what's up everybody? welcome back to my channel!l hi, how are ya?? now in today's
video I am sitting here in Houston Texas we got Jesus and Lipstick Nick in the
building! hi guys! today we're actually going to do a insane event at one of the
biggest Ulta's here in Texas! we're celebrating of course the Morphe Jeffree Star
brush collaboration! but we're here and you know I was just filming
with Shane the other day and we were talking about YouTube trends and certain
things and I have an idea that I want to accomplish here and I actually have
not told them yet off camera anything yet I'm just gonna
tell you what the idea is sorry it's okay so there is a bunch of trends going
around on YouTube of people that will go to the worst one-star nail salon the
worst one-star Sephora and they'll go shopping I think this is I go so we are
in in Texas we're in your hometown huh? yes we are
h-town! so I'm after the Ulta mean & greet, I am going to look up a one-star tattoo
parlor and I'm gonna go to the worst rated tattoo parlor in Texas and I'm
gonna get a tattoo and I'm gonna review it!!! OHMYGOD!!!
so if I get staph infection or yeah so we're doing so the t's what we're doing
today so me and Shane said you know there's
have been a lot of trends lately like people and even his boyfriend Ryland went
to a one-star hotel! girl, there was blood on the mirrors and cigarette burns in
the sheets so with a tattoo parlor you never know so me and Zach did some
research last night and there's a few we founded oh there's a there's two
there's two out here oh my god yeah-ha-ha will you go with me yeah and
you never know that board if it's like a really big mother
what if it's low rated as like one could artist there it again looked like it
would if they don't even want us to film so we have to like figure it out so
after the crazy meet & greet we're gonna go what it will have a little
dinner and then we'll go to venture out of the city and find the worst tattooer
in Houston!
all right comfortable many great was insane of so crazy it's raining the
humidity's nuts but I'm in about we're gonna log in to Yelp here okay type in
tattoo shop in the Houston area five started out today there's a one-star
what you found what yes oh my God look one star oh my god okay so oh my god I
can't believe is that there's a shot with one star I thought maybe like okay
two two-and-a-half is no way there's like an open shop okay
so this place let's read the first review please do not come here okay next
review I really would like to give this place zero stars but it won't let me
this place is a disgrace the smell you walk in it's freakin
horrible in all caps it smells like a dead rat yeah we're trying to overlook
the smell on let the work speak for itself however while waiting for someone
to help us we saw a nasty German Roach crawling around what makes it German I
don't know that doesn't make an insect can be from okay whatever okay that's
not good there's not really any other reviews so there's not there's not one
positive review of just photos okay
it looks small I wonder where the door is
just can't walk in it oh maybe it's a pool house and you just do like
jailhouse tattoos in the back or something oh that's that mr. GaN where's
my phone oh my god here it is pride Bay what
tattoo shop has a private account oh that's not good
Shady what about to investigate seeing their content like girl do you know her
business I wonder if this place even exists oh my
god
okay so we'll call that place in a minute but just for backup we found
another one that is pretty low on the radar this has two and a half stars but
there's over 64 reviews so let's look at the pictures that's always a good
indicator before we see the reviews okay that's decent
okay cute oh oh what the hell is that that looks like a name Cheetos flavor Oh
ladies free oh wow must be a teen with ID and a thank god
$10 tattoos
oh wow waiting waiting around okay it's a lot of piercings they look healthy
it's a little blurry huh oh boy
okay that's interesting let's go down to their views alright so this was written
in this review was written three days ago this is the most disgusting place
I've ever been to their staff is rude especially the ladies it reeks with a
nasty strong smell the place doesn't look clean at all I wouldn't recommend
it I walk straight out from that dirty hole something
Shane's closet all of Shane's clothes John says this is the worst tattoo
establishment I've ever stepped foot it I simply went in just to see it reeks of
piss and vomit and when you walk in it's dark throughout the whole place stripper
poles and makeshift bonds in the back we're good for a laugh okay this listen
I got my nose pierced here for $5.00 listen let's cuckoo-cuckoo come on right
here if you're willing to pay five dollars
for a piercing do you expect greatness the guy didn't let my sister go in the
room with me later on Facebook I read that someone really got sick after a
tattoo from that place just don't go there
hmm maybe we should do a video where I just react to Yelp reviews there's a lot
to take okay so I mean that almost died from an infected piercing what okay I'm
actually really nervous okay I gotta read this okay the first it
opens with I came in I'm gonna get D monetize the F it says the effort but
there's like Levin use in the mid name of the business
I have surgical scars and hospital bills because I stupidly went to this dirty
hood rat butcher shop oh my god ladies I almost lost a breast to mask what what
does that mean mastitis because of this place do not gamble with your body by
going here if you love yourself do better and go to a reptile shop does
this actually say what do we do I'm down okay call him
really quick Matty and it's ask how busy they are like how'd you have me walk in
it's 4:20 where's the weed oh my god what if this is my last day on earth
goodbye everyone
do we want to see how far away it is or do we not care uh we'll see how far away
it is yeah see how far away doesn't mean how
far are you willing to go to Donny so dark it's close
how far oh yeah I know the risk my health for 15 minutes good they're open
till 5:00 a.m. this is gender neutral restroom well they stopped they accepted
better all right Kym moraine
there's the book that can't answer Zack where it is stupid so sorry someone
giving so many infections out we can't take your call please try again
