FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST IS A COMEDIAN AND
ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "CRIMINAL MINDS," "ARCHER," AND "WHOSE
LINE IS IT ANYWAY."
PLEASE WELCOME AISHA TYLER!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> OH, YEAH!
OH, HELLO!
WOW!
THANK YOU!
THAT WAS -- >> Stephen: THAT WAS SPECIAL.
I DREAMT THAT HAPPENED AND IT JUST HAPPENED SO THANK YOU FOR
THAT.
YEAH, THAT WAS AMAZING.
>> NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
I'M SO HAPPY TO BE BACK.
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK.
I'M VERY HAPPY TO BE HERE.
I HAD AN IMPROMPTU JAZZ SCAT SESSION WITH JEFF GOLDBLUM
BACKSTAGE.
>> Stephen: I DID FOR ABOUT 14 MINUTES WHILE I INTERVIEWED HIM.
>> THAT WAS THE ESSENCE OF SCAT.
SOUNDS GREAT.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON.
HE'S AMAZING, SO BRILLIANT.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE JUST COME BACK TO THE COUNTRY.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
>> I WAS IN EUROPE.
SO I -- WE'RE WORKING CLASS.
MY FAMILY DIDN'T REALLY TAKE VACATIONS.
WE DIDN'T HAVE THE MONEY TO DO IT.
SO I HAD THIS IDEA ONE DAY I WANT TO TAKE A VACATION AND I
SAVED UP AND TOOK THEM ALL AT ONE TIME.
>> Stephen: SO THIS IS IT?
I'M NEVER DOING IT AGAIN, HOW STUPID.
>> Stephen: WELL, WHERE DID YOU GO?
>> I WENT TO SCOTLAND, IRELAND, ENGLAND, SPAIN, PORTUGAL, FRANCE
AND ITALY.
IT WAS, LIKE, TWO AND A HALF MONTHS.
>> Stephen: TWO BEHALF MONTHS.
YEAH.
>> Stephen: THAT'S NOT A VACATION.
THAT'S FLEEING THE COUNTRY.
>> EXACTLY.
ABSCONDING WITH MY PERSONAL EFFECTS.
>> Stephen: DID YOU HAVE A FAVORITE?
>> IT WAS ALL SO GREAT.
I LOVED WINE SO ALL OF EUROPE WORKED REALLY GREAT FOR ME.
SCOTLAND IS AMAZING.
>> SCOTTISH WINE.
, YOU HAVEN'T HAD IT TILL YOU'VE HAD IT FROM
THE SCOTTISH GRAPE!
>> Stephen: AS LONG AS WE WERE ON THE SUBJECT, I LIKE A NICE
COCKTAIL.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU LIKE A NICE COCKTAIL.
I FOUND OUT YOU'RE A FAN OF THE OLD FASHIONED.
>> I LOVE THE OLD FASHIONED.
>> Stephen: YOU STARTED YOUR BRAND CALLED COURAGE AND STONE.
>> COURAGE AND STONE, THAT'S MY PLANNED OF COCKTAIL.
>> Stephen: IT'S A PRE-MIXED.
IT'S NOT A MIXER.
IT'S READY TO DRINK RIGHT OUT OF THE BOLT.
AND OUR SPIRITS ARE DISTILLED RIGHT HERE IN BEAUTIFUL
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK.
IT'S A LOCAL PRODUCT.
I ACTUALLY WAS BOTTLING THIS MYSELF THIS WEEK IN NEW YORK.
>> Stephen: YOU LITERALLY BOTTLED THIS YOURSELF?
>> I PUT ALL THE BOOZE IN THE BOTTLES WITH MY OWN TWO PAWS.
WHEN WE SAY HANDCRAFTED, WE MEAN AISHA MADE IT.
HE'S MAKING ME ONE OF MY DRINKS.
VERY EXCITING, THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: THE THING ABOUT OLD FASHIONED, IS THIS IS
PRE-MIXED.
ORANGES SENSE.
>> ORANGES SENSE, CHERRY ESSENCE, PREMIUM WHISKEY.
I CREATED THIS BECAUSE I LOVE A NICE DRINK, BUT I GET HOME ON A
WEDNESDAY NIGHT, YOU WANT A NICE DRINK -- OH, THIS SMELLS SO
GOOD.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU.
AND YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE IT.
ISN'T IT GREAT TO HAVE A DRINK PRE-MADE IN THE FRIDGE SO YOU
DON'T HAVE A BIG MESS.
ONE DRINK, NOT TEN.
( LAUGHTER ) DON'T LAUGH AT ME.
>> Stephen: YOU PRE-MIX YOUR COCKTAILS AND HAVE THEM READY
WHEN YOU GET HOME.
