. >>> SHE IS A COMEDIAN.
>> AN ACTRESS. >> A WRITER.
>> PRODUCER. >> WE LOVE HER, WHITNEY
CUMMINGS. SHE CREATED AND STARRED IN THE
NBC SHOW "TWO BROKE GIRLS". >> SHE -- WHO JUST REALIZED THAT
HER FIANCEE'S EX HAS MORE GOING ON THAN MEETS THE EYE.
>> TAKE A LOOK. >> I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN PRETTY
COOL ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING. LIKE YOU WANTED TO MOVE DOWN
HERE. I SAID GO FOR IT.
YOLO. HE'S GOT A WEIRD EX.
WHO DOESN'T. BUT PSYCHO BARBIE SETTING FIRE
TO HOUSES WITH PEOPLE INSIDE. YOU SHOULD DRAW THE LINE.
I CAN'T LET YOU STAY HERE. >> NO.
I FINALLY HAVE PROOF AND I NEED TO SHOW THIS TO DAVID.
SHE IS DANGEROUS AND SHE NEEDS TO STAY AWAY FROM ALL OF US FROM
NOW ON. SHE CAN'T PRETEND LIKE I'M THE
ONE THAT'S CRAZY ANYMORE. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT. FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE LUMINOUS.
>> YOU'RE SO SWEET. >> WE CAN'T --
>> LITERALLY WHEN SHE WAS HERE BEFORE I SAID I WANT THAT SKIN.
THEN YOU LOOKED YOU UP AND YOU WERE 33 AT THE TIME AND I SAID
I'LL NEVER HAVE THAT SKIN. >> BUT SHE CAVE KATH THE
REGIMENT. >> WHICH IS EVERY MORNING EAT
THREE BABIES. THAT'S HOW I GET SKIN LIKE THIS.
I DIDN'T SAY HUMAN BABIES. I'M NOT AN ANIMAL.
>> ANYWAY, YOU'VE GOT TO MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
>> THIS MOVIE I THINK YOU GUYS WILL APPRECIATE HOW THIS
HAPPENED. THIS ROLE WAS FOR, LIKE, THE
SUPPORT A FRIEND ROSARIO. THEY WERE, LIKE, THEY REALLY
WANT YOU TO AUDITION. I'M, LIKE, I CAN'T BECAUSE I HAD
JUST FROZEN MY EGGS, SO I'M ON BED REST.
I FROZE THEM SO I COULD THEN PUT THEM ON MY FACE AS PART OF MY
BEAUTY REGIMENT. AND SO THEY'RE, LIKE, JUST PUT
YOURSELF ON TAPE. I'M, LIKE, FINE.
I PUT MYSELF ON TAPE IN MY HOUSE.
THE NEXT DAY THEY CALLED ME AND THEY LOVED THE AUDITION.
I WAS, LIKE, WHAT AUDITION? I WAS ON PERCOCET AND OXYCONTIN
AND I LITERALLY WAS LIKE, UH-OH, I WENT THROUGH MY PHONE AND I
SAW, LIKE, 40 VIDEOS WHERE I HAD BEEN DOING VIDEOS.
AND THEN THE DIRECTOR, SHE'S AWESOME, SHE WANTS TO MEET YOU.
I WAS, LIKE, DO I TAKE PERCOCET AGAIN BEFORE I GO IN THE
AUDITION? >> WHAT DID YOUR DOCTOR SAY?
>> I DON'T GET IT THROUGH A DOCTOR.
I GET IT ON eBAY. AND SO I WAS, LIKE, THE ONLY
REASON I CAME OFF LIKE A SUPPORTIVE NICE FRIEND IS
BECAUSE I WAS ON DRUGS. SO THEN I HAD TO JUST SORT OF
FAKE THE REST OF MY WAY. >> BUT YOU ALSO DISCOVERED FROM
LOOKING BACK AT THOSE VIDEOS THAT YOU HATED YOUR HOUSE.
IT LOOKED HORRIBLE. >> IF YOU HAVE TO PUT YOURSELF
ON TAPE, YOU HAVEE TO FIND A PLACE IN YOUR HOUSE THAT'S,
LIKE, TEN SQUARE FEET OF -- IT MAKES YOU REALIZE HOW TERRIBLY
DECORATED YOUR HOUSE IS. I WAS, LIKE, WHEN DID YOU GET
ALL THESE DREAM CATCHERS? ALL THESE INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES,
DON'T ASK FOR A LIGHT LOAD. ASK FOR A STRONG BACK.
I'M, LIKE, OH MY GOD, I AM PATHETIC.
>> ONE MORE PROJECT YOU'VE GOT GOING.
YOUR BOOK. >> LET'S TOAST CARRIE.
WE LOVE YOU. >> I LOVE YOU.
>> WHO DOESN'T. >> I DID.
I WROTE A BOOK AND IT'S NOT COMING OUT TILL OCTOBER.
IT'S CALLED "I'M FINE AND OTHER LIES."
>> WILL YOU COME BACK AND SEE US?