Alright lads welcome back to my channel if you are new here, my name is Tom Harlock
and I do not have an intro, but maybe if I did YouTube would treat me with the respect I deserve and feature me in YouTube rewind
YouTube rewind if you have been living underneath a rock is an annual
sensational celebration of the best talent to grace YouTube - minus me
2016's was PokemonGo themed and was shit
2017 was all about dispachio and fidget spinners and was also shit with that being said
2018's edition has just been released and promises to be better than ever the theme is
"everybody controls YouTube rewind"
Which is a bold title because if I had any control I's pull the plug on the whole entire flop. A lot of people kicked
Off last year because despite being invited down to set and to film spending days on set in the cold and shit
Just having a miserable time when the final product came out
they only had like two frames in it and it was the back of their head a lot of people kicked off and said they
Would never do YouTube rewind again, so I don't really know how this one's gonna go seeing as YouTube rewind has just been released
I thought I would have a little look and give you my opinions and thoughts on the whole shitstorm
So if you do enjoy this video at any time
Please make sure to give me a like, subscribe for more and let me know down below in the comments what you think could have
Been improved about YouTube rewind and whether you liked it or not
If you don't understand the whole concept of YouTube rewind then let me break it down for you
Essentially YouTube gets a big budget, they fly loads of creators and usually celebrities that use the platform as well
They make a six to ten minute video a mash-up a huge conglomerate
sploshy splooge of all the best topics and memes and shit from that year before I watch youtube rewind i'm gonna make a couple of
Predictions as to what I think may or may not come up. Number one Lele Pons. For some reason
She's always included and I'm not quite sure why, because she never actually does anything and I think that's because she's not talented
but she must have blackmailed someone at YouTube for a four year YouTube rewind
Contract or something and maybe they had a quota to fill. Number two fortnite. Fortnite has literally been everywhere in 2018
So I would not be surprised if YouTube Rewind did a massive spunk allure fest about it
I even did a sponsored post for fortnite. So according to my contract I think the game is terrific honestly. Love it. Baby Shark
That's definitely gotta be in there
Everyone's been loving baby shark. Do do do do do do do I personally would love to see a bit of PewDiePie "Bitch
Lasagna", I don't know maybe no Paul brothers. I think that would be terrific
YouTube really reflecting the community so having everything demonetized, everyone poor and then clickbait Madeleine McCann
ethylene glycol poisoning
Maybe some beheadings if we're lucky. I think it's gonna be a fun array of bollocks. Without further ado
Let's get watching YouTube rewind 2018
I actually spent eight weeks this summer filming my youtube rewind segment. I had to remortgage my house
Sell everything I owned and that includes my body, but they told me you know what time it's gonna be worth it
You're gonna be the star
Ya is
Rewind time
I was watching Will Smith back in 2013 when he was doing "get ready with me's" in his morning routine
So far not a great start because Will Smith isn't actually a fucking youtuber, but let's keep going. "Quit horsing around"
Play me some of that jumping music. Okay, you said jumping music. Jumping music.
Who are you? Who are you?
Who are you who are the who are these people?
Not even a "thank you"? So far I don't recognize absolutely fucking anyone apart from that green eyed nun so let's keep going
I don't remember signing up for YouTube premium. So I don't know why Liza is on my screen
Last time I checked she didn't do a free video since 2017. "We control rewind this year"
Y'all we can do whatever we want
"What do we do?" Oh, wow. This looks inspired
"There's one thing this video needs." Uh, Casey Neistwat.
I just think it's pretty tacky when people put kpop music specifically BTS in the background of their videos, I see you YouTube
I know what you're doing it's all for the click
Rewind needs more cyan, can we do an experiment love that melting lipstick?
Oh, I recognized one. This is a lovely lady who used to work for BuzzFeed. Her name is
Saf.. Cerebral plywood.
How are you gonna feature mukbang and not have Trisha Paytas you fucking lunatics this is cultural appropriation
Can you believe the Koreans stole mukbangs from Trisha Paytas didn't deserve it and she deserves a lot more
Cancel completely cancel every single one. Gallop, what do you want?