THAT'S A RED FLAG.
>> NO, IT'S NOT!
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THE REASON WHY I LIKE MAKING AN OLD FASHIONED,
AND THE REASON I MAKE IT IS BECAUSE IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO
MAKE IT AND IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWS ME DOWN.
>> I UNDERSTAND.
CHEERS, CHEERS.
>> Stephen: MMM, MMM.
OH, YES.
>> ISN'T THAT NICE?
I'M A QUALITY OVER QUANTITY DRINKER.
I WANT ONE GREAT DRINK AT NIGHT SO I CAN CHILL ON MY COUCH AND
PUT MY PINKY OUT AND FEEL VERY FANCY.
THIS WAS A WAY TO DO THIS AND DO IT FOR OTHER PEOPLE AS WELL.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: YOU ARE NOT TOO
SWEET IS WHAT I LIKE.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU ARE IN THE BELOVED "ARCHER" AND JUST OUT OF
COMIC-CON.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: COMIC-CON IS AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE OUT IN
SAN DIEGO.
THE BIG ONE OUT THERE.
ARE YOU USED TO THAT LEVEL OF PEOPLE LOOKING AT YOU.
>> I LOVE IT NOT BECAUSE I'M AN EGOTIST --
>> Stephen: DOESN'T HURT.
IT DOESN'T HURT.
BUT I WAS THOSE PEOPLE.
I WAS SUCH A NERDY KID AND I LOVED MOVIES AND VIDEO GAMES AND
I PLAYED A LOT.
MY MOM USED TO TAKE ME IN THE LIBRARY SATURDAY MORNING AND
LEAVE ME THERE ALL DAY AND I WOULD LOOK AT WEIRD PATHOLOGY
BOOKS AND GROWTHS AND IT GOERS.
>> Stephen: YOU GO TO THE ANATOMY SECTION.
>> I LOOKED AT THE MONKEY LIST.
THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SECTION WHEN I WAS A KID.
>> Stephen: YOU LOVED SCI-FI?
I DID.
>> Stephen: WOULD YOU GO TO SPACE?
>> I WOULD ABSOLUTELY.
I FANTASIZE ABOUT IT SO MUCH.
ALTHOUGH WHEN YOU'RE A DID YOU THINK YOU JUST ZIP IN SPACE.
IN REALITY, IF I LEFT FOR SPACE NOW I WOULD DIE AROUND MARS AND
NEVER GET THERE.
COULD I MAKE IT TO MARS?
I THINK I COULD MAKE IT TO THE MOON.
>> Stephen: YOU SEEM VERY TOUGH.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: I DO NOT HAVE THE MUSCLE TONE TO SURVIVE BLASTOFF.
I THINK I WOULD JUST LIQUEFY IN SEAT GOING UP.
IT'S LIKE 25Gs.
>> IT'S APPARENTLY VERY HIGH.
I JUST SUBSCRIBED, THERE'S A MASTER CLASS FROM A SPACE SHIP
GUY -- THAT'S NOT HOW YOU CALL THEM.
>> Stephen: I WANT TO BE A SPACE SHIP GUY.
I BELIEVE NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST SPACESHIP GUY ON THE MOON.
( LAUGHTER ) >> HE TALKS ABOUT WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO FLY INTO SPACE.
>> Stephen: A MAST CLASS IN ASTRONAUTING?
>> YEAH, IN ASTRONAUTING.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU GET IN THE END?
A CERTIFICATE?
>> YOU GET KNOTTING.
I SEE THESE MASTER CLASSES YOU CAN BUY ONLINE.
THEY LOOK INTERESTING.
>> THEY'RE FASCINATING.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU JOIN ONE OF THOSE?
>> YOU GET THE ABILITY TO LORD YOUR NEW FOUND KNOWLEDGE OVER
YOUR FRIENDS AND MAKE THEM FEEL STUPID.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: IF YOU HAD TO
TEACH W.H.A. WHAT WOULD YOU WANT IT TO BE IN.
>> I PROBABLY WOULD DO IT ON STANDUP OR LAYPERSON COCKTAIL
MAKING LIKE BUILDING A HOME BAR.
BECAUSE I BUILT AN INCREDIBLE BAR.
BEFORE THIS, I WAS LEARNING HOW TO BE A BARTENDER SO I HAD A
BEAUTIFUL HOME BAR.
OR NAVIGATING PLACES, YOU'RE REALLY TALL AND TRYING NOT TO
SCARE BABIES AND DOGS.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE COCKTAIL.
HAPPY SUMMER.
COURAGE AND STONE.com FOR THE WHYSTY AND
THE SEASON FINALE OF "ARCHER" AIRS THIS WEDNESDAY ON FXX.
AISHA TYLER, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.