And, uh, where'd you come from?
Were you at the makeup store, too?
Uh, yes. Yes, he was.
He was at the makeup store. That's where I saw 'em.
No, no I wasn't.
I was at the gym.
Yeah, it's, uh, legs, back,
arms, chest, fist, feet and neck day.
Hey, there.
Hello.
So, uh, you a teacher?
Yeah, I teach eighth grade Spanish.
Caliente.
Bueno.
I am Schwoz.
You say nothing!
- Ding dong. - Yah.
- Mom? - Mom?
Yes, I am Bose's mommy.
Well, ding dong indeed.
Come on in. We're just popping vitamins
in here. I'm Ray. I'm in charge.
What are you doing here, Mom?
Oh, you left your bag at home, Bobo,
so I-I brought it to you.
I think that's yours.
Uh, yay, I love this bag.
I was so jealous when I thought it was yours.
Okay, now that you've got
the whole bag mystery cleared up,
maybe you should go and let us get back to class.
- Rude. - 'Kay, [unintelligible]
Not an insult!
[sighing]
Would you like some bottled water
- while you wait? - Nah. Thanks. Water's gross.
Yeah, I'll have some... bottled water.
Sure. Would you like it cold or room temperature?
Why don't you surprise me.
Okay. I'll be right back.
Yes, I'll remain here.
Ray, would you like to try a lobster ball?
Would I like to? Oh, yeah.
But I'm on a strict pep diet, so.
Oh, you mean the pumpkin eating plan?
[sighing] You really get me.
I like corn.
Can I help you?
Hey, you got a towel?
I'm all sweaty from my job... saving animals...
and working with my calloused hands.
Um, I think I have a towel.
We're actually looking for a cat. It looks like this.
It's got rabies and it's poisonous.
- Haven't seen it. - You're holding it.
- You're fired. - W-What?
My husband is the Vice Mayor. He's out of town.
Oh. Is he?
Figured I'd sit here.
Okay.
I can't believe you're in jail.
You're in jail.
Well, what kind of mother would I be
if I let my child sit in jail without his mother?
You know, I think you look way too young
to be anyone's mother.
Oh, stop.
Yeah, stop.
Everyone... this is Gwen.
Hi, guys.
- Uh, hey, Gwen. - What's up, Gwen?
Hey, Ray, can I talk to you for second?
Well, I'd really rather talk to Gwen.
Hello, Mrs. Hart.
Hi. I didn't know
you were bringing friends to dinner.
- Ah, well-- - Friends and his boss
from Junk N' Stuff.
Mom, you remember Ray?
Oh, sure. We've met a dozen times.
Ah, fourteen.
Well, we found out that the Time Jerker was--
Hello, Evelyn.
Hey.
So about an hour ago, I swung in here,
crashed through that glass
and captured that Time Jerker you see right over there.
I also participated.
Well, Captain Man, once again,
the city of Swellview owes you a big fat thank you.
I also participated.
I don't fight crime for thank yous.
But there is something that I want.
Sure. Anything.
Uh, I mean, what?
Oh, my gosh, is Charlotte sick, too?
- Yeah. - So is my boss.
That's right but...
but I'm not too sick to notice a pretty li--
[coughing]
Oh, I need my pills.
Give me [babbling]
Ah, come on.
Oh, don't you remember? You and I met a long time ago.
- We did? - What?
Yeah, remember the Swellview Rodeo?
I was a waitress, and after the rodeo,
you invited me back--
Oh, yes! [chuckles]
So great to see you again... here with your husband.
[squeaking]
[screaming]
Honey!
Come with me if you wanna live.
Thank you.
So... why are you here?
- To protect your mother. - And me.
Yeah, sure.
Can I make you some hot cocoa?
Mm, this orange juice is so good.
Course it is. Squeezed it myself.
[chuckles]
Hey, Piper, hurry up!
Captain Man is making us breakfast!
[Piper] I'll be down in a few minutes!
So... who's ready for some Mancakes?
Wow, they have the Captain Man logo.
Yeah, that's what puts the Man in the Mancakes.
[laughing]
Hey! Dad's in Baltimore.
I know, but Captain Man can fill in for your dad.
Oh, no. No, no, no. Okay.
Gwen.
I was just dreaming about the first time we met.
Hello, my sweet man.
Ray, no!
- Quit! Quit! - Ah, I can't quit you.
Aw, my baby's so smart.
[grunting]
Could you please make all of these people leave
so we could be alone?
Alright, everybody out!
- Oh. - Come on!
[chattering]
Ah, I'm picking up a message.
The ghost says that Henry's mom should switch seats
with her husband and sit next to me?
Go, honey.
[Charlotte] Uh, no, I did not say that.
Oh, well, uh, uh, must have been a different ghost.
[Charlotte] What's up?
This guy's legit.
Ah, yes.
Yes, the spirits definitely want you
to keep giving me a hand massage.
Fascinating.
Are there any ghosts from Japan in there?
I can get ya a ghost from any city you want, darling.
♪ Five, five, five ♪
♪ six, three, one, two ♪
♪ - Calla Sand Will come get you ♪
Why are you singing lullabies?
- That's my home phone number. - What?
Yeah, my mom made me memorize that when I was little.
So, like, in case I got lost I could remember the number.
Look, I think we can both agree
- that your mom is beautiful. - What?
Dang it, Bose!
Your hot mom obviously took the cat home with her!
Now I'm gonna have to do 100 push ups,
and down size my shirt, and go on over there!
Who's this?
My mom.
Nice.
She, uh, she still married to your dad?
Yes.
She ever seem lonely
- or bored here? - Go home, Ray.
- The picture, Ray. - Yeah, alright.
If you have dinner with her, she'll change my F into an A.
- Hey, I got a good idea. - What?
Why don't I have Valentine's dinner
- with your mom. - No!
Alright.