I think that dog wants to leave
I'm sure that dog is bored of being around a fucking hot campfire set and just wants to go home
If I'm honest, this is animal cruelty
Marshmallow needs to be in this video
Who is marshmallow? How about yodelling kid?
Very unimpressed so far there's not been much in terms of storyline. I would just really like a very strong narrative
Why can't we have a kidnapping scene?
I don't see PewDiePie making lasagna in India yet, so I'm not very
Impressed and I haven't actually made my cameo. "You know, who really needs to be in this rewind video?"
"Everyone who managed to do something bigger than themselves this year." Me. Oh my god
This might be my big scene
"To everyone who proved it's okay to talk about mental health this year and showing their viewers that it's okay to go through tough times
Like that." Little bit confused because I'm pretty sure that was the line I said, so unless they swapped me out for Caspar Lee
Last time I checked I shaved my head and there's no other visual
Representation of losing your own fucking marbles and shaving your hair
"It takes a lot of bravery to be that vulnerable and I'm so proud of this community." You know, what Gabbie Show?
I think you're correct
It does take a lot of bravery to be vulnerable and I think the community thinks the same of you
Anyone that could go on genius.com and do that performance
You deserve the medal of honor
Hahaha
Can we also give a moment to Asian representation in entertainment this year major strides were made
You are correct Asian representation this year has been phenomenal. Scarlet
Johansson is just leading the way she's really truly being the oriental queen we all need. "Here's to all women in 2018 finding their voices"
Maybe not all women Nikkie. Last time I checked you do have some bastards Caitlin gun girl, Tomi Lahren
Theresa May can sometimes even be a dick however nikkietutorials is looking pretty good and I did recognize her. So that's a third person
I recognized so far out of the
4,000 people featured I don't understand the narrative or plot
I think basically
YouTube is just trying to take every single box and make every single person happy and as we all know that never fucking works
However positives Lele Pons fucking nowhere to be seen the dolob twins they don't even exist
We're forgetting something
That sounds like Elle Mills. "I think we should read the comments"
Wow, that's Elle Mills.
I like Elle and I like that reference as well
With her talking about the comments and her literally fueling the fire. Her story making ability has not been wasted here
Yeah I have a feeling this is going to get a little bit crazy
"Let's give the people what they want." Liza's featured for a second time am I sure I'm not being charged
Not gonna lie. I am a little bit buzzing about Lele Pons and her crew having her role demoted back on dancer
That's worse than commentator
Now we have James Charles, the Dolob twins and Chamblum flying around in a car
None of them are old enough to get the insurance
On that kind of vehicle which twin had to suck off who to get insurance
That's what I want to know. Hint: It was each other. Imagine me in the car with all four of them
I would get that way and I would just fucking turn it into an asteroid. I've seen Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
I'm pretty sure I could fly a car way better than either of them because I'm British and they're not
There's not much point to that was there all right
I don't understand half of what went on in that if I'm completely honest. It was a barrel of shit
I'm a little bit surprised that PewDiePie wasn't featured. Let me search for rewind on Twitter
Why in Will Smith's imagination of rewind did I get all my lines and screen time cut? People
Don't fucking learn do they? YouTube keeps inviting all these creators to do this big rewind and try and get everyone
Included and it ends up with a lot of people disappointed and a shit product in the end
Give each little
Country its own little budget and make them have their own little story and then put that together into one big narrative
I don't like the fact that YouTube's all about let's talk about mental health and shit and
Depression and shit and we love it
when we all know that they demonetize videos when everyone talks about that kind of stuff people are seeing through this facade of we're
So happy and we love the platform everyone loves each other
Maybe take the rewind off the net for a bit put that budget into research and development and give us an actual working
Website that allows us to communicate with the outside world in a way that's not so prohibited and stifle
My name's Ben Tom Harlow. This has been another video from me. I hope you've had a great day
And if not, then have a better one tomorrow, and if not, I'm not the fucking boss of you anyway
I don't give a toss have a terrible day
I've had enough of them. I went clean shaven for the first time on Monday
A lot of people have a lot of terrible things to say about it. So I apologize
There's been a little bit of a vile for a video, but I felt extremely insecure and it's all your fault
Thank you. Thank you very much for watching as always. I love you, and I'll see you on the next one. Goodbye