christmas is over but but but but i have one last present to open
sounds like a keychain
it's not from santa not from my parents or my grandma this time it's from
mariah elizabeth or i just sent it to myself and put her name on it no it's actually from mariah so
why is mariah elizabeth sending lunius maximus squishies oh that that's what it is by the way
it's squishies i already know that whoops spoiler alert why is mariah sending lunious squishies
so many questions why this why that shut up i'll answer some of them i've been out on a safari
of sorts deep in the jungles of virginia hunting rare and exotic squishies wow specifically of the
mini variety i kept finding these untolerable is it untolerable or intolerable untolerable
mochi squishies all i ever wanted were some normal squishies that were mini why is that so hard to
find you know who has an abundance of squishies even mini ones mariah elizabeth wait what's that
she was nice enough to send some mini squishies my way thank you so much mariah for this and
just for everything mariah and nerdy crafter have always been so so helpful i literally owe them my
firstborn son it's sniffledorf you guys can come pick up that jerk whenever you want i haven't
looked at the squishies haven't even opened the package yet i just wanted to open it with all you
guys alright alright that's enough chat enough build up of suspense let's see what you sent
me here it is mariah elizabeth is this real life and here's my name lunius maximus the camera lens
got a bit blurry there but i'm sure you can make that out i thought it was one of those
that you could just rip open but sadly no i'll have to break out my industrial strength rainbow
scissors for this job quick little sneak peek for you a little peekaboo moment some spoilers
spoiler alert ooh polka dots fancy that's fancy let's see what this says dear lunius maximus
oh that's too sweet thank you for those kind words mariah i'm gonna pull him out one by one so we
can take a better look at what she sent she did mention in her polka dotted note that she tried
to pick out the best ones that weren't super gnarly that was in fact her exact word choice
that's gnarly bro right on that last part wasn't her exact words i embellished a little these are
all gonna be candidates for squishy makeovers so it's okay if they're kinda messed up kinda gnarly
okay so let's see who's first oh oh not that one not that one let's see what else we've got do this
is the ghost thing that's the exact one that i was talking about so there's these ghost-looking
characters i don't know exactly what they are but that's what they look like to me tiny ghosts
okay i have some future plans for this little one this dainty little three-eyed freak
he does have a little keychain attached to his bulbous head this must have been the keychain
i heard rattling around in there sounds like a keychain cute cute let's see who's next oh
that's gnarly bro it's clifford's less famous fun-sized blue cousin stanford clearly he was
a chew toy at some point in his career oh and there's a giant hole in his butt that's something
i didn't need to see lovely what happened to you stanford what did she do to you it looks like a
dead decapitated dalmatian dog with his head just kind of dangling on there holding on for dear life
oh there it goes i can fix that i can totally fix that it's gonna be okay there there you're home
now what else what else this is the dainty little three-eyed freak's older brother four eyes oh
they love each other the face looks like it's just taped on there so that's quality stuff right there
that actually makes it kinda easier since i can just rip off the face and paint a new one
efficient that's enough about four eyes i've seen enough moving on oh no she sent me one of those
turtles this is another one of those turtles that mariah slaughtered stole his feet and then chopped
him up into tiny little pieces for no reason at all a sprinkling of body parts everywhere
cute cute oh looks like there's a phone number on the back mariah you shouldn't have what's this
a little maggot climbed out of mariah's pink envelope i think he used to be a butterfly in a
past life someone clipped his wings not everyone is meant to be a butterfly words to live by
a turd bear why does that turn bear it just looks like a turd this turd bear is the absolute
softest squishy i've ever had the honor of squishing it's so soft wow mariah's got the
good stuff now that i'm actually looking at it i realize it's supposed to be an ice cream cone
bear he's a weird poop brown color i like it mariah also sent me a unicorn without a body
that's funny i just massacred a unicorn in my last squishy makeover your generosity knows no bounds
i actually have someone i want you to meet your long lost mom mom hey look
now she's completely reunited at last how wholesome
here's that mushroom i've been avoiding it's a happy little mushroom i think a mushroom character
would be cool i just don't know how to go about it i'll need to think on this one let's just see
who volunteers to be next this is the most haunted of them all scary even for the dark side it looks
like someone tried to kill it with fire clearly that didn't work out he's still rolling around
oh wait what's this is that an autograph no way mariah you shouldn't have okay that's
enough my apologies is that m e or is that mr i can't tell i'm just gonna pretend it's semi
thank you mariah this is just too much to handle right now get out of here all right who's next
isn't this wilfred except not quite as happy what's wrong buddy it's like wilfred except only
he's lost a few pounds he's starving does mariah not feed her squishies you're safe now oops sorry
but wait bears more this one's like a meditating bear berry zen someone's already puffy painted a
face on it and chopped his ear in half he doesn't seem to mind though he's at peace with himself
and the universe good for you i actually have this one's counterpart mariah actually
recommended to me some mini squishy bundles on amazon so that's where all these came from
there's mickey and minnie and my little penguin a seahorse a monster another decapitated unicorn
head a peanut some soda and even some celery we've got the whole food kingdom
in here you've seen plenty of panda buns i'm sure but have you ever seen a sloth bun
there's also this little cute toast guy and mama toast guy a giant banana showed up in the bundle
it's not really a mini squishy but still i think i can make use of it i think this is one of those
macaroons fancy stuff there's a bunch in here i'm not gonna mention all of them that would take a
while but they're there and you'll see them in future squishy makeover episodes i'm sure
now i have a whole hoard of mini squishies thanks to mariah i actually already have some
ideas for some of these i thought this could be some sort of weird geometric horse thing
like maybe i could complete the unicorn out of other parts i was thinking maybe one of
the ghost brothers can be riding the unicorn it's an idea in progress i don't know if you guys can
picture what i'm talking about but it's all in here another idea that was floating around was
maybe i could have a little character bent over making a giant poop those are just the
high level ideas that run through my mind all day every day no i'm kidding i don't know i'm
still figuring things out i don't know what to do with wilfred's cousin yet let me know if you guys
have any ideas for these one that i'm not going to even give a makeover to i want it to remain
in pristine condition is this autographed one it's just too special i mean come on
i want to keep this one forever plus it's not like i can make it any scarier than it already is
give me that autograph i don't care if it says mr or me it's mine it would be
really gnarly if you clicked on the top right or bottom left that's all thank you