it's uh small town news night ladies and gentlemen what we've done here we have uh newspapers from
all over the country some from small cities some from medium cities some even from large cities
and we like to uh peruse them and find the interesting little items and pass them along
to you the viewer at just pennies of serving by the way all right uh this comes to us from uh
i guess we don't know exactly where this comes a a newspaper the bass river chiropractic
emergency care usually available the same day
but ladies and gentlemen to be on the safe side please try to
schedule those medical emergencies well in advance
uh this is from a newspaper called today's sunbeam that's very nice you know where that is
today's sunbeam that's right ma'am salem new jersey uh notice kearney's point residence
by order of the chief of police chalk knight soap night and mischief night have been cancelled in
kearney's point township william t lozzo senior oh yeah what's next chief lozzo no christmas
the hell would soap night be
uh this is the times news from twin falls idaho yeah have you been to twin falls yeah it sounds
like it's a beautiful city is it a nice place okay are you what are you doing in new york yeah
he's visiting uh for those of you who didn't get the answer and we'll
write in tomorrow for the transcript of the show
you know they never said what that kid from twin falls was doing in town i'm i'm gonna send
mr tinker a letter uh oh i'm holding the wrong side up which has been the story of my life now
this is uh a sports item briefly in sports and we drop down to the second there you go
under the salvage rules the public may take fish by snagging spearing archery dip net or with
the hands use of toxic chemicals explosives firearms or electric current is prohibited
once again a meddling bureaucracy puts an end to one of life's simple pleasures
this is from the also from today's sunbeam salem new jersey
and there is an advertisement for a restaurant visit hancock's harbor
bait box restaurant you know if i had to pick two words that conjure up images of fine dining
i'm pretty sure they would be bait box
yes where nothing goes to waste it's the bait box
okay this is from the press gazette clinton county iowa and we have this marked in a blue pen there
it's an advertisement let me try and straighten that up oh hell just move your sets
i i'm so tired i don't have the strength the straightness do it at home the ad reads
free hooded quilted jacket with a three ton purchase of any of our pig starting products
not a bad deal with 18 tons you can outfit the entire family for the winter
kick starting products i guess it would be a good battery and a set of jumper cables
this comes to us from the the blotter of a newspaper called clarence b buffalo new york
is any why would they name a newspaper b there's also the sacramento bee isn't there a very famous
a man actually said oh
folks are desperate for entertainment read off a list of newspapers and people are swooning
it's unbelievable ladies and gentlemen uh okay here we go from the clarence b buffalo new york
and you can see the headline there man with dead squirrel is suspicious
and the item says eric county uh should be erie or eric is that erie erin thank
you very much erie county sheriff's deputies were called to investigate
an incident where a suspicious person was seen running east on main street the subject
wasn't wearing any shirt or shoes and was carrying a dead squirrel
sure just because somebody does something a little different right away he's branded as suspicious
yeah all right and finally do we have time for one more okay we have time for one more
this comes from the florida times union in jacksonville florida it's an advertisement
are you embarrassed by household odors from dead bodies to pet odors today for free consultation
i don't know about you but whenever i come home and there's a dead body in the house
the first thing i want is a consultation
all right that's uh small town news we have a uh
let me tell you who's with us tonight we have a oh buddy hackett uh our friend larry