- Well, hello there.
You should get yourself some Try merch
and you better order it before December 7th
if you want to get it in time for the holidays.
You got t-shirts, hoodies,
all that good stuff.
So why don't you check it out?
- Oh yeah. A bit of that.
- In my face. A bubbedy bo.
- Oh yeah.
Rahh!
- Tssss.
(upbeat music)
- Uh yeah, it's the George Fox Impersonating Day.
(laughing)
Isn't that what it is?
- Son of a gun.
- I love chili Doritos.
I like spicy-
- I love spicy food, yeah.
- Ghost peppery, Carolina Reaper-y shite, isn't it?
(upbeat music)
- (both exclaiming) Oooh!
- First BBQ, then heat.
- Do you know what I don't need added to my crisps
is a two act structure.
- They're like sneaky, spicy.
Like every 10th one is like super spicy.
- Oh!
- Smells like barbecue.
- Ooh, it smells great.
- Want to get a whiff of these first? Let's do a smell test.
- Oh, okay.
Smells mostly barbecue.
I'm going to be honest.
(chips crunching)
- I'm not getting barbecue.
- I'm getting barbecue though.
- There's a kick off at first and then they're fine.
- Oh!
- I might've gotten a spicy one.
- I'm getting the heat on my tongue now.
- I did get a spicy one.
- Oh, I got a bit of it, yeah. - Ooh, ooh! Yeah.
- Yeah? - Oh, yeah.
(laughs)
- Something about things you put in your face
and they go "yow!"
So satisfying.
- 'Heat Burst' sounds like a Keanu Reeves movie.
- That I would fucking watch!
- From the '90s, yeah.
Like just after 'Chain Reaction.'
- Doritos are a great crisp to eat,
Cause you put it in your mouth whole
and then you can get your whole jaw around it
and crunch it down. - Exactly.
Brilliant sensation.
- For a spicy chip, okay. Tolerable.
See what happens next.
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- Ooh, honey sriracha!
- Ooh!
- Baked pretzel?
- Oh shit, they're fucking pretzels!
- Sweet, spicy and salty.
- Oh my God.
- Whenever you get something spicy
it just makes you salivate a lot.
- Oh. Oh, I didn't mean that, I'm sorry.
- They kind of looked like dog treats.
- Yeah, they do, they do.
- But those are tasty too.
- They're like little chopped up poops.
They are!
- Mmm!
- Yup.
- Oh yeah.
Oh yeah!
- No spice. - No.
Lacking it.
- They're delicious, though!
I think I prefer these, than the Doritos.
I think it is because they're a little more juicy
or something.
- Yeah, they're not that spicy. It's kinda just-
- No spice at all. - Pleasant.
- Very nice.
Just a warmth. - Yeah.
- Don't eat the middle bit on its own.
- Not good?
(gags)
- By the way, Combos is Stuffed Snacks,
so that means they do other flavors as well, right?
Oh, can we do a Combos one?
- They're very good, actually.
I didn't realize how much I was gonna-
- They're very Moorish.
- Fan-flippin'-tastic. - These are so good.
- If there's something better than these, then,
Then you're a fucking liar, Colin!
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- Ooh, flamin' hot!
- Funyons!
I've had Funyons before!
- I've heard of Funyons but I've never had Funyons either.
- They're just onion rings, right?
- They're fun onions!
- They don't actually have onions in them, do they?
- They're onion flavored.
- Yeah but how can they be flamin' hot onion flavor, like?
- Spicy onion? I dunno.
- I'll be honest though, I'm kinda-
I'm excited about this,
but the picture makes it look like the Cheeto-infused vodka
that we had in the disgusting drinks thing.
- I like how unnaturally red they are, though.
Look at that.
- This looks like the marrow
from like the inside of a steak.
(laughs)
- (singing) Let's eat desiccated asshole crisps.
Right?
- Oi, that went down the hole.
- Once you get past the flamin' hot part,
it's, it's just, it's a nice onion ring.
