- Hey, guys! Separate or together?
- [Woman] Together. - [Man] Separate.
- We're not together.
- I guess we'll just have separate checks then.
- [Waitress] Separate it is.
- I thought it was a date. Now I just look like an idiot.
- You should explore better options.
- Why can't I just find a guy like you?
It just sucks 'cause you're like my best friend.
- Best friends, exactly.
You ever felt like somebody was perfect for you
but if you say something you could fuck up the relationship?
- Yes! If they only knew how you felt,
everything would be amazing.
- Exactly. Exactly like that.
I guess what I'm trying to say is--
- I love you too.
- I wanted to ask your sister out.
- Oh.
- Tonight?
- Yeah.
- All right, cool. Let me just get ready.
- Okay.
- All right, cool.
- I think door's open--
I could leave if...
- Bro, c'mon, it's not like we're fucking.
- Oh, yeah. Of course.
Yeah, I'm really glad you came over.
It's like we barely spend time together anymore.
- I know, totally. We should hang out more.
- We should.
Oh my god! Noah's Ark is on! Yes!
- Thanks for having lunch with me.
I had a good time with you.
- Yeah, me too.
- I love you.
- I've actually been wanting to tell you about that--
- Like a brother.
- Yeah.
(relaxed, upbeat violin music)