we're not leaving a message we're just gonna show up there okay let me go save
a silent prayer by myself in the bathroom and let's do this
hi Nicole's back alright so I found a shop for you to get a tattoo I mean me
okay it seems so here's there's some of their work Oh what is that supposed to
be that's a giraffe sweetie yeah you're not getting the clarity no
listen I've been tattooed from world we know an artist
some of the most famous hat jewelers in the world have some of the best work of
my body and I'm ready for another one I don't know if you're gonna find it I
do man so what's the plan like what are we
gonna do like where it's gonna walk in kind of pretend blog style like we're
just knew you know where's new youtubers were just fresh we're just getting
started but working no you know I am you're gonna blend in great so let's all
just go right now and just see what happens it's a good ten-minute moment
you're gonna get something either way or what's like what's gonna say yes or no
for you do if you feel like unclean is there like a big real like absolutely
not
we're in the Oberer and now we're on the way to this magical shop Nicole and a
few of our friends went ahead of us to scope it out so they're gonna text me in
a minute when they get there and we'll see how the vine is before we pull up a
little nervous
I think we're gonna have to stop with that fair
later Jeremy
let's target together yeah over here
all right Nicole is going in first don't think this isn't interesting part of
telling the barbed wire in front of us is stunning
my eyes twitching look at the guy with the robe that's so iconic
that's my Versace rope from the first Shane series she's already out of the
car oh my god roll down the window roll down the window call her why why is she
why is she already out she was there for one minute roll up the window what's
happening what do you mean okay first of all it smells like I know before you go
into a club or like after a club closes uh-huh
and it's like fabuloso or something it's really bad okay okay so then we're
waiting in the girls like major attitude and this girl in front of us is
literally signing a paper that says I refuse aftercare I do not hold
responsible for anything that has she's signing it right in front of us and the
girls telling her what to write and we're like okay and then I was like do
you guys have any openings for tattoos it's just like absolute
they were fully bucks I'm like okay so it's not until 8 p.m. I go so you do
have openings just after 8 p.m. which is like yeah I'm like okay so
weird she was not fucking with us and like it's very discussion there it's not
safe I don't feel safe but is there a big barrier I could pretend to shop or
buy a t-shirt no what do you mean he's very it's very awkward if you go you'll
see what I'm talking about it so you guys go back in with us now we're just
gonna do a lap and see how it is but if there were that rude to my friend that
we can't even support that
maybe to me do that in my ass the pimple on the collector
but yeah we are not really another right now that are all beginners
oh hi
I'm afraid
well
I know that you want to do this video but I personally don't feel comfortable
with you at all your being for making it like Pharrell Pharrell like this is not
like like funny content but like all shit aside like that place looks grimy
like I don't I don't good okay it looked a little prison in there it's just
there's annotate this sanitary it just not does like you know like I know that
you want to do this but like we just had a great alta moment it's fun like I
would much rather it's just like go to dinner and do not get like I'm dead
serious
like okay I'm done with you something crazy all the time but like the fact
that they actually truly do like and you're like oh like you're the
less I grew the average customer right so for you to get treated like that and
to come back here like that like it's like undercover like you know a new news
story where like hidden camera and you're just like look at this gala court
like for not Geoffrey start so we just walked in yeah that's unacceptable and
that's fucked up they really think we should like leave
there's a bunch of dudes over there like on the phone : said on the security call
we should be there
did you already order a carnival I did yeah it's this red one we enabling okay
sure are you going there before you see my curse
the red one red red
yep
what's up what's going on there's a bunch of fans who pulled up and we're
staring at us and on their phone in there it's not a good nice to sit
here and stay right now okay
had to make an executive call there yeah for everyone's safety here energy
feels weird like what hit us when we walked in I'm like the Energy's not hard
to breathe I call jokes aside but it's just so crazy how it's like people tune
switches so like oh my god I'm like but you were just so fucking rude to my
friend without even knowing her yeah and you didn't even know that I got the
exact instant feedback and then I go in in a sec like how do I change with
horses and i'm a coconut right now
I was so down to get something to
I honestly was I just know and also go to much kids
work on your body in your
I need you
idea that was real
alright let's go to the one star Sephora
we're pulling up to the hotel where poofs needed to air out that asbestos
from that tattoo parlor that was a lot
okay well well let's go to dinner and then we'll figure out if we're going
back okay so after talking with everyone again back in the room I decided to not
I won't be going back I don't want to give someone money that was really rude
to someone just because there's an average person like girl I was so
ridiculous that's generic term accurate you're the average member oh my god that
guy called you like a like a peasant or something wow this everyone's warped
okay so I wanted to give them my business but in return and insulting my
average friend I'll sit this one out maybe we'll try it again somewhere else
or maybe we'll go to a one-star Blanc you guys let me know but for now we're
gonna go enjoy an amazing dinner celebrate this crazy launch and not die
today thank you so we will see one the next video and thank you for all your
prayers during the watching of this it really helped me survive
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