- What do you like to do when you're
What do you like to watch?
- What do you like to do when you're
- Watch.
Look.
Look at the porch.
- When you look at the porch.
- Um.
(music)
(cymbal crash)
- What's up everybody?
I'm Timothy Delaghetto.
Rapper, actor, lover.
Some say I might even be an adult.
And today since I got all these lovely children here
with me.
Maybe I can teach you a thing or two about love.
- Ew.
- Yuck.
(laughing)
- Have any of you guys been in love?
- No.
- Never?
So, I know this sounds crazy and gross,
but one day you guys might be in love with somebody.
And, guess what?
You might even wanna kiss somebody with tongue.
- Ewww.
(laughing)
- I know.
I know.
- Why do you have a white board?
- We're gonna find out from you
what you would look for in your partner.
What do you want in that other person.
- The person I'm gonna date can only have brown hair.
- Brown.
- Only.
- Only brown hair.
But, what if you meet someone and they have black hair,
but they're perfect in every way.
- I would tell them to dye their hair brown.
- That makes sense.
- They have to be sweet and
- Smells good.
- No.
- I'll put smells good for your vote.
Smells good.
That's a good one.
- They have to wear jeans.
- Okay, so Phoebe, I see, you like the hair, the jeans.
A lot of physical outside things.
Is there anything on the inside that you think is important?
- They have to have good blood?
(laughing)
- Do you guys know what a blind date is?
- No.
- No, we don't.
- Okay, a blind date is when two people go on a date,
but they've never met before.
Ever.
So, we're gonna help him on his date, okay?
So, whenever you guys press this button,
he's gonna say or do whatever you tell him to say or do.
Alright?
- Does this girl know about it?
- The girl doesn't know that you guys are here.
The girl just thinks she's on a date.
- Alex, are you ready?
- Yup.
- You're gonna do great.
- Thanks you two.
- [Elise] How's it going?
- It's going good.
How are you?
- [Elise] Good.
What's your name?
- Alex.
- Elise.
- Elise, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- You look pretty good.
- Thank you.
So do you.
(glasses clink)
- [Helena] Should we have dinner now?
- [Alex] Should we have dinner now?
- [Elise] Yeah, yeah.
Let's do it.
Did you make this?
- Yes.
- [Alex] Yes.
- [Elise] Cool.
(bell dings)
- I love your tattoo.
- Do you like Italian food?
- I do love your tattoo.
- Thank you.
- Do you like answering questions?
- Mamma Mia.
- [Alex] Mamma Mia.
- [Elise] Mamma Mia.
This is good stuff.
- What you do by yourself?
- What do I do by myself?
You know, I read.
Sometimes I sit on my porch.
- What do you like to do when you
- Watch.
Look at the porch.
- When you look at the porch?
- I mostly just look.
Sometimes I just sit on it which is nice.
Do you cook a lot?
- What did she say?
- She said, do you cook a lot?
- Sometimes I don't like to answer questions either.
- Take a big sip of water.
(gulps)
- It's getting hot in here.
- [Alex] Oh, it's getting hot in here.
- Take your coat off.
(laughing)
- Do you work?
- [Helena] Maybe we should do more dates on the often.
- Maybe we should do some dates more often.
- What kind of dates?
- Maybe we could have a date while going camping?
- Maybe we could have a date when we go camping?
- That sounds a little scary.
Do you have a job?
- No.
- Mm.
- What do you do for your job?
- [Elise] I work at the court.
- Cool
- [Alex] Cool.
- [Elise] Yeah.
Do you have like a home?
- Yes, I do.
- [Alex] Yeah, I do.
- [Helena] I have a blue house.
- [Alex] I have a blue house.
- And it's really cool.
- [Elise] Do you think you're gonna get a job?
- Maybe.
- [Alex] Maybe.
- [Ethan] And, I really hope so.
- [Alex] And, I really hope so.
- Yeah.
- Maybe you could hire me at your job?
- I don't know about that .
- Why?
- Because you don't really like to answer questions.
And, so I don't actually know anything about you.
- Well, you're a nice lady.
- This is the best date that I've ever been on.
- This is the best date I've ever been on.
- Mm hmm.
Yeah.
- Get up and walk away.
- [Elise] Do you want your shirt?
- You can keep it.
- [Alex] You can keep it.
- Alright guys, so that was interesting.
- Yeah.
- How do you like the date experience?
- That was pretty good.
- If you had another chance to do this again,
would you do anything differently?
- Yes.
- Yes, we will.
- We keep interrupting her.
- Yeah, you guys kept interrupting her.
- We keep skipping words she say.
- Mmm hmm.
- We made the mess and I think there's no way to fix it.
- Good job today.
- And thank you Tim for doing this.
- Thank you guys.
You guys did a great job.
- Bye bye.
- Bye
- See ya.
(blowing)
- [Ethan] And, stay candle.
You're grounded.
- I'm Timothy Dalaghetto.
You guys know me, right?
You've seen all my videos, right?
- No.
- Of course you have.
- I have a blue house.
- And it's really cool.
- Yeah, so there are bodies in that refrigeration unit right there.
- Wait, is someone in there right now?
- So who pays for the Dentist when you guys go?
- Insurance?
- How do you like your new apartment?
- Good.
- Nice
- We found candy.
- We found candy