(zombies muttering "brains")
Shut Up!
Hey, is pepperoni okay?
Yeah, but don't get mayonnaise this time.that was gross.
But mayonnaise is the best part!
There have been widespread reports about a zombie outbreak. Residents are being urged to stay inside and take extreme precautions.
We're gonna die of starvation in here now. Why'd you have to board off the refrigerator?
Don't worry man. I got this.
Freakin' phone line's down.
We could order off Xbox live
Oh, yeah!
Hey, so I asked on Twitter and a pizza place said they'd get us a pizza in 30 minutes.
30? If they are not here in 30 minutes,
I'm gonna eat this brick.
and 30 minutes.
Eat up, buddy.
(doorbell rings)
Hey, dude, got your pizza
All right, just slide the pizza through the crack.
...
I deliver you guys a pizza during a damn zombie apocalypse
And you can't even give me a frickin tip?
The pizza's not even in good condition. It was all smashed.
Well, can you at least let me in until this whole zombie apocalypse blows over?
Thanks for letting me in, you guys.
oh, yeah no problem.
Yeah, you're still not gonna get a tip.
ZOMBIE!
Uh, no. I messed up on someone's order earlier, and he stabbed me with a spoon.
Let's keep a close eye on him
What do we do if he turns into a zombie?
I'll blow his head.
What?
I'll blow his head off. I have a lightsaber
You know I can hear you guys, right?
Do zombies have extra good hearing?
Why are you trying to chat on Facebook when most of the world is probably dead?
(sneezes)
Sneezing is a sign of zombification.
oh crap.
DIE ZOMBIE!
No, dude! I'm just allergic to guinea pigs. That's all.
ah sod off.
Oh
Well, who wants to watch Romeo and Juliet on Xbox Live?
(on TV) Romeo, Romeo,
where art thou Romeo?
(on TV) I'm right here, you freaking idiot.
Dude, crying is a sign of zombification
AAH!
No, are you guys serious? I'm just crying because I can relate to the protagonist's struggle for love and social prejudice.
making sure we don't smell your breath when you bite us,huh?
no
Come on, dude, who doesn't like looking feminine every once in a while?
True
Hey dude,
what's your favorite color?
Uh, yellow. Why?
Definitely a zombie.
Get the giant.
Can we at least watch the news or something, maybe find out what's going on out there?
Sure thing, zombie.
The producers of this show have asked that I apologize for lying about the occurrence of a zombie apocalypse.
It was all a joke.
And I'm really sorry if I caused any panic in this area.
Footage of idiots freaking out about the zombie apocalypse will be shown on the 6 o'clock news.
I'm-- I'm really sorry we accused you of being a zombie.
Well, that's okay. You guys are pretty stupid.
(laughter)
That's true.
(Thriller-like evil laugh)
So what do you guys wanna do now?
Is he a zombie?
Whoa! Whoa! (laughter)