[M] Are you already recording this? [S] I'm already recording this [M]You didn't prepare me. Now I don't know what to say. I'm in panic mode.
[S]We're on airport. [M] When I go into panic mode we should do the robot uncontrollably. You know that Simon.
[S]What do I do with my hands? it's like... It's like I'm in a K-pop video.
[S]And start waving my hands. Ooh~ Touch my face.
Ok, so this is "pre-6 hour flight" Simon and Martina. And time for "after"
Wroooom~
[S]We arrived in the Airport now. [M] Where are we? What country are we in? [S]Hi~ [Stranger] Hi, welcome to Singapore.
[M]Oh, hi~ [S]Nice to meet you
So I'm a little bit shocked right now. I didn't expect so many Nasties to show up over here.
Can you believe it?
Whoa~
That is a big crowd of people! Oooh the Nasties!
Whoaaa~
There's Simon over there. So let's see if we can see anyone waving at the entrance.
[M] Oh yeah, we've got some Nasties over there.
[M] Oh yeah. It's happening. It's happening.
[M]Yeah~
[S]Hey guys. Oh. Hey. Are we going this way? Hey, everyone! Hey guys. Hi. Hello.
[S]Hi. Hey everyone. Which way?
[S]Thank you.
I'm sorry. Which way do I go? Hi everyone.
[S]I don't know how. Ok, transport information. Hold on. I will give you the transport information.
[S]This number. Ok. Is this our cab? We've got to go?
[S]See you later. We've got to go. Bye everyone. Hey. Is this ours? Thank you so much everyone!
[S]See ye, good bye~ Thank you. Thank you so much.
[S]Oh God. [M] Move move move.
[M]Uff [S] Ok, that was very nice. [Driver] Oh my gosh, I'm really sorry. [S]It's ok, we're just really warm. [M]It's very hot [S] It sure is really hot in this country.
[S]Where are we going now? [M]*whispers* I don't know. We're just exploring.
[M] I don't know where we are, guys.
[S] Hey, guys. [M]Ok, so we're supposed to be socializing right now and getting to know the people who arrived ahead of us.
[S]It's supposed to be a meet-and-greet. [M]But here's the problem. [S]They've got food here
[M]You can't put out like shrimp-rolls with cilantro and uh... prosciutto on crackers
[M]And then expect us to talk to anyone. [S]This meet-and-greet for us has become meet-and-EAT.
[S]There are some Youtube celebrities beside us but we're too hungry.
[S]So... [M]When we like walked in we were like "Oh my God!" We shoved past them and straight for the food. [S]And we're very socially-awkward so we're sitting here and talking to the camera instead.
[S]There's a big circle of people and I don't know how to start a conversation [M]We don't know what we're doing. Give us advice, guys.
[S]So I got all connected to the Internet. Ooh look, there's a bug. Don't you miss that bug?
[S]There you are, bug. Anyhow I got connected to the Internet and I looked and I can see a whole bunch of people's computers here.
[S] And here's Chester See's computer.
[S]He's got nothing in this folder. Drop Box, what you've got Chester See?
[S]Nothing. Good on you and your security.
[S]Chester. I wonder what his password is.
[S]The Molester.
[S]Does it work? DAMN! Well that's my best guess.
[S]You're lucky this time, Chester See.