These are the Mario & Luigi games in three minutes.
Let's-a-go.
The Mushroom Kingdom
a peaceful wonderland ruled by Princess Peach
and protected by the Mario brothers
against the cruel King Bowser.
Beanbean Kingdom sends ambassadors
to visit Princess Peach
but it's really Cackletta and her henchman Fawful.
They steal Peach's voice and escape.
Bowser, like always, tries to kidnap the newly mute Peach.
Mario and Luigi, like always, beat him up.
Bowser says he'll help them restore Peach's voice
and the three go to Beanbean Kingdom to meet Lady Lima
who's actually Cackletta in disguise.
She tricks the Mario brothers
into helping her steal the Beanstar.
Cackletta tries to activate it but it breaks into four pieces.
Mario and Luigi fight her, but Fawful sucks up Cackletta
with his vacuum helmet to save her.
Mario and Luigi collect the Beanstar pieces.
Fawful puts Cackletta's soul inside Bowser
creating Bowletta.
Bowletta attacks the city
and Mario and Luigi show up to stop her.
But Bowletta swallows them.
Inside, they fight her spirit form
and the three are victorious.
Cackletta disappears forever.
One year later, Professor E. Gadd
completes a time machine powered by the Cobalt Star.
Peach enters the time machine and goes to the past
and the star shatters into shards.
Starting to see a trend here.
The past is invaded by Shroobs and present Peach is kidnapped
and held hostage in the past.
Present Mario and Luigi
use the time machine to rescue Peach.
They run into their baby selves
and they all agree to look for the crystal shards.
When they collect all the pieces
it unleashes the Elder Princess Shroob.
They fight her and obviously win.
Peach is rescued.
The adults say goodbye and return to their time.
Back in the Mushroom Kingdom
everyone is coming down with the Blorbs
a virus that makes Toads swell enormously.
Peach holds a conference to come up with a solution.
Starlow, a star sprite
reveals that Fawful has been selling Blorb mushrooms.
Fawful gives Bowser a vacuum mushroom
that makes him eat everything in sight
including Mario, Luigi, and Peach.
With Bowser asleep, Fawful conquers Bowser's castle.
Mario and Luigi wake Bowser up from inside
and Bowser tracks down Fawful to reclaim his castle.
Fawful takes the evil entity
known as the Dark Star from Peach.
Bowser confronts Fawful, and the Dark Star breaks.
Before Fawful absorbs the power
Bowser punches the darn naggit out of him.
The Dark Star absorbs Bowser's DNA
then seeks out Fawful.
Fawful's remains turn into Dark Bowser.
Bowser and the bros fight Dark Bowser.
Fawful gets eaten while they fight
and explodes inside Bowser.
Bowser throws everyone up.
Upset, he tries to fight Mario and Luigi and gets knocked out.
Bowser retreats to his castle.
One year later, the Mario gang is flown to Pi'illo Island.
They meet Antasma, the bat king who teams up with Bowser.
The villains try to take the Dream Stone
an artefact that grants any dream.
Luigi discovers he has the power to control his dreams.
So he's a lucid dreamer.
With Mario, the brothers journey through Pi'illo Island
and the dream world to stop Antasma.
Bowser deceives Antasma
and takes the Dream Stone for himself.
Mario and Luigi defeat Antasma.
Bowser swallows the Dream Stone pieces
and becomes Dreamy Bowser.
No, not that dreamy.
The Mario bros beat him up and go back to their vacation.
When they get home
Luigi accidentally unleashes the Paper World.
Bowser teams up with Paper Bowser.
Bowser and Paper Bowser kidnap Peach and Paper Peach.
God, this is weird. The Mario bros rescue them.
Bowser and Paper Bowser fuse
making Shiny RoboBowser, because why not?
They are defeated.
Paper Mario's world is returned to the book.
And that's the Mario & Luigi games in three minutes.
They're all great
but if they could go back to doing Super Mario RPG games
that would be the best.
Yeah, I'm looking at you, Sticker Star.