Guys! Guys, stop pushing, this is a peaceful protest.
*Crowds are understanding*
Guys guys, I just punched a Nazi!
Whaat, I want to punch a Nazi! Well then come on!
*Crowd chanting*
What's so funny? What are you watching?
Vines.
Dude, Vine is like, dying, it's all about YouTube now...
See, look, Jimmy Kimmel. I don't care.
What are you watching?
Vine...
Compilations on YouTube.
Oh.
Get my selfie action ..oh man, now I have to spend, like a thousand dollars to get a new one!
*Sigh*
Alright ,selfie time! Oh man now I have to literally spend a thousand dollars to get a new one!
Thanks, Apple!
We'll be back in a moment with our continuing coverage of the 2016 election! Man, 2016 is the worst year..
I was so young and naive.
This just in! NOOOO!!
What if we install facial recognition software into Snapchat to change and adapt to the users face?
..That way they could render their appearance to different colors shapes or even animals. *clapping*
So... I was thinking ..dancing hotdog.
Oh my god, why are dudes dressing like dads nowadays? ( gagging noise)
Oh my god! Daddy!!
Hey guys, what's up? Just chilling here today shooting a vlog, about to take you on some crazy adventures.
Hey guys, what's up? I'm just here chillin today...
*ad*
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Including, 4029 dual processing speeds. Bored yet? Take a nap in the trunk! The all-new Ford Focus.
...Shooting a vlog about to take.. Here's a five second advert trailer to a movie
What movie? Who knows? Five seconds is way too short to comprehend anything ... In theaters this summer!
you on some crazy adventures make sure to l- Here's one of those
15-second ads that you can't skip, you're not really sure what it's for..
..there's just some kind of music playing and some bright colors. Maybe it's for some sort of app or something?
I don't know, you think maybe we'd place these ads more strategically, or at least not mid-sentence anyway..
We know you're only focused on the bottom right-hand corner counting down the seconds till it ends.Thanks for watching. -like and subscribe
Aw. I wish I could edit my tweet, I made a typo.
Ah
I wish I could edit my tweet, I made two hundred and eighty typos.
This year sucks.
Oh wow, a whole year, that's crazy, well if you want to watch "Boycott Santa" hit that box on the left.
And then you will get to do that
But if you want to watch 2007 vs 2017, click that box on the right.
That's a good one. Oh good boy. Those are some good videos...
*MUSIC*
Can somebody end my life? Captions provided by RareSox