- Oh, I'm getting heat.
- I could eat a whole packet of these.
- I'm getting heat.
- Even if something doesn't have a flavor,
if it crunches you're going to eat a million of them.
- I thought I'd have more fun with them.
- Yeah. - You know what I mean?
- Ah! No!
Oh my God.
- Look at his hands!
Like a fucking clown's nose.
- These are just the right amount of spice.
If you go over this, then you're in spicy territory.
Then you're in like, this is so hot.
I can't, there's no flavor to it.
- Yeah.
(shrieking)
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- (whispering) Oh, you cunt.
- Oh, I fuckin' knew it!
I called it!
- Oh, you sneaky snake!
- I've got, say, I'm, I'm kinda nervous about these.
- Feel like we went from fuckin' 10 to 1 million.
Like we've been having like,
(singsong) Ooh, little spicy crisps,
Ooh, little spicy chips, ooh!
Death.
- Haunted ghost peppers.
This will-
- All the people who've died eating it.
- The use of gloves and safety goggles is encouraged!
- Like, if that's what they're doing to your outsides,
what're they doing to your insides?
Gluten free though.
- Oh, well then!
- Gluten free. - We're fine.
- Oh, you shouldn't have even sniffed that, man!
- Just have a sniff.
- Oh, that smells like it's gonna be a bad time.
- I'm nervous.
- These chips will terrify your taste buds.
Ours are still hiding under the bed.
- Okay, ready?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Totally fine.
Disappointment.
- Mine just kicked in.
- Oh, there it is!
(laughing) There it is!
- Oh!
- Okay.
- Oh, what?
- Why did that take so long?
- Oh, what the f-
- Oh, oh my God.
Like that is intense.
- It's like little needles
are just like stabbing the back of my tongue.
- Yeah, that's exactly it!
- That's exactly it!
- Something tells me that it should be more than that.
So I'm going to have another one.
- Like if I had eaten them
and saw someone walking down the street,
eating an ice cream, I would shift them
just to get the sensation away from my face.
- Oh, is this what you were getting?
- Yeah, yeah yeah.
(breathing loudly)
- Ahh! Ah!
Ah, fuck.
I really want to lick my thumbs though.
- Don't!
- So the rest of them were like, here.
This one is, imagine this hand,
but like where a plane would be in the sky.
- Ahh!
How is this a full bag?
This is meant to be shared
among like a hundred people or something!
- What the fuck is this doing to my mouth, man?
- I can't even move my tongue. Oh my god, so short! Ah!
- I feel like, if I do this,
(hissing)
flames should've been coming out.
(vocalizing hysterically)
(groaning comically)
- Come on.
- Do you know what?
I'm actually really impressed that they can make
like a chip this size.
- Yeah.
- That spicy!
- If it gets cold
I'm just going to breathe into the fireplace
and just warm myself off that.
- There's your final thought for you.
- We didn't really have a selection of spicy American chips.
We had three grand chips that were like,
(singsong) Ooh, we're a little bit hot,
and then one fucking nuclear bomb of spice.
- Oh the Combos!
- So lovely.
- That's how bad the ghost pepper was,
it made me forget about the Combos!
- I loved the Combos.
- The Combos were amazing.
- Onion rings were top notch. - Oh, class.
- Hey, what was your least favorite?
- Oh, I'd have to say it was the most full of knives.
- Thanks Delwyn for blowing our mouths off
with those spicy chips.
I both love you and hate you so, fair play.
- Thank you for setting my mouth on fire.
- Delwin!
- Not many men have been able to do that.
(laughs)
- What's wrong, Dermot?
- I don't know, I've got this big hole in my life,
I need something to fill it with.
- What about if some people would click subscribe
and like and share this video,
maybe hit the notification bell.
Would that help?
- Oh my God.
My hole has been filled.
(laughs)
- Thanks guys.
Help Dermot fill his hole.
Only we can do it, together.