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>> Yeah, look like a boss.
I mean we've established that there's a bunch
of legitimate reasons to break into your own car, right.
>> My medication's in there.
>> Yes, also the cure for cancer.
Also my senior thesis.
Also five babies.
>> And the Arby's that I had sitting
under the backseat is getting warm, or cold, getting cold.
[static]
>> The important thing is learned the way,
the wedge and bag method of mechanically getting
basically a long finger in there to flip a switch.
>> It felt so destructive, but it worked.
>> Yeah. >> It was really primitive.
I wouldn't say easy, but we were able to do it, so.
>> Let's say you wanted to get into your own vehicle,
but you also wanted to feel like a 1980's criminal
at the same time.
Yes.
>> Snap on into a Slim Jim.
>> All I know is that a slim jim is like a magical thing
that you stick it down
and suddenly a lock pops open.
>> Basically, yeah, you slide it down into the window
and this piece has to hook the rod,
the mechanism that controls the lock.
Now a lot of cars made after like 1992ish have blocking
in there where you can't get something down
in there to effect the lock,
or if you're using this on something with electric locks,
you run the risk of dislodging a wire
or a screw or something like that
and just screwing up the entire thing.
Often, if you try to unlock your door
and it won't work, there's something wrong with it.
That's a sign that someone tried to pick the lock.
>> I would imagine you slide this down,
and what is it you're feeling for
because one of the things we learned
with the lock-picking lawyer is it really helps
to have a mental map of what's inside
that you're trying to reach.
>> Yeah, now of course all of the mechanisms
inside the doors are going to be different.
This one is a '98 Honda Civic.
Hopefully we'll be able to just grab
that little rod that's part of the locking mechanism,
just to hook this little part on there
and either push or pull it down.
>> So, I just going to reach in and see what happens?
>> That's not a bad way to do it.
[laughing]
The locking mechanisms on these cars,
they're located in different places.
It might be farther in here.
It might be directly above the lock by the handle,
which is actually where I think this one is.
>> Now we did pull a bunch of stuff around.
See look at that.
That looks like we're looking right at a thing.
Is that the lock thing that you're talking about?
>> JASON: I don't think that's the lock thing.
>> No, yeah, that looks like a piece of the
[laughs] definitely just looks like a piece of the door.
Well, so how do you know,
here you lead.
>> Yeah, I've never done this either,
so usually you just like get it down in there
because you'll have the little,
you'll have the weather stripping here
and so you have to slide it in there behind that.
>> BRIAN: Yeah.
>> But with this, I think it's going to be closer over here.
>> Here you can actually see.
Look at that.
[metal clanking]
Oh, oh, that's it.
That's the thing.
Look, hold on.
Right there.
You can see, it goes down
and it zigzags. >> Is that it?
>> That is it.
Oh my god.
We have eyes.
Thank you, Steve Jobs.
You got to get under that,
get under that zigzag part.
>> BRIAN: There it is, there it is.
[laughing] [gasps]
>> JASON: I can't see.
>> I can't believe how much
an iPhone is a perfect accessory
for this. >> I know.
>> I would not have expected this.
Get it hooked on it.
There you go.
Oh, no, here, go on the other side.
There you go,
and then twist the other way.
There you go, down just a little bit.
Just a little bit.
Steve Jobs wants you to steal this veh,
I mean to open this vehicle
and uncover the secrets of the ages.
Oh, oh, you were there.
You were there.
>> JASON: Good.
>> You were almost there.
Oh, come on. You got it Jason.
>> Jason: You think that's it?
>> BRIAN: Yes, I'm certain of it.
>> You want to try?
>> It feels like, yeah, here.
We'll trade jobs.
>> Okay. >> Here, you hold that.
Okay. >> Yeah, I just can't seem
to get it to catch.
All right.
>> Oh man.
I see why you went the other way.
>> JASON: Right.
