I just keep on having all these strange
thoughts what kind of thoughts just
thoughts
everybody says something stupid at one
point unfortunately for these people
they're stupid quotes are forever on
public record
asking you for the answer it's a
question welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we're counting down our picks for
the top ten dumb things said by
celebrities honestly I think we should
just trust our president in every
decision that he makes and we should
just support that you know and be
faithful for this list we're taking a
look at the dumbest most offensive and
most insane things to come out of the
mouths of famous individuals I think
it'd be actually however we've excluded
politicians as they deserve a list of
their own someday
we've also left out incredibly racist
quotes like Mel Gibson's anti-jewish
tirade that's what happens too much
pressure too much work you you do things
that go against good judgment number 10
smoking kills if you're killed you've
lost a very important part of your life
Brooke Shields
Brooke Shields is an outspoken
anti-smoking activist and to be fair her
heart is probably in the right place
what are you doing trying to cheer you
up
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after all this nasty habit can lead to
premature aging cancer and death but can
we really take advice from a woman who
seemingly doesn't understand that when
you die you cease to live at all anymore
I don't know what's wrong with me when I
say that things I say it goes to show
that just because you're a celebrity
doesn't mean you should take up a cause
leave it to people with some
comprehension of how life and death
function Brooke Shields felt so strongly
about the harmful effects of smoking
that she decided to transmit those
feelings through this poster number nine
I won't go into a big spiel about
reincarnation but the first time I was
in a Gucci store in Chicago was the
closest I've ever felt to home Kanye
West Oh Kanye sweet beautiful Kanye
you've said some of the most hilariously
asinine things in the history of mankind
and we love / hate you for it you ain't
got the answers got the answers you
ain't doing education however among all
your classic anecdotes it's hard to top
your discovery of the Gucci store
surrounded by designer handbags jewelry
and sunglasses you must have been a kid
in Willy Wonka's factory look at
Augustus though already can't drink at
all seeing how this visit was such a
transcendent experience maybe you should
consider permanently relocating to a
Gucci store just put a hundred dollars
in the douche bag jar before you leave
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number eight I think that the film
clueless was very deep I think it was
deep in the way that it was very light
I think lightness has to come from a
very deep place if it's true lightness
Alicia Silverstone slept with my dog and
kissed my dog and I just had to wonder
why I was choosing to love him so much
but these other animals I was cutting up
and eating them clueless was a funny
light-hearted teen comedy that
occasionally managed to say something
meaningful about youth gee don't you
want to use your popularity for a good
cause
nuff said Alicia Silverstone's simply
couldn't find the right words to
describe clueless however amounting to
her senselessly rambling about how
lightness and deepness are one and the
same at least that's what we think she
was trying to get across this comment
was so baffling that Silverstone won the
plain English campaigns dubious
foot-in-mouth award great what was that
all about
that's what you get for trying to sound
deep when you have nothing deep to say
as if I never potty-trained my son ever
because what I do is I like to think of
myself as the potty whisperer I
practiced this thing called elimination
communications number seven the whale
shark diatribe Tara Reid and I think
whale sharks I'm like oh it must mean a
well and a shark have sex Tara Reid
often gets categorized as a ditzy blonde
and frankly it's hard to argue against
the stereotype after watching her in
this episode of shark after dark hey I
don't want to like really some stupid
writer this show is today in an attempt
to sound intelligent read learned a
little education on sharks and found out
about the whale shark species and to her
surprise the whale shark is not the
product of a whale and shark mating and
I realize that whales are mammals and
sharks are animals they have nothing to
do you ever see a tiger shark it's hard
to find the right words to describe this
rant as read digs herself deeper and
deeper into stupidity Josh Wolf's
expression pretty much says it all
though
the shark is kind of I know exactly what
you're talking about
number six everything he's ever said on
Twitter Jaden Smith so for example
here's some tweets from Jaden if a
bookstore never runs out of a certain
book does and he spells does do-si-dos
that mean that nobody reads it or
everybody reads it twitter has become a
cesspool for people to make brainless
remarks and no celebrity has offered a
more fo philosophical collection of
tweets then Jaden Smith you're Yoda and
I'm like I'm like a Jedi
whether he's discussing how school is
brainwashing the youth or waxing wise
about the intelligence of newborn babies
you can always count on Jaden to write
