely can eat some strawberries.
- These are a lot of Takis.
- That's a lot.
- I don't eat a lot of dried fruit
but it takes like candy.
- Thank you for reminding me of how much I love it.
- You're welcome.
I am a teacher.
- I'm really not surprised with this,
she looks like a fresh fruit. (laughing)
- And I'm definitely a dried
meal (laughs). - (laughing) No.
No.
- A Cheeto and a Dorito had like a illicit affair
in Alantic City one weekend.
- I would definitely swap this.
- At home I would eat this anyway so it's perfect.
- Would I swap this snack?
Absolutely not.
I say that as I'm still eating them.
- I would swap this snack,
I do enjoy seaweed.
- So this is pretty good.
Wanna do next one?
- All right so let talk more about lunch time snacks.
- These are also like my study snack.
- I chose cheese and crackers,
you got some proteins, you got some fats, some grains.
- Well this has zero carbs, okay.
- I chose Welch's Fruit Snacks.
- What are they made out of?
- Like, well,
no pork but like what part? - Pig skin (laughs).
- Oh pig skin.
- I always tend to scoot right on past the normal
natural fruit and go right for the
artificial processed ones.
How many are, they're like four
in each package. (laughing)
- All the crankling noises.
- Smells like potato chips.
- I'm enjoying it but you know,
I'm a guy on the move.
(laughs) What is so funny?
- You just whip out like your crackers and cheese and like
all right like let's go? - Uh huh
- I would have this at a party too.
- Everything at at party
is acceptable. - Everything at a party.
- And this is would be like
a nice like once a year snack for me (laughs)
- Once a year?
- I'm definitely gonna keep mine.
I'm not going back.
- Yeah I'm gonna keep mine too.
- I ate this entire bag
in like 15 seconds.
(fingers snapping)
- One the go.
- Pocky's very popular in like,
you know Asian culture
so people will call me out on this a a lot (laughs).
- Feeling a little peckish,
what do I go for?
Sugary sweet almonds.
- I brought Goldfish.
It's a classic cheese snack.
- And I drink a lot of wine
so this definitely (laughing)
goes with my wine
- Here you go.
Have some of that. - Oh yeah.
Here let me help you with this one.
- Yeah, thank you.
- Here you go.
- This is really salty.
- Why, it's upsetting to you?
- I'm just in like,
like in my own world of disgust right now.
- I don't hate it.
Hate is a strong word. - And this is too sweet.
- And this is too salty. - I'll take it back.
- Take it, take it. - Let's swap.
- Oh my God. - Yeah, okay.
- Wow.
- Definitely sticking with mine.
- Yeah I'm definitely gonna stick with this (laughs)
- But I did like your other snacks.
- It was really nice to go back to my childhood,
with the Goldfish and the fruit snacks.
- And your best friend.
- And my new best
friend, Byrant. - Yeah.
- We're definitely different.
I'm very sweet and you're very salty.
- No.
- Not in personality though, you're very sweet, personally.
- Evil.
- Looking back at the past I can respect it
but still happy to be here in the present.
I'm always willing to try, - Yeah.
- new stuff, you know.
I definitely am gonna stick with my snacks.
If she was one of my fellow teachers I'd be trying to steal
some of her, you know like. (laughing)
- I'm still in my golden years (scoffing)
so I can enjoy Taki. - Excuse me.
(lauging)
- You're still in your golden years?
How old are you?
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