>> It's almost like they designed these
so that they're not easy to open with a slim jim.
[laughing]
>> JASON: Yeah, see it's right there.
>> Right now the lock-picking lawyer's rolling
his eyes at us. >> Oh my gosh.
>> He's so annoyed.
>> Now usually this takes seconds.
>> Well, yeah if you're a cartoon criminal
in a Richard Donner movie.
>> It's all I ever wanted,
to be a Fratelli.
[sighs]
Oh, maybe try that secondary hook.
>> BRIAN: Yeah, the other one?
>> JASON: Yeah.
>> BRIAN: Okay, okay so yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this one has a bit more of a hook on it.
>> JASON: Oh, oh.
>> Did I get it?
Did a thing happen?
>> It certainly felt like it
but it didn't.
>> BRIAN: Oh, oh, no.
>> JASON: I don't even know if that's the right one, man.
>> BRIAN: Are you sure?
It's got to be.
It looks so much like it.
>> JASON: It does.
It really does.
>> Well let's verify that much, at least.
Maybe you get in
and we can at least see if it goes up
or down as you manipulate that.
>> I got ya, okay.
It's not that at all.
That's not doing anything.
>> You see anything in there moving?
>> No, keep going.
>> Man, slim jims are bullshit.
Here, take a look at this footage.
[soft music]
Maybe is it that?
>> JASON: Yeah.
>> Yeah, here, let me get footage of that thing opening.
There we go.
Okay, I can see a lot of stuff in there.
Turn the key.
>> JASON: Yep. >> BRIAN: Oh, it's that.
So that's, okay.
So we're hookin' onto the wrong thing.
>> JASON: Oh, look.
Yeah, look at, watch it, watch it.
>> BRIAN: Yeah, you can see it.
Okay.
>> You got to push it down.
>> It's got to go down?
>> Yeah.
>> It looks like it's going up.
>> No it's got to go, okay,
so here it is up,
or here it is when it's locked.
>> Yeah.
>> And then.
>> And now I'm fightin' you.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay.
>> And that's unlocked.
Okay, so, locked.
>> BRIAN: Okay.
>> JASON: Unlocked. >> BRIAN: And I have
to push it down, okay. >> JASON: Yeah.
>> God, we're the world's worst criminals.
Can't here, here, yeah.
>> Yeah, here, gimme that.
>> Yeah, you want to try it or.
>> Sure.
>> All right.
[soft music]
Like, it feels like you want to go up
but you have to go down.
Here, so here. >> JASON: It's stuck
on something.
>> BRIAN: Come back up.
There you go.
Towards me.
There you go.
Right on top, right on top.
Oh, you got this.
There you go.
Push down, push down.
Oh, you've almost got it.
You missed it.
There you go.
Get that hook right on top.
>> JASON: I want to try it this way.
>> BRIAN: Don't go for that 45 degree angle.
Instead, get like right on that, that,
like a little bit higher than that.
Little bit higher, little bit higher.
There you go.
Right there.
Hook that on. >> JASON: With the hook?
>> Yeah.
Look, we're just trying to steal a car,
I mean we're trying to--
>> Get my Arby's out of here.
>> Yeah, get your Arby's.
Perfectly legitimate reason.
Did you get it?
>> Look at that door unlocked.
>> Oh ho ho ho ho!
That is the face of somebody who did magic.
That is amazing.
>> It only took 20 minutes.
>> Holy cow, it really does work.
>> Well, yeah.
>> No Honda Accord from 1998 or before is safe after today.
>> And next time, a much faster method.
[laughing]
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>> I don't know.
I've read the comments.
>> You got this, don't listen to him.
[static] [beeping]
[static]
>> I'm going to pick my favorite of these.
The best contender. >> Okay.
>> I'm just going to do my best Murphy impression.
[banging]
[laughing] [clapping]
>> Satisfied. >> That is very satisfying.
>> JASON: Right.