something foolish in 140 characters or
less it is possible that he's just
joking around with his followers the
more likely explanation however is that
he's another naive kid who wants to be
enlightened but just comes off as
pretentious don't get it number 5 I
don't think there is anything
particularly wrong and hitting a woman
Sean Connery
it's no wonder James Bond can't hold on
to a romantic partner for more than one
movie because apparently after getting
the girl he physically abuses her in a
1965 playboy interview
Sean Connery claimed that hitting a
woman is no biggie though he did qualify
the statement by saying that he doesn't
recommend you do it in the same way that
you hit a man
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and since the woman's liberation
movement of the late 60s his declaration
became even more shocking Connery was
given a chance to apologize for his
remarks in an interview with Barbara
Walters over two decades later however
the so-called ladies man firmly stood by
his words as I remember you said you
don't do it with a clenched fist it's
better to do it with an open hand I
haven't changed my opinion you have it
no you think it's good to slap a woman
no I don't think it's good because I
don't think it's that bad I think that
it depends entirely on the circumstances
and if it merits it number four
is this chicken what I have or is this
fish I know it's tune of it it says
chicken by the sea Jessica Simpson it's
clear that you've said something
unbelievably dim-witted when Nick Lachey
is rolling his eyes at your comments
that might be a new record in the
premiere episode of newlyweds Jessica
Simpson is unable to tell if she's
eating tuna or chicken based on the
brand chicken of the sea but her new
husband shakes his head in disapproval
likely pondering what he's gotten
himself into this treasured moment
provides a solid explanation for why
these two broke up and why Jessica
should really think before she speaks
you know cause a lot of people eat tuna
it's like it might be we chickens say a
chicken of the scene I understand that I
was I read it wrong
number three Anne was a great girl
hopefully she would have been a believer
Justin Bieber if I was your boyfriend
I'd never let you go I could take your
places you ain't never been before baby
take a chance or you'll never ever know
I got money in my hands that up
Justin we know that you view yourself as
God's gift to the world but could you
please leave the death of a Holocaust
victim out of your ego trip no I mean
it's just normal I mean you know it's a
crazy if an Frank were still alive today
we'd like to think she'd be using her
influence to tear down the walls of
intolerance not promoting a spoiled pop
star it's hard to decide what's more
ridiculous that Justin described and
Frank as a potential believer or as
simply a great girl that's like saying
Hitler was just a mean guy I'm out time
to hit up a strip club hey number two
tired pretending like I'm not bitching a
total freakin rock star from Mars
Charlie Sheen people can't figure me out
they can't process me I don't expect
them to you can't process me with a
normal brain you know what this one
actually might not be all that dumb
would anyone really be surprised if it
turned out Charlie Sheen was a rock and
Martian who was sent to earth to destroy
the fabric of human existence look I
don't have to tell you you know the rule
if you can't confirm it then it doesn't
exist what do we fire him instead it
makes perfect sense what does it make
any sense
our Sheen's accusations that he's
underpaid an innocent victim and winning
I'm by winning I went here and I win
there now what get back in your
spaceship which we assume is fueled by
beer or something and return to your
home planet I was bangin 7 gram rocks
and finishing them because that's how I
roll I have one speed I have one gear go
before we groan at our top pick here are
a few honorable mentions here's the
problem you don't know the history of
psychiatry I do
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number one everything bad that can
happen to a person this happened to me
Paris Hilton yes Paris you must really
know what true suffering is after all
you spent like a microsecond in prison
and occasionally get mocked by talk-show
hosts it's hard because I'll never I'll
have to live with that for the rest of
my life sure you have countless millions
zero responsibility and security for
life but nothing can compensate for what
you've injured forget all those silly
people living with handicaps and
diseases you're the true saint seriously
though this is possibly the dumbest
thing ever uttered by anyone celebrity
or not but what do you expect from
somebody who doesn't even know that
London is in England Paris Hilton is not
happy Paris Hilton is angry at a web
site for saying that she has a sexually
transmitted disease and she wants to
shut down the website yeah which may be
difficult because it's the website for
the Center for Disease Control do you
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wish a big book with all the answers to
every question in the world would drop
out of the sky and land in my hand right
now I'd read it till I knew everything
oh did you can't know everything
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